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You can choose one and only one of the following three options.

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You can choose one and only one of the following three options. Which do you choose, /r9k/?

1. Ideal Genitalia
>If male, your penis will transform into your ideal penis, down to the last vein and nanometer. You may alter your scrotum and testes if you wish.
>If female, you will have the vulva of your choice and your desired ass shape/size.
>You can also choose your desired fertility status and sex hormone levels. E.g. if you desire high test, then you will get high test.

2. Money
>You receive tax-free 10 Million USD that you and only you can control.

3. Alcohol Immunity
>You are permenantly immune to all physical and mental side effects of drinking alcohol, except of course being drunk. No hangovers, no cirrhosis.

I think I'd choose 3 2bh, though 1 is quite appealing.
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>>36196059
One of course. The other options are stupid.
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#2 is the correct choice, of course
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Money

I dont need a perfect dick or whatever because i have money so i can get laid whenever

I dont care about Alcohol, i just drink a glass of wine or some rum here or there, heavy drinking is degenerate. But either way - i can just pay for rehab
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2. I'm most likely not getting laid even with a big dick since I'm terrible with conversation. I live such a relaxed lifestyle that 10 million could last me for my whole life without having to wagecuck. I might take a part time job just in case I lose all the money in a fire or something and would then have a huge experience gap. dunno.

3 is stupid, I wouldn't take 1 unless I could change other parts of my body too. if I could greatly enhance how much sperm I shoot per load to ridiculously inhuman levels (bukkakke levels in a single shot) I might consider it.
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Money, what the fuck kinda question is this
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>>36196059
Ideal genitalia. I don't care about the penis too much, but test levels would be enough to make me ultra chad. If I can leverage that to make $400k a year, it's also more profitable than alternative number 2. And I probably could.
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>>36196059
Fucking stupid, ofcourse 2, 1 should be you're body in general, might be worth it for manlets and ugly. 3 should be personality, ie become outgoing naturally
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all of them are very stupid except the money
underage b& pls
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