How old is the oldest person on /r9k/

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>>36145953
39
Searching for a fembot to spoil.

>>36146283
How does someone as old as you even find 4chan

>>36146283
Nah man, I've seen 40-50 year olds on here before.

I'm 30. Been here since 2006 or so...

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>>36146516
I posted on /sp/ back when boston teams were doing well back in 2006

>>36146516
>How does someone as old as you even find 4chan
>39
I hope you realize someday that 39 is not that old at all, if not, once you hit 25 you're going to feel so old you'll probably kill yourself out of desperation, or something worse, live like an 96 old bitter man and dying of starvation in his own shit.

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I'm 25. About to hit 26 on july.

Adderall + Vyvanse have been making me feel pretty social lately. I think it's about to end, gaiz.

But...

>tfw the last girl you like (and still have feelings for) has a boyfriend now and don't know what to do.

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>>36146516
Not him, but 4chan had been around for 13 years. Think about it. He didn't find 4chan the other day.

Most probably everyone on 4chan were little kids who first found out about in 2010 with that dumb movie or maybe 2008-ish with Chanology and other instances of it making the news, and they're now just in their early 20s, but a lot of us discovered 4chan when we were already in our 20s, and now it's at least a decade later.

t. 32 year old

Although I did waste my time on other forums and websites before 4chan, I am so fucking grateful that it wasn't even around when I was a teen or kid, I at least had a real childhood and teen years instead of posting frogs.

There was a 70 year old guy who posted in an advice thread. He didn't say much

>>36146932
>>36146962

Like clockwork.

25 is not old at all, like the other anon said. You're still in your 20s.

Granted when you are 25 you feel frightfully old as shit. I'm 32 now and feel younger than back then.

>>36146932
39 is pretty fucking old. Your window to have children is already closed at that age.

currently i'm 61

>>36146516
Why would someone under 25 post on 4chan? At least when you're in your 30's being grinded down with wage slavery and life and so worked to the bone when you come home all you want to do is sit down should you have an excuse to waste your life shit posting.

>>36147216
Post proof. If you're telling the truth how have you not killed yourself

>>36145953
34 wiz reporting.

>>36147201
If you're a woman you can have kids into your early 40's (albeit with some risk), if you're a man you could have kids in your 60's and probably later.

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in the solar years of human reckoning my age would be enumerated to 5,429

the great wisdom and experience which i possess can be shared concisely in your nomenclature

>"420 blaze it faggot"

some of your greatest minds have already devised this supreme philosophy

>>36147247
cause life aint about what you like you little fuck. you are the normie and you aint even a cool normie your here with us for what reason?

>>36147314
You're on 4chan and you're pretending to be as old as my grandpa. Proof or get the fuck out

>>36147201
>>36147290

I think he meant socially, not biologically, but for most robots there is no window at all for that regardless of age.

>>36145953
did the man who invented /r9k/ go to /r9k/

>>36147290
It's the same thing for men. Once they hit 30 the quality of the sperm decreases each year. By the time a man is 40 the chances of having healthy offspring are very low.

>>36147371
My cousin got married and had kids in his late 30's and early 40's and he's autistic as fuck.

>>36147242
Exactly. I feel so bad for all these 20 year old kids who have done nothing but sit at the computer all day and will do so for the rest of their lives.

I might be a shitposting retard with no life now, but at least when I was their age I was out getting drunk with friends and having sex with kind of fat girls that weren't really all that attractive but we met at the Vans Warped Tour so hey

>>36147385
>did the man who invented /r9k/ go to /r9k/
moot is only 28 ish

>>36147274
Senpai teach me your ways Im 30 but I seem to be wavering atm

>>36147414
For sure, there's hope for some. I mean both my parents are ugly retards with no social intelligence and they managed to hook up with each other.

>>36147395
Post proof. Consider most people don't maintain their health and have shit lifestyles.

>>36147428
get the fuck off my board norman you cunt

My uncle is a 64 year old neet and he posts here. Never had a job or girlfriend and lives off autism bucks in my dead grandmas house

>>36147477
haha no I live in my parents' house, do nothing but shitpost and play waifu games all day as well as watch anime.

I retired from the fake normie life. Don't be mad because I didn't waste my youth posting frogs

>>36147176
25 is not "old" but in terms of social abilities it is. If you're a 25 yr old jobless KHV NEET your life might as well be over.

>>36147607
>I-I'm totally not a normie guys I swear
>I'm like such a robot haha
If you have the ability to have sex with other people you are a normie

You don't just stop being a normie. It's what you are.

>>36147395
>>36147461
Depends on a lot of factors but it is more risky than a man having children in his 20's. I have gathered a few sources that support this:

1.) http://www.menshealth.com/health/age-and-risks-of-fathering-a-child

2.)https://www.babycentre.co.uk/a564598/dads-to-be-how-your-age-can-affect-your-fertility-and-your-babys-health

3.)http://www.webmd.com/men/news/20141202/older-dads-health#1

In short, the older a man is, the more likely his child will have autism, schizophrenia, and downs syndrome.

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>>36147147
>I at least had a real childhood and teen years instead of posting frogs

I've been here since 14 and I'm 18 now

>>36147766
We warned you youngfags to leave but nooooo you guys know everything

>>36147784
I actually came here because I was homeschooled and socially retarded

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>>36147766
desu I've been here since 12 and I'm 33 now. What have I done with my life

>>36147825
We still warned you to leave, bro. You think we wanted to keep you out to protect our secret club of autism and frog posting? No we wanted you to avoid becoming us. Your fault now

>>36147849
>4chan has been around 13 years
>33 - 12 = 21

Sure. Here's a (you)

>>36147888
>>33 - 12 = 21
what are you doing here anon? he said 13 years

>>36147937
Oshit forgot to do it the common core way

33
- 12

Take 3 from 33, add it to 12 that makes 15.
Take 2 from 12 and that makes 10
Subtract that 2 from 15 and get 13 years on 4chan

>>36147988
wtf am i looking at here

>"since 12"
meaning 2012
>"now 33"
meaning 2033

2033 + 2012 = 4045
4045 / 2 = 2022.5
(22.5)
2+2+.5 = 4.5
4 X 5 = 20
therefore 2020
2020 - 2017 = 3

he has been here for 3 years into the future
this is a good sign the world is not end

>>36147695
I just realised that the whole "normie" thing is like what punk and metalfags say about "posers".

I don't care about how seriously you take the memes senpai. No normie lives at home and watches anime when they're 30years old.

It's also really not hard at all to find some slutty girl who is just as gross and weird as you. You just have delusionally unrealistic standards about your virgin blonde stacey imaginary waifu.

I'm 33 and feel too old for this shit, but there's nowhere else to go. I'm not a wizard (had sex with a whopping TWO women, one of them was a one night stand), double4chan is dead, and I don't have a social life so I can leave this pretend online one.

I know that I need to actually get out into the world and do something so I don't need this place anymore, but it hurts.

>>36147988
>>36148068
schizo-autism-math is my favorite kind of math

>>36148107
Wizchan is honestly not worth anybody's time anyway. It's painfully slow and I'm pretty sure half of the posters on it killed themselves

>>36148107
The worst is childhood nostalgia threads.

I keep expecting a thread about playing POGs in the schoolyard and hanging out at arcades and Attitude-era WWF wrestling but it''s just

>THAT KID WHO SOMETHING SOMETHING INTERNET YOUTUBE IPHONES PLAYSTATION 3

I can't relate to anyone who grew up with the internet, especially not just 10 years ago.

>>36148096
>I just realised that the whole "normie" thing is like what punk and metalfags say about "posers".
No it isn't. That's a retarded comparison.

Any "poser" can just listen to more punk or metal and become more knowledgeable in the genre.

A normie doesn't just decide to be a robot one day. A robot is something created through genetic or environmental factors during childhood. It's who you are as a person.

You're just a failed normie trying to fit into the "weirdo" club because you want to feel special. But you were socially skilled enough to have sex with women and you literally cannot be one of us.

>>36148160
Just wait until a few years when people are nostalging over gumball and flapjack

>>36148107
I'm about 10 years younger than you and I got 0 motivation to go out and meet people. Like zero. What do I do? I'm young and so demotivated already, I've been like this for years now.

>>36148192
I was a robot before I had sex though, so therefore I was always a robot.


Check and mate.

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>>36148107
he thinks having sex with 2 women is an accomplishment at his age

>>36148240
God you normies are so fucking dense it's unbelievable. Let me try to explain this again.

If you had the ability to attract anyone at some point in your life, you're a normie and you always were. Your normie/robot status isn't something that just magically changes. By the time you're an adult it is set in stone.

You might as well say that a dog can decide to be a cat if he feels like it.

You're confusing being a failed normie with being a robot. A failed normie has given up even though he could make it if he tried. A robot never had a chance in the first place and will never make it no matter how hard he tries.

I'm 26. Not the oldest, but I'm sure I'm much older than the average (which I'm guessing is about 20 years old).

>>36148325
No, I'm a robot.

>By the time you're an adult it is set in stone.

I didn't have sex until after I was 18.

Actually now that you bring it up, "robots" are also failed normies. You want sex a gf and all that, but you've failed at getting any, even if you didn't try at all it's failure all the same.

>>36148068
what the fuck, what grade are you in? that's completely wrong.

>since 12
as in the derivative of 12 so 0 so 2000
>now 33
he obviously means 33 years
2000 + 33 = 2033 square rooted = 45.01
45.01 + 33 = 78
78 / 15 = 5.2
anon has been here for 5.2 years
you're welcome

>>36148402
>the average (which I'm guessing is about 20 years old).
Oh you naive soul. The average is probably closer to 16.

>>36147147
What 2010 movie?

>>36148431
>using base 10 instead of base 12 to do math

See me after class, brainlet.

>I'm 26

When I read 18/19 year olds posting here I just wanna reach through their monitor and yell "RUN! WHILE YOU STILL CAN!" Seriously, if you're still in your early to mid 20's (or god forbid, younger) you can still make it, don't waste your life posting on this shithole.

>>36148487
>you can still make it
Not when you're bald and ugly senpai

>>36147428
I'm hoping to die or vastly improve before becoming 25+
t. 19 year old

>>36148246
You missed the "whopping" part, do you not have irony in your native language?

>>36148487
>26
lad...you are in your mid 20s...

>>36148405
>being this fucking retarded
Not even the one you're arguing with but holy fuck you're stupid. You're a failed normie that got lucky, you're just trying to fit in with robots even though you're on a different playing field.

It is pointless to try to explain any further if you cannot grasp something simple as that anon posted before. Now stop being so dense and pretend to be a robot even though you're clearly not.

>>36148405
This. All robots are fucking failed normies. When will you all realize this?

>>36148445
Smiley.

I guess it came out in 2012 rather then 2010. It still brought in the newfags en masse.

The movie starre Shane Dawson who was hot shit back then, and it was about a guy who wears a smiley face mask and kills retards using computer or something. At one point there's a scene where it's "OH HI WELCOME TO OUR INTERNET PARTY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ANONYMOUS AND 4CHAN YEAH THAT'S US GRAB A BEER WHILE WE HACK THE MAINFRAMES INTERNET HATE MACHINE AMIRIGHT HAHA LOOK AT PEDOBEAR OVER HERE" and I'm barely exaggerating. it was worse than that.

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>>36148487
I'm 20 and this place serves as a reminder what I could become if I don't sort my shit out.

I actually started browsing r9k a couple months ago and I've already got a haircut, started working out and trying a hand at tinder. I don't know what sort of mental tricks I'm performing on myself but being here gives me boosts of confidence sometimes.

>>36148559
>being this butthurt over someone achieving something you could too if only you tried harder

kekkekekekekkekekekek

>>36148559
Typical failed normie frustration. You failed at getting a gf so you take it out on other people, sad!

>>36148596
I'm 30 years old and 10 years ago I was telling myself just that.

Then you end up becoming a living cautionary tale for the next generation of 20 year olds, and you can only feel better about yourself by comparing your own life to someone like Chris Chan.

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>>36148617
Jesus christ

This board has been infested beyond repair. Why can't reddit just leave us alone

>>36148487
>you can still make it
There's so much work I would have to do just to be both happy and appease society. Can I please just die?

>>36148668
Why don't YOU go back to r/failednormies, sad!

>>36148668
Anon you are not being tied down to this website. You do realize there is an "X" at the top right of your screen that you can click, and you will no longer be here within a matter of seconds, right? You do not actually need to be here if you do not want to.

Fascinating, isn't it?

>>36148583
Holy shit. I remember the trailer for that movie. I used to watch Shane Dawson on YouTube.

I think I got into 4chan in 2008? I left around 2012 I think, and came back in 2016. I'm 19 now

>>36148601
>projecting this hard
Nice try pal.

>>36148617
>taking out anger on normies/failed normies is a bad thing
Kek. You should probably leave if you don't like it here.

>>36148731
Awh how cute! He want some (You)'s, well here you go, just this one time.

I'm 27, am I in old tier?

>>36148601
Granted it was a real piece of piss to get a practice gf or be a practice bf back then when almost everyone was emo or mallgoth or nu-metal or pop-punk or some other derivative shit in the 2000s.

These days there's no real unified subculture, except for like anime and video games.

But on the other hand it's actually easier to meet people now that there are practice gf apps for your phone. Back then a phone was just a phone.

I'm 32. Been on 4chan since I was 19.

Still here cause it makes me laugh and I love to shit post.

>>36148744
>spending over 5 years on 4chan and you're barely an adult

fuck man. Like the other posts said, get out while you can still do something with your youth and life.

If you think "oh booohoo no one wants to fuck me" now, imagine what it'll be like when you're fat and balding and still posting frogs a decade from now.

>>36148827
>practice gf apps
What are they? I know Tinder is for hooking up but what else is there?

>>36148898
>and balding
What if I'm already bald and I'm still young

There's no hope for guys like me.

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>>36148898
I'm already fat, but at least I'm not balding knock on wood I tried to leave, but came back. I don't really care about relationships. I have unrealistically high expectations/desires

>>36148946
I don't know desu, I haven't had sex since 2010 and only got a proper cell phone a few years ago. Almost all of my practice gfs I met IRL.

I did meet some girls through pre-facebook social media sites.

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Why do people on this board is always say "just lower your standards."

What's the point? Why would I want to have sex with someone I don't find attractive?

I don't want a girl less than 8/10. I know that means I'm going to be a KHHV for the rest of my life and that's fine with me. I'm not going to lower myself and date some ugly girl just so I can join the non virgin club.

Being a KHHV forever is fine with me.

>>36149168
It's a lot of non-INTPs trying to give advice to INTPs. I think a common thing for us is having high standards, and not caring about not being in a relationship

>>36148325
>If you had the ability to attract anyone at some point in your life, you're a normie and you always were. Your normie/robot status isn't something that just magically changes. By the time you're an adult it is set in stone.

Though I myself am a wizard, I can't help but to play Devil's advocate when I see something like this. Of all of my vices, this is the most natural. After all, every wizard belongs to the Devil by default. How could I prevent myself from serving as his mouthpiece when the opportunity arises?

There is nothing spectacular about being desired at least once over the course of one's life. The clinically depressed with their minds obscured by some melancholy, the perverts who pursue forbidden things that will guarantee if not a lifetime condemned to Perdition at the very least a moment in chains, the obese, the ungainly, and so on...the fact someone desired them once doesn't make them normal human beings...it merely makes them human in the most meager sense. The pariah who once held woman a decade ago and now weeps because he recalls her touch while he drinks himself to death has no cause for celebration. The tears a man sheds may be fundamentally different than those wept by a monster, but are no less real for all of that.

The men and women who had some hope of being healthy and who allowed that possibility to slip through their fingers find themselves in a world unfamiliar to them. They cry like infants thrust into a world they are just beginning to understand and we, the abominations who took our first breath inhaling Hell's smoke, find ourselves in the strange position of helping them navigate it.

My fellow monsters, don't be so quick to dismiss our adopted children. Though they may not share our blood, and should be endlessly grateful for that fact, they're the closest to children any of our tribe will ever have.

>>36149168
>that's fine with me
people tell people here to lower their standards when it's not fine with and because they are talking about killing themselves or going elliot rodger for being 19 year old virgins. if you're happy as you are and you don't come here to complain about tfwnogf, you're probably in the minority on this board.

>>36149168
>Why would I want to have sex with someone I don't find attractive?

Well you beat off and pretty much fuck yourself everyday, and you're fine with that...

Like the meme goes, it's a practice gf. It gives you the boost in confidence and skills learn through trial and error so that you can then finally get a gf of unrealistic standards.

>>36149365
What if I want to kill myself, but >tfwnogf is only a very very small reason. And my personal feel isn't even about the relationship, just the sexual pleasure. I'd be fine with a sexdoll, onahole, or escort.

>>36147435
>moot invented r9k
wew lad

>>36149320
Hello WitchKing I am a fellow wizard, do you have a pic of you? I would love to put a face to the words or else I think your like 12 year old roleplayer.

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>>36149365
Well I might have overstated things to an extent desu. I do get very lonely and tfwnogf some. I'm not always happy being a KHHV. But it's just that I'm not intersted if a girl is less than 8/10, MAYBE 7/10 absolute minimum if she fits my personal tastes.

I get sad and lonely, but I'm not interested in lowering my standards and dating an ugly girl. I want a hot gf or no gf

>>36149521
>Hello WitchKing I am a fellow wizard, do you have a pic of you? I would love to put a face to the words or else I think your like 12 year old roleplayer.

Vade retro satana. I've sinned against the world enough as it is. To expose more people to my hideous face than absolutely necessary would ensure my damnation.

>>36149604
have you never been attracted to someone who was less attractive than that because of reasons that were unrelated to looks? do you interact with girls much?

>>36147147
>Most probably everyone on 4chan were little kids who first found out about in 2010 with that dumb movie or maybe 2008-ish with Chanology and other instances of it making the news, and they're now just in their early 20s, but a lot of us discovered 4chan when we were already in our 20s, and now it's at least a decade later.
I discovered 4chan around 2007. I'm 25.

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>>36149693
I'm not really sure what you're asking but you reminded me of something else that I've been wondering about.

Does anyone else have a disparity between women you find "sexy" and want to fuck, and women who are attractive in a way you want to have a relationship with, but not sex

There are some girls who have a certain that I find hot as fuck and I want to have sex with them

But there are others who have a certain look that I find pretty and attractive, but I just want to cuddle and hang out and have a relationship with them. Not sex

Does anybody else know what I mean

>>36149782
I kinda get what you mean, but I also want to have sex with the ones I want to cuddle

I am 59 years old, it does not get better, only progressivly worse.

I have to pee 11 times each night, use enema to poo, can't eat or function without taking five different medicines each day.

>>36149168
As you grow older you'll realise that anything above a 5 is fuckable.

>>36149782
do you ever want to have a relationship with a girl because of who she is instead of what she looks like?

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>>36149918
For instance, when I see a hot Stacy, I find her sexually attractive and I want to fuck her.

When I see a qt indie gril, I find her pretty but not in a sexual way. I just want to cuddle and listen to music and talk about life with her.

But there are some girls who fit into both categories.

>>36150006
No. Looks are inherently a part of who someone is.

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>>36148192
It's a mentality dumbass. The average citizen could literally spend all of there time indoors, eventually develop depression, attempt suicide, take advantage of and leech off of a family member if they truly lamented their life enough. Don't play the genetics and childhood card, there are plenty of people who have had it way worse and have actually been successful. You robots are the equivalent of punk enthusiasts. Stop flattering yourself.

>>36148439
I doubt it. Maybe 18 or 19, but to say the average is underaged b& is something I'm calling bs on.

>>36150180
yes, a part.

>>36150307
I can't be attracted to someone I find unattractive.

>>36148583
>Smiley
That movie was a complete flop and everyone stopped giving a shit a few weeks after. 4chan was already famous around the Internet before 2012.

>>36150562
4chan has been famous among even normies for a very long time. I was literally introduced to 4chan by two popular Chads in high school. That was many years ago. They were surprised that I had never heard of it before.

>>36148668

You want to do something about it?

Join us

We need all disillusioned robots, come join if you are a virgin and tired of the normification of r9k

https://discord.gg/PN4QMEP

>>36146516

33 here. been here like 12 years.

>>36150625
Yep, pretty much. If anything brought the newfags en masse it was the 2006 Habbo raid.

>>36150562
It was infamous. It was the internet hate machine before Chanology turned it into a cesspool.

Smiley introduced 4chan directly to the youtube crowd and tumblr.

Now these days there's barely any difference between tumblr and 4chan with both websites being filled with attention-seeking tranny faggots.

>>36150796
But turbo Chads were already coming 4chan long before 2012. They would literally talk about it in my school.

Chads and robots are always ahead of the game. Average normies in the middle tend to be behind.

>>36150883
>But turbo Chads were already coming 4chan long before 2012.

Chanology was 2008.

>>36147784
It's not like i was giving up on social interaction to post frogs, in fact, this was the most realistic form of social interaction i could have. i went to prom all 4 years, never had a date, or even went with friends, i just kind of stood there, saying a few words to people, hoping for a miracle that would never come.
never turned down any invitations or conversation, never rejected anyone.

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>>36150932
Yep. It was inevitable at that point.

It says something about human nature, doesn't it?

It just goes to show that everyone, from the ugliest robot to the 10/10 Chad, likes the ability to say whatever he wants with anonymity. Otherwise, Chad would just stay on social media. But they specifically come here. We all like to show our true selves when we don't have a name attached to us.

>>36151122
You keep forcing this "Chad goes on 4chan" meme quite a whole lot.

42 here. So much for the answer to life and universe and everything, fuck you Adams.

>>36151142
Have you been to /soc/ or /fa/

>>36148487
I'm in college and massively failing at social life. Please give me advice and god so help me if you say join a club (I'm in three already) I will strangle you over the god damn internet

>>36147342
Shut the fuck up you ass. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class 1974 and my parents are dead. Things were better when people knew their place. Nobody knows their place anymore

>>36149168
Fucking this


chemin maldrad

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>>36151190
I got really lucky. My first college class, the professor went around the room and told us to say something about ourselves. I said my favorite band was some autistic /mu/core band. Nobody else had apparently heard of them.

But then after class, hipster Chad walks up to me and says he likes that band too. Then we became friends and he invited me to parties and stuff. I had no other source of a social life besides him.

So I guess you just have to be really lucky senpai

>>36149956
Christ anon, that's rough. Are you fat or just have a lot of medical complications?

>>36151150
Yes, and other than the random pics of instagram or youtube personalities or even random facebook accounts that get posted there, there are no Chads on 4chan, or Staceys for that matter.

>>36151316
You are incredibly ignorant but whatever. Your entire high school football team probably went on /b/

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>>36151337
By the time I graduated high school, it was still another 2 years before moot would even crate 4chan.


You just seem to think that anyone who isn;t a complete neckbeard fat autist and looks relatively normal is automatically a Chad.

>>36151488
So you admit that your information is way out of date and irrelevant. Why are you still trying to argue

>>36149782
Iktf. Yesterday I was eating lunch and this incredibly attractive woman walked by andlooked like former onenitis a bit all I wished for is that she didnt leave. It was one of those terribly attractive people where she is either a turbo slut or 'nice girl' who just manipulates men like it is nothing and it really takes a bit to comprehend what their life might be like. All I wanted to do in that moment was take in the sight of such beauty. As far as fucking her, it was something that I really couldn't even imagine, I would rather hold her in my arms for hours on end.

Then later you see a dozen generic plastic bitches, who sure you would fuck, but it would probably be huge pain in the ass to satisfy their demands and you might end up being a beta bitch at her command if you want to have sex.

>>36151573
>So you admit that your information is way out of date and irrelevant.

I didn't say that, throughout the years I still hung out with younger people that were objectively Chads.

They worked as models and actors and came from wealthier backgrounds and all the typical Chad stuff. Not one of them went on here. The only one who did were STEM university nerds and stoners.

>>36151583
It's the difference between "cute" and "hot". Hot girls you want to fuck. Qts you want to cuddle.

But every now and then you see the rare gril who is both qt and hot

>>36149475
He did make the board

>>36147174
kek, he probably fell asleep or died.

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>>36151814
>But every now and then you see the rare gril who is both qt and hot

Those ones really are special.

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>>36147766
>started browsing at 12
>19 years old right now
I feel like I've already wasted everything

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>>36148596
That's the gayest post I've read all day. Enjoy your herpes, normie.

>>36148652
Even Chris has a car and has gotten pussy before. He's done better than some robots.

>>36147174
That was way back if we're talking about the same guy, I remember him saying more than what you imply and that he looked just like Stan Lee.

Was a musician when he was younger, had a half-dozen serious relationships with women he truly loved then settled down with his wife of 40-50 years, never had kids, was interested in Japanese culture IIRC. I don't remember much of his advice though, wish I had the thread.

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>>36153324
>normie

u fuckin wot m8

I'm a khv no friends loser and I've been that way as long as I can remember, fuck you

The difference between you and me is that I'm at least making an attempt to change myself

>>36148130
I think within the next 2 years, it's going to grow quite a bit. Most people who were here from the start are getting too old for this place, and find it hard to relate with all of the younger posters

>>36153456
Wait, you haven't gotten laid by 20? Are you for real or are you just role-play being an actual robot? Even short fat people get laid.

The difference between you and me is that you delude yourself into thinking you'll ever be better when you're 20 already. It's over. Your ship has sailed.

Don't forget: you're here forever.

>>36153528
>Wait, you haven't gotten laid by 20? Are you for real or are you just role-play being an actual robot? Even short fat people get laid.

Don't try to bully me anon

It won't work

>>36145953
Nobody over 21 to be honest nigga. 4chan is as youth oriented as it gets. Notice there are no canines with characters over 21? Notice our memes ate always of the latest kid cartoons? Adults here missed out on the coming of age rites that help us enter adulthood properly

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>>36145953
59

Im fucking sorry

>>36153878
33

please be lying dude, you're older than my parents by 3 years

I'm 57 years young

I'll be 58 in March

>>36148740
>Fascinating, isn't it?
the most reddit-tier passive aggressive response you could have possibly typed out

>>36153961
>>36153878
54 here. This isn't my main board though

>>36153878
if you're on /r9k/ you're not trying at all

>>36145953
i'm 64 turning 65 in july
lol

>>36148246
His sarcastic tone was pretty obvious. Are you autisic or something? You will never be happy if you are this stupid.

>>36154352
You're the exact, same age as my father

And what the fuck are babyboomers doing on this board anyways?

Seriously don't you have better things to do

>>36146283
Ahh fuck you, 38 and thought I'd win this one

>>36154409

There were ones who got into computer shit in the 70-80's.

Just think. That's going to be you someday.

I'm 60.

>>36154354
anon its clearly a joke out of a joke
have you gotten your autism professionally evaluated yet? you shouldn't take things off the internet this seriously

>>36154409
I'm retired, son

I can do whatever the heck I want

Hard to know for sure, I know there's one regular browser who's 74, no shit.

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>>36154354
its /r9k/ are you seriously surprised when you see autistic posters

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I'm 61 also and retired. I've been here a few years. I like other boards for interesting discussions like /x and /k.

>>36154696
For some reason I believe you

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>tfw turning 74 next year