My conversation with my dad minutes ago >anon we spoke to

Living in China sounds pretty amazing though.

>>36207441
>wants to stay in America
>too sacred to speak his mind

Man up. Tell your dad that you don't want to go.

I'd kill to move to a different country. I've fucked up living in this one.

>>36207441
isn't china polluted as fuck
hell no to that id stay in america

>>36207460
Not if you're Chinese.

what about that nsw driving licence, fuck off faggot

>>36207441
Explain to them that if you go to China you won't get a gf because there's a huge surplus of males there.

>>36207441
just lie to your dad and say you're making improvements. stally stallerino my man

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>>36207460
>Living in China sounds pretty amazing though.
what

Why have you posted this same thread like 16 times?

For once in your life, OP, make your grandparents move in with you!

Is someone trying to force this guy into a meme?

OP stop posting this shit again and again

>>36207471
Unless you live in Luxembourg or a microstate like that, you can just move inside your country
or are your country's customs shit?

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>>36207441
You have to go back

Also, check these sick dubs

>>36207460

Yeah Gutter Oil sounds delish.

>>36207514
>what
it's a developing country. This has a lot of benefits, but it also has a lot of drawbacks.

watch ADVChina, they give a pretty good look into why a foreigner may want to live in china

>>36207441
Bro you need to fake getting. A job first. He's textbroker account and write articles. You can then tell tour parents you got a job

>>36207441
Is your chinese fluent?

Honestly you might want to try it, Chinese women are better overall than western women. Assuming you aren't roaming slums and rural trash areas.

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/grandparents%20guangzhou/

can you fucking stop?

Sounds like he just wants you to go back and babbysit your grandparents so he doesn't have to.

>>36207441
what is actually stopping you from being productive?

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>>36207441
Fuck off you ugly chink.

Quit making these attention whore threads, I'm sick of seeing your ugly fucking face.

>>36207441
>i want to stay in america
>america
nisem please

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>>36207460
>WAT U WANT FOR DINNER TONIGHT ANON?
>PUPPY IN THE CUPBOARD, SKIN IT AND BOIL IT, WITH RICE

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>>36207589
My dad gave me this book last week. Now i know why. Jokes on him im not learning shit.

>>36207589
All parts of china are slums and rurual trash. They said i need to appreciate hardwork. I wish i was white u know?

>>36207441
They can't make you normal. They'll just misunderstand you and make you miserable trying to turn you into something you're not. You've got to make your own way and figure out for yourself who you are and who you can be and who you want to be.

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>>36207531
Say that to my face and then see what happens~ugu!

>>36207441
why do people keep remaking this dumb thread?

>>36207441
They going to send you in those Internet addict concentration camp they have in China. Plus Internet is fucking controlled over there.

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>>36209128
why do you keep replying?

>brap

exsqueeze me.

If you don't have anything else going for you here(No friends, no school, no job, stay inside all the time) then I would say just do it. You don't have anything to lose by going. In fact, you might just grow up a little bit

>>36207589
>Chinese women are better overall than western women
The delusion is real lmao you chink lovers are hilarious

>>36207441
Fuck off back to your homeland chink boi

Do it bro. I would LITERALLY KILL for the opportunity to start fresh in a developing country where you can get paid big bucks just to teach English to rich Asian chicks.... fuck you, do it.

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>>36207441
Anon, you're aware of how they treat robots in China, right?

RIP in tendies

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Jesus Christ this thread again?

This is why I "accidentally" spill coffee on elderly Asian men on L.A. public transit. They're too fucking pussy to do anything about it lol.

>>36209537
>>36209486
>>36209470
Im asking my dad where im living ao i can street view it.

>>36207441
Can you speak Cantonese?

>>36207441
Just went for a holiday in China. My family is from Guangzhou, Guangzhou is quite nice these days.

>>36209607
No. My dad bought me a chinese book last week. Now i know why. Fuck him im not learning.

>>36209777
Why not, bilingual master race

>>36209822
Because i dont want to go to china and die of food poisoning or fall into a hole in the middle of the street

Guys im living in some shithole area. Oh fucking hell. What should i do i dont want to go

I wonder if anon actually lives in china now. i've seen this exact thread either last year or in 2015.

>>36209921
Pretty sure he would've made a thread about it if he did or he died

>>36209866
You won't die you degenerate.

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I asked my dad for the address. I googled for a gook map with streetview and found this...

IM FUCKING DONE FOR

Hey look it's nisem from the Australian Discords!

>>36211903
Who?

Cbbngdhgd

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hi nisem its your old pal roko

>>36209777
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>>36209866
>>36210862
>>36207441


YOU POST THIS STALE PASTA THREAD EVERY DAY YOU ABSOLUTE IMBECILE.

At least grab a new pasta before coming back the next time

>>36207589
I could pickup fluent chinese in 3-4 months.

I'm into true love. Make or break. I'm happy to be sterling or plastic, which ever wins. She has to be an Angel.

>>36207441
OP your parents realize you'll never get the white American pussy you long for, so they're hoping that you can go to a country where being Chinese is the least of your problems. Personally, I'm a black American and even I see that integration was a mistake, if I could hang around fellow middle class blacks all day, I would. Be with your own peeps, stop trying to hang around whites.

>>36212289

How about you hang around a work place every once in a while instead ?

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>>36207441
>American
Then what's this?

>>36209822
>bilingual master race
If you don't know at least 3 languages you are a brainlet.

>>36207466
this. if you wanna live here you gotta play by the rules

>>36207441
>split ends
Why won't you fucking robots wash your hair? Only takes 2 minutes

>>36207441
>Guangzhou
>14.04 million people
yeah, stay the fuck away.
Rural china is fucking amazing and beautiful but living in a big metropolitan area fucking sucks. Constant shit smog, millions of people, ungodly noise and traffic, shitty chinese government with internet censorship, shitty chinese police force