>too stupid to greentext stories why was i born such a brainlet?

>>36146330
>be me
>browsing /r9k/
>see brainlet who is too stupid to write greentext stories
>laugh
talk about autism you guys experience on /r9k/

>be me on born
>damn this suck

every baby is correct right away

>>36146361
>be me
>browsing /r9k/
>see brainlet making fun of some dude who is struggling
Spot the real autism

>>36146361
>>36146417
>>36146457
how the fuck r u guys turning ur text green??? stop being meen and help me!!

>>36146361
a-at least i made you laugh r-right?

>>36146457
>be me
>browsing /r9k/
>see brainlet making fun of some supreme gentleman who is making fun of another brainlet
>laugh
absolute autism

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>be me
>browsing /r9k/
>sees this post

ha.
same...

> be me
> struggle to find autism subjects for my research paper
> visit r9k

Tfw can't even cope up with sorting the amounts of autistic posts I've read tonight

>>36146573
Sort them by mental illness then severity. ezpz

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>>36146482
Just....

>GO GREEEEEEEEN!

> I havent left my bedroom fo 24 hours havent eaten anything for a few days and havent drunk any water for 24

>>36146696
good story my dude origi

>I know how to make it green but I can't seem to achieve the same green text feel that other posters are so good at. Really feels bad.

>>36147225
>zis is what i mean