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>be me
>eat nothing but peanut butter chocolate eggs all day
>fucking love those things
>the perfect mix of crunchy and smooth all in one candy
>finish a whole 900 gram bag throughout the course of the day
>feelsbad because i dont have anymore
>whatever, im watching my weight anyway
>time passes
>browsing /r9k/
>tummy rumbles with a shit worthy of a thousand men
>rush to the bathroom
>drop the moab on porcelain atlantis
>time to wipe
>look at the toilet paper
>drenched in blood
>mfw i shit nothing but blood and peanut butter chocolate eggs
>mfw im like a demon easter bunny
am i gonna die
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i wish my green texts weren't so prosaic and were more like yours OP
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>>36384976
>>be me
stopped reading there desu
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>>36384976
Have you ever had sugar-free Haribo gummy bears?
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>>36385143
oh fuck those thingsthey taste great but theres no substance to them. its like shitting niagara falls
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>>36385222
Kekelo and checkelo
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>>36385030
Youre really missing out
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I've been eating fiber bars. I think they made my shit really dense and thick. It tore my asshole and made it bleed
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>>drop the moab on porcelain atlantis
holy shit
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>>36385393
fiber sucks, the consistency of the shit is all wrong once you eat a few of them. they taste decent though so they're probably okay
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>>36384976
Lol same here. Once I start eating those I just can't stop.
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>>36384976
I'd probably get that checked out
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>>36385393
U braaop?
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