How would you like to die?

>>36385150
peacefully in my sleep.

a glorious death in battle with the bodies of normies all around me

I feel like I'm going to die right now. I must have gotten food poisoning from sonic. Fuck these dirty fast food places

I wanna jump from a tall building and land on my head in the concrete.

I don't wanna kill myself anytime soon, but when I die I hope it's by my own hand. I really wanna know how it feels to jump from a building.

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>>36385150
I would like to die of old age.

Immediately

Originale commento

>>36385150
Quick and painless at around 78

>>36385241
by which country's life expectancy?

>>36385178
You ever go to bed and just before falling asleep wonder if you won't wake up this time? Maybe it will happen tonight.

>>36385241
>how did he rip?
>his age took his life

a late winter's night, in a house i built, in my favourite chair, whiskey on the coffee table

unexpectedly and quickly


and maybe exiting stage left in a ball of fire and clouds of smoke at 100 mph -_-

very soon

>>36385150
By a firing squad in South America.

>>36385150
Lethal dose of morphine

Original

>>36385298
Doubt it. I'm in too good of shape for it.

Also, I haven't finished my resolve. So my mind won't go nuts until then.

>>36385150
Get cursed by some old gypsy shake it off as nothing gradually become vilified by village until expelled from it forced to live in the wilderness
then on a quiet snowy sunrise I'll meet my end by three assassins.

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>>36385150
With friends, family and coworkers around. I'll have been taken out of hospice and put on a deathbed high in the mountains of Aspen, Colorado. I'll be in pain, but I'll have a large drip of morphine to dull it out and make it feel bearable. We'll send the kids out and start passing around a bowl of marijuana.

I'll be disappointed about the drama and condition that I'll be leaving the field of science that I've dedicated a career to researching. I'll laugh in spite of myself as I exhale, coughing. We'll all have a discussion about really cool shit that they'll discover after I'm gone.

Eventually all the coworkers and my adult children will leave so that my wife and I can be alone. We'll speak and touch romantically for a while just like we've done for decades. I'll say something sappy and ask her to spike my morphine. She'll do it and I'll fade into silence.

>>36385241
Literally why? If one is depressed I really don't understand why they'd want to experience that.

>>36385385
Fuck man, that'd feel so good.

>>36385413
assassins at dawn... respect

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With a cute girl, I don't particularly care about the method that much but I would like it to be somewhat dramatic and result in both of us dying together near the same time. Examples would be jumping off a building together, or slowly dying of carbon monoxide while holding each other's hands and talking about our lives as we fade into nothingness. I don't care about living or dying, but I don't want either to be done in a meaningless fashion anymore. I did talk for several hours with a cute fembot about doing this together just yesterday, but she said if she ever did it she'd do it more directly as in shooting herself instead. I don't know just yet how I'll die, but it is something I think a good deal about. I have a 400k life insurance policy and despite the popular myths about insurance companies not paying out for suicide, they would or at least mine will.

Thanks for reading my blog post, have a smug pepe.

Instantly, and without any idea that it was approaching.

>>36385476
A worthy sacrifice of dignity by keeping up appearances to the end as it's not only your right but your duty to society in general to remain stoic and maintain face.

Personally I'd like to go out in private without burdening 'my proteges' with an awkward egomaniacle death claiming their hard work upcoming as trees borne from the seeds I've sown nor allow my kids to be burdened with my suffering... something something ;p

>>36385150
I think I'd like to die alone, quietly.

Peacefully; little to no pain.

Some quiet forest valley, mist all around, a cool scent in the air as I lay beneath a moss-strung tree and breathe my last.

Nobody would look for me, nor would they find me. My passing would not matter except to me, no sorrow, no mourning.

That'd be nice.

>>36385150
Preferably?
By black hole.

Molested by attractibe giril of choice and defenistrated in

>>36385279
Kek.
Walking down mirth road huh

>>36385150
my fantasy is find a button that kills all humans, and i just run up and press it

>>36385150
Happy

origicolio

>>36385298
I was wondering this earlier. I'm in good shape. But I've used so many drugs in the past it could potentially happen. Maybe. I don't even know whether I want it to happen or not.

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Face down in a trench

>>36385216
Same but I had Chinese

>>36386416
Yoooop
Same.

My fear isvthat its a prank
A socnormo experience experiment.

I am btfo and revealed over 9000 misanthrope.

Unless.
Mimic normie.

Read lable/listen to explanation of what it is

Process it on 70 iq normie terms
>so if I press this everone die? Oh no
>wait will that prick who stole my gameboy advance in fifth gradr die too?
>lool FUCK YOU JAVIER *slap*
>haha dude your crazy,
>lol it was a joke? Lmaooo


..yeah.
Lmao
>:^>

I want to live only as long as my body can continue to provide me with sufficient functionality to carry out a reasonably normal life.

If the day comes where this is no longer possible due to physical impairment or other age related illnesses then I would like for my death to be as quick as possible, at worst prolonged to a few hours of difficulty breathing and sleepiness so I can say farewell to my living family and pass away as if I had just dozed off for a nap.

Humans are blessed because they can die. This is something I firmly believe. The momento you start cursing death you've already lost sight of what it means to live.

>>36386539
underage or retarded?

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a Landmine, i hope.

>>36386581
Brain dmage from faoling to inhale enough carnon monixe begfore bejng caught.
1140 ppm is not eniugh to kill.

Butbits enough to do this

>>36385150
On the field of battle, of course.

>>36385150
I want to unironically live forever.

When my body is old and broken I want my consciousness to be uploaded to the aether.

In a blaze of glory, taking as many normies I can to hell with me
if I can't be happy then I'm fucking everyone's shit up so they can't be happy as well. Fair's fair.

>>36385150
soon

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Being cheated on by hinata

I think it might be nice to die to a mass shooter. At least I'd help another robot raise their high score in my final act.

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>>36385150
Himawari is cute as fuck

preferably in the next 5 minutes

Outside, surrounded by nature.

>>36385439
go back to /biz/, dude.

>>36385150
Never.

blurgleblox

hope someone throws a nuclear bomb on my house so i would die without even knowing it

I want to die of a brain aneurysm as soon as I hit enter to submit this reply.

>>36385150
Alone in the woods, drunk, laying in the soft snow, dying from hypothermia without even knowing it.

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as soon as possible please

fucking not original fuck off bot

Warm in a bed, surrounded by my loved ones praying for me, maybe gentle singing for me and then a priest to give me last rites etc. And my husband to hold my hand.

quickly & violently

& soon

>>36385287
>african countries have lowest expectancy
>they are literally multiplying bugs who die after giving birth

>>36387905

What a hateful and mean-spirited post. You don't mean it.

>>36385150
>How would you like to die?
Yes please

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>>36385150
Preferably surrounded by nature, maybe in a lavender field. My second choice would be in a nuclear explosion.

>>36385150
In my sleep hopefully by age 25

>>36385150
>NIGHT TIME
>CLEARING IN THE WOODS
>MOONBEAMS ON MY FACE AND STARRY SKIES
>QT BF W/ HEAD ON CHEST
>UNST UNST UNST IN MY EARS VIA HEADPHONES
>INTENTIONAL DRUG OD, IDEALLY KETAMINE + OPIATES
Never gonna happen

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Shotgun to the forehead (multiple times to make sure, fucking dismember my head with that shotgun) while I'm sleeping after I have fulfilled everything I want to in life.

On a huge temperpidic mattress fucking 25 virgins of all different races and blowing the greatest load the world will ever know then dying of a heart attack

>>36388711
oh also with my last seconds of consciousness I feel my erect penis throbbing the last drops of cum

Shot in the head with a shotgun without me knowing

>>36385150
As a wise old wizard, at the age of 1000, having guided humanity as their guardian through many hardships for almost a millenium.