I wonder who the oldest robot on r9k is?

>>36267244
It' better not knowing it.

>oldjack

that's junior from the sopranos

Why, you really want to find out who of us dropped spaghetti at your mother or something?

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>>36267244
Probably some fucked up babyboomer, lord knows their WW2 parents wouldn't indulge in computer activities such as imageboards

>>36267244
I'll be 34 in a couple of weeks
Looks like I'm winning so far

>>36267394
24 here in a few weeks.. what have you done past 10 years?

I'm 32. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a few 50+ people on here.

>>36267394
I'm also 34, just barely though.

>>36267244
I am 54 years old

>>36267681
>54 years old

Can you prove it? And if so, how did you end up a robot at 54?

42, are we yet entitled to a bimbo nurse to lick us clean or such?

>>36267698
I have posted my story before
some of you might remember
I am the guy who became a Buddhist monk in my early 20's lived as celibate monk in Thailand. i left Buddhism in my late 40's

>>36267244
I'm 45
Been here since 2004

>>36267736
Not until you are in your 60's dude

>>36267752
So what are you doing now? Does anyone have a screenshot of this guys story for convenience?

>>36267736
How did you end up a robot at 42?

>>36267765
Post your oldest image, anon

>>36267752
Are you this guy ?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35108171/#35109054

>>36267779
Some 8-9 years of close to hiki-life.
Lets just say social skills that are not used at all suffer some atrophy.

>>36267843
>>36267843
yes that me
but there was a another thread where i go into more detail.

i aM 69 yEARS oLD

>>36268068
MEARSLD?

>>36268138
WHAT
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>>36267752
that story doesn't prove anything. A simple photo with a time stamp like that one old fag /b/ poster did in 2014 would be all you need to prove anything.

>>36267244
Turning 67 this month. I don't know how I'm not dead yet.

>>36267244
I'm not sure what good it would do. I'm not a robot but at 34 I have seen two that were in their 50s that had no love in their lives and it is not a sight worth seeing. Even as a normal happily married guy it really got to me how soul crushing their lives were and I can only imagine what it would do to someone that thought that was going to be their future.

I'm 55, but i use this website to understand why my son never leaves his room

>>36268736
Holy shit mang, how did you end up a robot at 67?

>>36269321
I don't know, time kind of just passes and when you don't do anything about your situation as a man you're basically fucked.

I'm retiring soon and just want a wife who Ioves me, but that's not happening.

>>36267244
I'm 25.

I come and go from different boards. Never posted here before today, but I fit in pretty much everything that defines a robot.

I'm 38. I use this website because my mom had me at a really early age and I never had a father figure.
>>36268756
M-m-mom?!?!?

>>36268756

I'm 49 and still virgin (and understand your son).

40 but I'm no robot. I fuck bitches and acquire currency.

>>36268736
the elder wizard

>>36267927
Why did you quit Buddhism?

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>>36267244
I'm 26 but feel like 50

>>36269461
>25
come back in 15 years (2032) when youre 40

>>36268756
>>36269577

Y-you t-two should make a relationship where both you try to care for her NEET son

>>36267244
I am 18, does that make me old.

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I'm 25 and i've been here all summer

>>36270522
Summer hasn't began yet.

>>36267244
I'm 24, feel like im already outgrowing this place. The majority of people here are 17-19

Johnny neptune
/thread

32 here. Every year I lose contact with more and more people. Getting lonelier and more jaded with each passing day. I don't think I can climb out of this hole I've dug myself into.

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Turning 58 in a month.

>>36270686
You'll do it when you see any reason strong enough for it. Find your own, or stay in the hole and try to keep it from collapsing.

>>36269410
Fuark your older than me da