Did you know urine is sterile? You can drink it.
Go ahead, give it a try! Don't be shy!
My first time I could only swish it around, I knew of the beneficial oral properties. Oh and how it all began!
The first trickle down the throat was magical. And bitter. Still, I kept on.
I began the process of looping my urine. Drank all of it. I was shitting out stuff I've never seen, it was like a waterfall for days.
Be careful when you start on the pee. There are no breaks on the pee train. Soon you will see why.
Now my skin is like a teenage gurl, my eyes radiant, my countenance shining. Truly I am the lord of light. My golden shower was the next key.
Once you have purified internally, set some aside. Does piss jug ring a bell? Hmmmm? No plastic, I say!
Let it age a few days until it stinks like ammonia. Now rub it all over yourself. It puts the peepee on the skin. Soon you will feel invigorated and unstoppable.
Urine drinkers will take over the world desu
This is really a step forward for you, isn't it
>>36090019
I've ascended and only come back to show mortals the path to greatness. We are going to make Genghis Khan look like Snow White.
>>36089192
bumping thi-sm important thread
>>36089192
Damn. I've heard about this for years. It's called "autotherapy," and I've hard it can fix your gums and tighten up your teeth and do good things for your skin and shit. Is there any truth to that?