/britfeel/ Comfy sunday edition

Fuck off to /soc/ you cunt. You are all normalfaggots trying to fit in but you are just as bad as the trap threads. Seriously die.

some centuries ago, our planet was discovered by a race of beings that were too few in number to conquer our species without risking their own annihilation. but they recognised the exploitation potential of a world replete with natural resources, including a race of sentient beings who were at that time not advanced enough to harvest those resources.

so these beings began to sample our DNA and mix it with their own DNA. they are naturally morpheus creatures anyway, so it didn't take long before they were able to act as imposters among our kind, and they have refined these techniques over many centuries, so they they may now breed with human beings freely, totally unbeknownst to the human being that their offspring are in fact partially alien.

they have spent the past 8 decades altering our biosphere and our food chain. they have been responsible for the creation of cancer causing agents and laboratory created deadly viruses with which they intend on population control, not just with lifespan limitations, but also through birth control, to better enable them to dictate the course of human life and the events we take part in.

since the 1980's they have had enough of their kind in positions of power to effectively control the entire world. everything that seems to happen is in fact a charade. there was no cold war. there are no seprarate religions. all of it was instigated by The Lizard people to keep us divided and opposed to one another. the more we fight against one another, the less likely we will fight against them, and the easier we are to manipulate and control. divide and conquer is one of the oldest and most effective means of waging war.

Jesus never existed, neither did Mohammed. both religions were created with the express intent of controling the spiritual destiny of the masses, to keep them ignorant

wakey wakey lads, disrupt the programming of your masters and realise the truth of your deluisional fake lizard hell reality of which you inhabit,become w

Absolutely high as a motherfucker right now lads.

I'm getting really sleepy...

You ever wonder why indians are so consumerist but never seem to do anything other than tech reviews and tutorials

Technology's root development is to increase communication and understanding at some level

yet indians seem to never communicate or be creative on the internet just consume

serolsyly look up "Cow Sex" on youtube

wtf aren't cows holy animals in india

1.2 billion of these people just watching and consuming

WORLDPEACEWORLDWIDE

Become a christian you have nothing better to do

What do have to lose?

Money?

Time?

You waste that constantly on stupid shit

At least get some real bros out of it; living in a monastery is like being in a 80's sitcom

You'll learn ancient traditions like putting Gold Bond on your dick to eliminate fleshy desires of the world

ALL WE ARE IS FILTH IN THE BREEZE

Know good old Cash&Carry when pulled over by Cop-o's with no Geico. It's cheaper to pay them off instead of trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Use handbrake to copy libaray dvd's and sell them to babysitters so don't hustle fake coach purses in a Ford F150. All things come in a crash landing.

Neighborhood watch captan pick up all dog poopies

In respect of those who served in the korean war for the future of Samsung products 30,000 american heros

Vice Presents: Build-A-Bear Workshop's Dark Side

My dad was watching college football all night and he didn't even go to college or play football.

Bless this mess

Some guy 2 streets over still has a Hilldawg sign up

I know he was a single father and his daughter used to go to my bus stop in middle school

She looked like a sightly uglier version of Morgan Webb but she let me copy her math homework

WATCHOUTSTOCKMARKETANDHOUSINGGONNACRASHANDBURRRNNNNN

Save all money in order to buy an equivalent of a boy scout summer camp

Cuban sandwich is not actually cuban

google it

How many stickers do you put on a fridge?

You've Got Mail 2 (2019)

World health organization says i have the right reproduce, if you don't marry m

>>36483842
>>36483763
TL;DR thanks for the bump

>>36483747
cheeky bit of salt to season the thread there lad

Daily reminder that David ikce was right

playing a mobile game called no stranger where you supposedly chat to a really friendly serial killer in a chat app and unknowingly help him stalk his next victims under the pretence of helping him write a book about human behaviour

bit spooked by the fact the killer talks a lot like lenlad does tbqh

Got a spicy new reaction webm. Would post if the size allowance wasn't fucking minuscule.

>>36484123
Pick a thread on b/ or something and I'll go there too. Anything to keep me awake right now.

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>>36483747
Calm down mate.
Not our fault youre a permo loser with no mates and no bird.

4chan and even /r9k/ is for outcasts, not complete fucking lost causes.

Fuck off to that other chan pronto if you want to hang with your lot.

>>36484160
The allowance is the same there. Any boards with more than 2MB? File is 2.94.

>>36484226
/wsg/ if it's work safe, /gif/ if it's lewd

>>36484254
>>1654257
>>1654257
Link to my post with webm.

>>36484342
fuck.
>>/wsg/1574892
link to OP. file name is odscunt

>>36484342
gotta format it like >>>/board/postnumber lad, with 3 >s

>>36484369
You need 3>>> for another board.

>>36484375
>>>/wsg/1654257

Hello, dudes.

American here.

Just wanted to say that I loved visiting
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

A couple of years ago while I was backpacking through Europe after finishing college.

>>36484448
glad you had a nice time lad, what did you see while you were here

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Morning lads~

Today I am really going to try my best not to throw up. I hope you can all make the most of today as well~

>>36484403
wwhaaat is yhais ?////////

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>go on b/
>enter fb fap thread
>newfags never change file name
>reply to pics with the name of the girl to freak them out

>>36484559
happened to me as a newfag haha

>>36484484
I spent a week in the Anglosphere, so I saw all of the touristy things in London, took a day tour to Stonehenge, and also took some time to meet some locals I knew from teh interweb.

Had my first Pimm's cup. too. It was dope.

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>>36484559
Love doing that

Even done it here a few times in the past too. Really spooks the normies

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>>36484605
>>36484593
Kek decided to go the extra mile and just posted this

Listeming to the streets having a bath lads. Quality band.

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>>36484632
She looks pretty hot tbqhwyd. I've caught a strong strain of yellow fever recently

>>36484632
>my ng
does she think excluding the "i" excuses her racism

>>36484599
good to hear, come back any time and post here in preparation so I can buy you a pint

>>36483716

Going on a Charity Walk down the Gypsum mines (11 miles) with my dad (He works for British Gypsum)

Should be fun time lads.

Listening to a cheeky bit of buckethead for the first time in about 10 years lads, eating a maccies brekkie and having a whiskey to wind down after the night shift.

comfy as heck tbqh, comfy as heck

>>36484715
I will come back as soon as I am able. I bought a house a year ago, so I have to be much more strategic with my spending.

Mcdees night shift?
Its a good wee job, pays the bills and the people tend to be proper soundies.

>>36484750
>wanting to get spooked by the ghosts of miners

>>36484788
Buckethead, eh? Good choice. Do you mean a McDonald's (Trademark) breakfast?

>>36484883
>But don't call me that in the States
Is that because you're southern?

>>36484883
I mean just that, lad. I'm having what I think you yanks call a sausage mcgriddle? Sausage and egg in an "english" muffin? We call them mcmuffins.
Electric Tears is a beautiful album, I fell in love with it when I was 16 and I love it just as much now.

also maybe drop the name lad, it's a bit brazen and that sort of thing doesn't go down well around here

Damn I spend so much time on here I forgot how nice it was not having to type an original comment on other boards.

>>36484911
Y'all be correct

>>36484958
Noted. Also, nice choice. I typically go with the biscuits and gravy (for obvious reasons). I might actually make some in the morning for the hangover I will definitely have.

>>36485106
I haven't had biscuits and gravy since I visited my grandparents in Oklahoma, I miss it dearly. I know we mock you lads for all being fatties, but sometimes we forget there's a very good reason for it, that being your food is the tits.

>>36485182
Do you need recipe, senpai?

>>36485202
I certainly would, m80.

>>36485238
Okay, so it basically goes as follows:

Prepare american style biscuits (maybe you can buy Plllsbury grands at one of your markets)

Fry sausage (preferably) or bacon until fat is rendered into the pan, then remove the meat.

Add flour to the fat, small bits at a time, until it starts to thicken.

Add meat back, and break up, and add salt and pepper to taste.

Serve gravy over biscuits.

You're welcome, senpai.

>>36485314
That's grand, I'm gonna have to find a recipe for biscuits though. They're not really a thing here.

So tired and high think my brain is melting lads

>>36485340
I got you, senpai. Here's the recipe for biscuits from my hometown.

https://www.clabbergirl.com/Recipes/Recipe-Details/rid/151/rpv/2000/oldfashioned-biscuits-as-shown-on-clabber-girl-can

>>36483716
I HATE ALL OF YOU BRIT SCUM. GET SOME FUCKING BRACES AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

>>36485394
rude tbqh

oreganol

If I give up seeing escorts I'd save about 1k a month from my wage, after expenses such as food and rent.

How much would I need to comfortably disappear and travel the world for a good few years?

>>36485394
Piss off back to your colony you savage.

>>36485370
Top lad. Thanks a bunch, I know what I'm doing for my brekkie next weekend.

>>36485475
Good to hear.

If you ever need fattening Yank recipes, let me know.

>>36485432
>a good few years?
That's a long time mate. I honestly dont know but a fair old wedge.

Trying to push myself to stay awake til at least 10. Hold me lads.

Are you English faggots planning on enjoying St. Georges day today?

>>36485816
Yeah, gonna spend it laughing at France

>>36485816
Bought a lizard and paid a Turk to wrap himself in clingfilm and kill it heroically

Gonna get an escort to knight him and then suck his saintly dick

>>36485880
>clingfilm

Shit I meant tinfoil, like for his armour.

Clingfilm would have been weird

anyone else here eat their cum after a wank?

>>36486050
No you bloody heathen

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>>36484559
how do you discover the original source of the image based on the file name?

>>36486223
If you save direct from fb and dont change the name you can find it.

>>36486223
it's a feature on a browser extension called 4chan x, it detects facebook filenames and adds a link which would find it if it's publicly available

>>36486050
my negro
it's 100% not gay tho

>>36486268
a link to the place where it was originally posted?

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>>36486268
>it detects facebook filenames and adds a link which would find it if it's publicly available

>>36486407
yes, if it was posted publicly on facebook.

>>36486432
?

>>36486475
How does it magically find where it was posted based on the filename?

>>36486595
Those long strings of letters FB pics have when you save them are an ID related to the account. The extension just reverse engineers it a

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>>36486595
If I click on 'facebook' it takes my to the fb page. It's all in the middle strand of didgits.

>>36483842
Wtf is this? I like it

Got some pennies lads what game should i buy for my xbox 1

>>36486757
a ps4

>>36486757
xbox one literally does not have any exclusives anymore
you can get it all on PC
it's the epitome of a useless console

>>36486773
>>36486797

Haha cool, so what games would you reccomend?

>>36486814
sunset overdrive is fun if you can handle some literal reddit meme humor

HAPPY ST GEORGE'S DAY EVERYONE!

>>36486959
our patron saint killed a fucking dragon, metal af

England #1

Be honest lads have you ever shared pics in a fb fap thread?

Feeling good today lads

Been going to watch a local amateur footy team who play by my house. Yesterday was about my 6th time and I stand in roughly the same place.

Got speaking to some lads after a dodgy penalty decision. Ended up having a drink with them in the ground and going out after. Numbers were exchanged and I'm in a group chat with them.

Will see them on Thursday night the next game. Already talk of drinks after.

Am I doing it? I haven't made friends since I was about 14

>>36487019
That's great lad. Sounds like a good way to meet people.

>>36487019
You've done it lad well done
>>36487002
Doing anything special for it?

>>36487019
play it cool lad

we're all living vicariously through you. don't fuck it up for us.

What time do the french election results start coming in?

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Good morning lads.
Weve been making our way up the ranks of the Thieves Guild, and forged some documents in order to get a troubling guard reassigned to a different city. This makes it a lot easier for our operations to continue and the Gray Fox was very happy.
Now he has given us a task personally, we are to retrieve Savilla's Stone, said to have magical powers. It is located in a crypt guarded by an order of blind monks, lets see what theyre made of.

Doung my first cry since I was nine

>>36487156
>guarded by an order of blind monks
Should be piece of piss mate

>>36487169
>Doung my first cry since I was nine
for why lad?

Finished the heroin not that anyone cares because I'm a meaningless speck of shit on the arse crack of life

>>36487232
Do you mean you've just done heroin or your giving it up

>>36487232
I care anon, I care.

original robot

happy st george's day lads

feeling pretty good today, had an epiphany. I realised that my ex-gf is a literal psychopath with zero empathy, so I should stop obsessively thinking about her after 4 years. I should be glad she fucked off, and now I somehow need to get a new gf who isn't a psychopath so I can fully move on. Not quite sure how to get one is the problem, it's been so long.

>>36487292
I've just finished my baggie. I'm hoping not to do it again though.
>>36487297
Aw thank you lad.

>>36487313
What kind of phyco stuff did she do to you

>>36487184
Everythings gone wrong lad. I just turned 18. Failed college, can't get a job, I have this fish tank in my room and the table it was on collapsed so I spent my entire morning picking up fish and cleaining up dirty water. After that had to spend another hour dealing with the smell. While I'm doing this my dad comes up to me and starts yelling in my face saying I need to sort myself the fuck out. Just getting up in my face and being a cunt. I said I'm going to get a job and he says how the hell are you going to get a job when your to stupid to pass school, you haven't got a chance.


So I'm basically about to be homeless.

Oh and also I'm still in complete agony from my tooth

>>36487314
Seek professional advice you need people around you that care and know what their doing

>>36487370
Yeah I'm seeing my mental health social worker in a couple of days. Just been in limbo waiting for my new therpy to start.

Ok is one of you degenerates making the belly gf threads?

>>36487519
maybe, why do you think that?

>>36487589
Kek you were talking here about some fat bird at your work and posted similar pics.

>sat with mum's boyfriend watching tv before sunday lunch in a couple of hours times
>he calls a character a big guy
>instinctively autistically blurt out for you
>he asks my mum why she raised a nancy
>tells me to fuck off

f-fun

>>36487349
she was always incredibly manipulative, and convinced me to do stuff that really negatively affected my own life for her own benefit. She would also completely expect me to listen to all her problems, completely drop what I'm doing so that I could comfort her, but whenever I had the slightest problem and wanted to talk to her about it she refused in a totally disgusted way like how dare I trouble her with that stuff. When she was bored she liked to see how far she could push me by insulting me until I would snap back at her, like it was a game. But of course to absolutely everyone else in the world she was this completely wholesome girl who nobody thought would even know the word cunt, so nobody ever believed me about what she was really like.

We were together for 5 years, so there's so many things that I'm not going to type them all out. The thing that really convinces me that she's a psycho though, is that after we'd broken up, for about a year she really messed with me emotionally by coming back to me a few times wanting sex, and the way she would get it is by saying things to convince me that she wanted to get back in a relationship with me and she really loved me and regretted breaking up. But it was all just an act to have a one night stand because obviously I was a last resort when she couldn't get anyone else. I don't understand how you can do that to someone you spent 5 years with and supposedly loved at some point. That's the kind of thing that's left me really fucking broken emotionally and hating women and never allowing myself to trust another one again desu.

>>36487619
get over it normie

wah wah stacy was mean wah wah fucking chad

>>36487619
don't really care desu. it was your choice to date the slag.

UKIP going full anti-islam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmVGQJTElOw

>>36487644
>>36487674
she wasn't a stacy at all though, she's the type of girl upon first appearances that you would go for thinking she's pure wife material, would have tricked any teenager. But as I learned, all women are inherently evil scum, just in different ways.

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This box of crunchy nut says it has 10 servings and I've just finished it off with my third bowl.

Post waifus.

>>36487759
>SHE WASNT A STACY SHE WAS JUST A STACY

fuck OFF chad JESUS CHRIST YOURE NOT WELCOME HERE CUNT

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Love this sign lads

>>36487771

>not pouring milk directly into the bag and eating the whole thing in one sitting

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>>36487771
Nice waifu lad. How come you ate 3 bowls in the first place?

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Very important morning survey lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12807519

>>36487807
not in a row lad, I just had cereal for breakfast three days in a row and now it's all gone.
And thanks, Nodoka is a propet qt as well desu.

>>36487922
>Nodoka
She's not Nodoka my dude.

love it when i pull my cock out a lasses mouth and her saliva is still attached and stringing from the tip of my knob to her mouth

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>>36487974
Haha same lad I might just ring up one of my many sexual partners right now.

>>36487971

I'll be honest I wasn't quite sure but she's got the glasses and everything who is she then senpai

>>36487995
Type 3 Chi-Nu from Panzermadels. It's a joke dating sim, but she's still pretty qt.

I wish i was home alone so i could order a pizza at 11am and not get moaned at.

>>36488117

Are they even open at that time anon?

>>36487619
Your better off with out her stay strong and things will get better

>>36487794
You're just buthurt because he got a gf and you never will

Imagine being a marathon runner, I'm tired just watching them.

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If Qmee anon is awake, I signed up under the link.

>>36488212
I actually like long distance running desu, getting those burning legs and lungs is satisfying somehow.

I'm just too agoraphobic to go out and do it in public.

>>36488236

There's a part of me that thinks anyone could be a long distance runner, you just have to be willing to suffer.

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Feeling more lonely than usual today, but otherwise I'm pretty comfy.

>>36488206
not him BUT YES OF COURSE I FUCKING AM WHAT BOARD DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ON NORMIE

>>36488268

Just because /britfeel/ in on /r9k/, doesn't mean we are all robots. /brtifeel/ is far more normal than the spergs who inhabit the rest of this board

slight (not so slight) attention whore post, but my birthday is looking to be a bit better since i woke up, my mum offered to make me a full english and my dad will go and grab any kind of meal i want, bring it back and we'll have dinner together later, or go out and have something, but that probably wont happen

>>36488311

Happy birthday bbz

I remember you mentioning it was your birthday last night, that was a very comfy thread yesterday

Happy Birthday/St Georges day anon

How pissed are you guys hearing that there are plans to sell the NHS

>>36488304
We're less spergy than r9k as a whole but it's still our home board for a reason. Most people on here are losers in some way, a lot are virgins, and its a pretty stupid place to start using "lol girls don't like you" as an insult because that's kinda just taken as given.

>>36488304
>just because britfeel is on a board for robots, doesn't mean we're robots

>>36488311
I hope your parents called you george or something.

>>36488323
>>36488326
thank you guys

>>36488405
im called something which is semi unique, but id rather not mention it here

>>36488337
Both my parents and I have all worked in the NHS at at least one point in our lives and none of us are surprised at all, it's in a sorry state as it is and nobody intends to fix it, and nobody ever will. It was inevitable at this point.

Is there any point in getting psychiatric help? Will it actually help me solve any of my problems? I feel like there's nothing that will ever stop me from being miserable

Inb4

>NHS
>Psychiatric help

Parents are normalfags so I can go private if I choose to

>>36488311
Happy birthday anon.
Mine was last Monday and honestly it was the best I've ever had. Just a nice, cozy day out with my family.

>>36488449
Depends what kind of problems you're dealing with

It's important to keep in mind that going to a therapist doesn't magically fix your problems, ultimately you still need to make the conscious decision to act on their advice

>>36488337
There have always been plans to sell it. The Tories have been planning it for years, just waiting for the right time. And Labour has a plan for selling it, too, so they can get in there before the Tories, if they have to.

>>36488304
It does mean it's supposed to be for robots. The normie one is the Brit thread on /int/. Go there.

>>36488337

There's a quick buck to be made so I'm not surprised the government is doing it. It's too good of an idea to be allowed to continue.

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>>36488304
mfw not even british

>>36488482
>Go there.

No, they are too normie.

We are functioning enough to have job/friends, but we do have hints of autism and are generally quite introverted.

If you cannot bear to be in the presence of non-virgins, go to wizchan

>>36488482

/r9k/ was never meant for robots, it was meant for OC and greentexts.

I'm a proud normie and you're not gonna push me out

>>36488440
Well that sucks, the NHS has been an iconic figure of the UK as well. I would rather it not be sold to the private sector. Oh well, it is what it is.

>>36488531
Originally yes, but it was brought back for robots

>>36488507
>We are functioning enough to have job/friends
This is most definitely b8, no one can be this retarded.

>>36488558

loads of us have jobs and friends, I'd wager a majority of britfeel have a job, and 75%+ have at least 1 friend.

There are at least 2 parents here, maybe 3 or 4

>>36488531
First time, maybe. It was resurrected as a containment board. The more retarded normies that flood here, the more it breaks containment and the more feelsposting spreads to other boards.

>>36488268
You can be a virgin with out whining about it

>>36488594

The fact that you use the word 'normie' confirms you came here no earlier than 2015, probably 2016.

/r9k/ was meant for feelposting and outcasts. But it's possible to be a ''''normie'''' and have feels and be introverted/somewhat outcast.

Where in the rules does it say non-virgins cannot post here? Where does it say people with jobs can't post here, or friends etc.

>>36488637

Just crack on lad, don't argue about being allowed here when nobody can stop you. I wouldn't expect a positive response to any post that outs you as a normalfag.

to be fair not gonna lie to be honest

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Who /snooker/ today?

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>>36487771
I have a bit of a blocked nose today, you know the kind. Not too bad, but quite a pain.

>>36484516
Do your best Tilde!

>>36478898
Thank you very much, anon. I like you too.

>>36488697

Do they have to lower the tables in China for their tiny little legs?

>>36488711

Are you some fat greasy 25 year old man that just claims bennies and gets his mummy to cook all of his food for him?

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>tfw need to raise ~40,000 pounds in a year
No idea how I'm going to do it without becoming some sort of full-time entrepreneur whilst at uni.

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>>36488697
That's inappropriate behavyer

>>36488732

Why do you need 40k?

>>36488723
No, I'm a student who's probably anorexic.

>>36488711
ill smash ya bumhole in

>>36488744

Does anyone at uni know you are obsessed with young japanese cartoon girls?

>>36488732

You're going to need to work two jobs to get that lad.

>>36488742
Maybe "need" is the wrong term - I won't die without it. But I want to study for a masters in North America. Not many scholarships around.

>>36488772

What subject are you hoping to study, is there any reason why its better to study there than here?

>>36488766
They just kind of shrugged it off as some weird quirk. Being a weeb only has bad connotations if you're familiar with it, most people aren't.

>finally lay down to sleep
>get massive erection
ffs

>>36488772

Fucking hell lad, just do it here.

full week of 2-10pm shifts next week

how can i survive this lads? give me some advice

>>36488796

Have you ever tried getting a girlfriend or socialising?

>>36488827

Seems like the perfect shift for work drinking.

>>36488637
I use normie because normalfag/scum/slime is a mouthful and can only be used as a noun. Normie has adjective uses.

>>36488815
If you're near Luton I'd he happy to finish it off for you. Girl (male) here btw.

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Things seem to be going well, we are continuing to work for the Gray Fox, gathering items for a plan he wont explain to us, but it pays well. Although I wish it was a little more, we have had to go up against daedra and vampires for some of this stuff.
We were able to get some new fancy chainmail armor, a Dwarven bow, some enchanted jewelry, and have amassed 7725 gold. I think its about time we got a place of our own instead of killing bandits for a night in their tents, what city should we buy our first house in lads?

>>36488853

"I choose to use reddit terminology"

back you go

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>>36488856

Are you a paki?
efdkismfdkljsnfds

>12:52
>bee ndrinking since 01:00
>drunk as fuck
>might og to burger king in a bitt
>probably get run ove trying top cross the raod on the way, i'm that pissed

what is wrong with me???

>>36488793
>>36488821
Yeah I know it makes sense to study here. I'm doing history btw so it's kinda stupid I know. I'm not going all-or-nothing in on this, but it's something I want to do if possible.

I just kind of want to get out a bit, I feel I'm going kinda stir crazy a little and I have a few connections in Canada and the US. Also North American education is highly valued amongst employers.

>>36488856

I only accept blowjobs from girls (female)

>>36488873

You're not a proper alcoholic until you can type properly while drunk.

>>36488878

Well yeah but so is British education.

>>36488856
Thanks for the offer but not really my thing. Anyone have some big butt girls IG?

>>36488835
I went on a date with a girl once and went out with some other people a few times. I didn't really enjoy it, so I stopped going.

>>36488815
That's been me every night for the past 5 or so years, I don't even know why that happened or how to stop it.

>>36488886
i'm getting better
i make no claims of acloholism
but i can aspire

>>36488901
ffs now I try wanking and suddenly the whole world starts making noise outside my window. I just want to sleep REEEEEE

>>36488924

We all have to start somewhere lad, I believe in you.

Anyone know what happened to that richard lad? Or was it a character?

>>36488989
>thinking it was anything more than a character at any point

lad what are you doing

>>36488997
Him and the batty boy matty saga were actually entertaining to me. Like little stories instead of just winding people up.

>>36488989
>>36488997

it was a character i made up. i pretended to be his mum and dad too. stopped doing it because i honestly couldent be bothered. i also felt like the story was complete with him moving in with boomerang, i would of just been repeating myself if i pretended to be the dad again etc.

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If a news publication decided to run a story on /britfeel/ what sort of things would they talk about?

>>36489058
race hate within britain

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>>36489058

BBC News spoke about how /r9k/ hates 'Chad' 'Stacy' and 'Normies' after the Oregon shooting

>>36489037
Look bro, I've been at this game for nearly 31 years going on three, I've seen it all and I've done it all. I'm pretty legendary amongst the locals here, not that it matters at all to me, and I have a very expensive house and personal luxuries. Morality? Child's play. Good and evil? Youth's games. There's no stone in this river that's blocking my path, I guess you can say I've always lived life on the edge, I refuse to lead a normal life under someone else's time or dime. I make the rules, bro. Look bro, I am pretty strong and I have a high IQ, no one (man or woman) can resist my charm, my huge dong, or my deep pockets. If there's a problem that needs fixing, I'm there. If you need help, I'm there. When there's trouble that threatens a lot of people, I'm there. I've lived through tragedies like 911 and victories like Hiroshima, I've seen it all. Entities? You got it. Demonic possession? Boom. Transcendence? Totally. I guess what I'm trying to say is I can masturbate to almost anything, but I certainly can't masturbate to this.

>>36489058
Tonight at 10 anonymous gang of unemployed spread degeneracy though online image bored

>>36489058
shipman obsession

>>36489070
Is 4chan a social media site or a bulletin board?

>>36489070

I had a skype interview with a BBC News journalist after that shooting, I left my details in one of those 'Hi, BBC here, can anyone tell me more about the recent shooting' threads.

People shouldn't have been so quick to assume they were trolling.

>>36489107
it's a pakistani smoke signal enthusiast group

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>>36489142

>Itchy Ear
>Decide to dig my ear with a pen
>Pull pen out
>The nib is still stuck in my ear

I don't want to end up in the Daily Star because of this

>>36489107
It's a young mens mental health support group and online social club.

>>36489107
It's a vietnamese throat-singing discussion buggaloo

Right thats it. I cant wank like this with the knobhead next door using some nuclear powered fucking lawnmower outside my window.

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>>36489168
Why not? Don't you want to be famous?

>>36489168
go to a&e

How would you feel if you could see your entire 4chan post history?

>>36489219
I'd like to know what my post count was

>>36489219
>How would you feel
not as bad as they would

>>36489219
horrified and upset

>>36486959
>>36487313
>>36488326
Happy St Georges Day lads.

Glad some people remembered.

Anybody got popcorn for France?

It's interesting how /britfeel/ likes to style itself as less robot than the rest of /r9k/, you know they made britfa.gs originally to be less spergy-teenager than 4chan? But you all still congregate here.

>>36489219
Confused because it would all be out of context.

>>36489219
Not as bad as I am when I see I used to post on Newgrounds and my early posts there.

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>>36489194
>>36489195

Here is the pen bit stuck in my ear

>>36489219
The better question is how would I feel if my parents or friends saw my entire post history including all the gay shit

Alright lads. Ex-covict here and I'm looking for a career change. Only issue is the criminal record checking system. Any tried and tested loop holes for naughty boys to take advantage of?

>>36489282
That looks like it'd be easy enough for someone (ie a second person who isn't you and can see it properly) to get out with some tweezers

>>36489282
fucking use a pair of tweezers you fool

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>>36484516
>That feel when this fat cunt is back and didn't fucking die
I haven't even looked at the rest of the thread yet but I know that it's going to be shit.
Pretty disgusted and think i'll give the old britfeel a wide berth for a good while.

>>36489304
theres one called not committing crime

>>36489307
If you can't get a second person to pull it out precisely or you're too embarrassed, get a vacuum and put the hose on your ear. It'll suck it out easy.

fuck sake lads, I want to start jogging, but I am so self-conscious of being overweight

I just want to live out in the countryside with my house down a little dirt lane so no one can see me minding my own business and doing whatever I like without them laughing at me

>>36489327
that sounds a bit dangerous doesn't it?

>>36489292
Well luckily for you it's all lost to the sands of time.

>>36489304
>Ex-covict here
What was the charge?

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Good afternoon, /britfeel/!
How are you all doing today?
What have you been up to?
Should St George have conserved the last dragon?


Hope you're all feeling great on this lazy sunday and are having a good time doing whatever it is you choose to get up to!

I think I might have glitched out Mother 3, an event won't trigger and I'm worried I've fucked it

>>36489282
ANON AAAAAAA
Do you not have any tweezers or anything??

>>36489340
You think it'll suck your brains out?

>>36489345
Actually there's archives of all of it, plus 4chan keeps all IP data for a year and a half at least
So some of the older shit is not traceable but there's still plenty of incriminating shit

>>36489372
Well you can stop now and save your future self.

The archives don't matter since they can't be associated with you directly anyway.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12803099 please do the survey lads

>>36489401
i choose not to vote and instead choose to ask do ants have arsehole?

>>36489401
I'm only hypothetically answering.

>>36489401
I don't get it
Ha haaa

>>36489332
buy a treadmill
I tried jogging outside once and kept getting "tips" from other runners

>>36489426
they're so expensive though lad

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Nihao yinggan, zuijin hao ma on this fine zingqi tian afternoon?

>>36489453

Wouldn't have some tweasers would you, Xi?>>36489282

>>36489463
Bushi duibuqi

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Crisis averted lads

>You can do actually useful languages at school now like Mandarin, Japanese and Arabic

Why the fuck could I only pick between German and French back in 2005?

>>36489525
It depends on your school

>>36489515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
Good job, lad!

>>36489525

None of my spastic teachers could have taught us something as complicated as mandarin or japanese.

>>36489525
how is arabic useful unless you want to try and bargain with your daughter's rapist?

>>36489583
You just hire an actual chinese or japanese person?

>>36489604
It's a language of business and is useful in the military.

All 3 of those languages are business languages.

German and French are useless because Euros conduct business in English.

>>36489606

I went to private school lad, no foreigners allowed.

I've just got back from a party, drunk and high on coke. what should I do

>Dad says he's learning Arabic

Should I report him to counter-terrorism squad lads?

>>36489525

>implying the delinquents wouldn't have disrupted the class every 5 minutes by making fun of the language/the people

ERE LOOK DEAN IM A CHINKY LMAO *pulls corners of eyes*

>>36488886
this
i drink like a fish and i can type just fine, even when i'm on the verges of blacking out

>>36489636
Jerk off and take more coke

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>>36489641
Maybe he's trying to join the CIA. Knowing Arabic is a desirable trait last time I checked.

>>36489641

That'll be useful for all the family holidays to the middle east

>>36489282
you fucking idiot hahaha

>>36489367
i put a hoover on my knob once, and that hasn't sucked my spunk out so i reckon anon will be just fine

>>36489515
What technique did you use in the end anon?

>>36489702

I originally used a knife to try and get behind it and pry it out, that failed. I tried pliers but they were too big to get in my ear. Finally I used scissors slightly open, slid the gap over one of the edges, cut down into the pen, and pulled it out

>>36489650
I don't have more coke, I have a few more beers tho

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>>36483716
Quintessentially British interracial edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ [Embed]

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>>36489219
>check the reaction images I use on the archive and see my post history

slept 13 hours again, still can't break out of the cycle of "too depressed to do anything because I haven't done anything for weeks"

should I add gravy to my rice before I cook it instead of water to flavou it or just add it after its cooked? first one seems risky since I added an oxo cube to the cold water/rice and it didn't really do much apart from make it a bit brown. I can make it thicc if I add it afterwards too which is a bonus


captcha was select all the signposts and the signpost was "DEAD END". Maybe that was a sign

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>>36489765

Oh, it's great being white in a Zulu neighbourhood

>Black boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates black guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY Black girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful white...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS3cpZIPFlU

mum found my dildo lol, worst part is i haven't cleaned it in ages since i barely use it atm since iv got a fwb who pounds me

>>36488337

they have already started selling it. its very sad. our taxes are literally going to nothing.


>>36488440
its in a sorry state because of lack of funding and bad management.

>>36488463
they have already starting selling it. labour wont sell it though, post source or you are a liar.

>>36488492
what are we even going to be paying our taxes for if our final institution is sold?

>>36489802
>be white in south africa
>get gang murdered and have my wife and kids raped

>>36489811
didnt need to know lad

>>36489819
dont be jel lad x

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>>36489834
I just dont want you to be like poley lad

anyone else listen to disturbed, slipknot, korn, system of a down, drowning pool and breaking benjamin when they where about 15-16 and kinda think they are pretty shit now?

why did we like them so much?

>>36489802
*cuts to white family getting hacked to death by mob with machetes*

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Opened up all my birthday cards to get money to pay off my drug debt, going to tell my parents I went out with my mates and spent it all (80 pound). Any ideas what I could say I did that would involve spending 80 pound on a Sunday?

>>36489842
Found the Brit fembot

I just found out that banks create money from nothing by lending money that didnt exist before the loan and charging interest! why is the system rigged and why do banks get to create money from nothing when we have to borrow it ?

>>36489865
You bought 2 video games

>>36489865
>Any ideas what I could say I did that would involve spending 80 pound on a Sunday?

alcohol, meal, and travel.

>>36489865
spent some

lost some

lent some

easy.

good news lads, there was a bee on it's last legs in my bedroom so i gave it some honey and it revived itself and flew off

>>36489872
why does the pope rape kids?

>>36489865
>Doing drugs

Disgusting.

>>36489938
Lad... do you know how much sugar is in human honey? That bee's heart is going to explode.

>>36489855
Breaking Benjamin's newest album was p gud. The other albums are shit in retrospect tho.

>>36489981
funny but not true. we could have the central bank democratically controlled, and have money created by the state, not for the state at a price. This way the nation does not get into debt along with the citizens as a price for creating money.

if a company or individual borrows money, the country gets richer, the higher the GDP the richer the country. In our current system the higher the GDP the richer the banks, at the expense of the country

>>36490010
>bee comes into my bedroom
>say he's suffering from stress and exhaustion
>wants me to give him sugar free honey
>give him a lethal dose of refined sugar instead

>>36490039
that sounds like a great idea and it would balance everything out but how is that going to happen in reality when all the money is already controlled by the banks and investment banks and they control political policy and fund propoganda?

>>36490078
that's quite the conspiracy theory. money can only effect so much in a democracy, we can make steps gradually to improve transparency within government and make changes in the right direction. positivemoney.org has a campaign on educating people about the banking issue and you should spread that if you care

Talking to myself lads...

Have I gone mad?

>>36490113
I have my own problems though, and don't know anyone lol

>>36490131
what do you talk to yourself about?

>>36490023
havent listened to it tbf. last album i listen to of theres was dear agony. the lyrics are pretty good but the instrumentals are quite bad when you compare it to actual good music.

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Might try number 3 to help our Corbyn

>>36490075

What ever happened to Shipposting, huh?

>>36490131
I talk to myself too to be honest, sometimes in different voices, been doing it since I was a teen and helped me develop my speaking voice.
It's quite fun.

have you heard about the extra 4 bank holidays if labour's elected ? :D

>>36490201
I thought pregnant people couldn't have sex or it'd upset the baby?

>>36490253
There's a chance it might upset the baby and grab on to pappies penis

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>>36490204
The shipposter is no longer welcome around here

Clear off

>>36490201

I thought britfeel was fascist but it seems its actually quite interested in liberty and social equality ?

>>36490253
why would it upset the baby? your dick can't go into the womb

>>36490222
yeah lad. not really ased desu. 4 days is fuck all. now if they wanted to change the work week to 4 days i would be buzzin.

still will be voting labour though

>>36490295
This isn't /pol/... which by the way was a psyop to help Trump

>>36490295
I'm interested in liberty and social equality for white men.

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>>36490304
Speak for yourself matey boy

>>36490295
most people on brit feel dont really care about politics and are pretty centered. it just looks like lots of people are fascit because /pol/ love to air their opinion and most people can be ased arguing with them

>>36490350
cant*

ori ori

Honestly still smiling a bit inside about that Diet Coke last night.

Such a struggle scrabbling together a few pennies, and came so close to failing in the end.

Anyone got any tips on how to make a good curry? i got an onion, garlic, tomato puree and a tin of chopped tomatos, all the spices, butter/olive oil and a tin of chickpeas. do i just start with onion then garlic and tomatos then add spices or?

>>36490402
it was an adventure for the thread as well mate, thats what i love about britfeel

>>36490295
>social equality ?

Niggers getting handouts and covering up Paki rape gangs

>>36490402
Diet Coke? Are you a woman?

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>>36487771

She is finally sitting on top of my computer tower after about 2 years languishing in cardboard prison

>>36490422
No I'm talking about equal opportunities, investment in our infrastructure to create more jobs.

>>36490436
she looks underage to me

Trying out a different medium/format for writing stuff, what do you lads think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycdaEdAYk7g

>>36490436
I see this, and I immediately expect someone to cum on her.

>>36490490

Nuh-uh

According to the source material she's an advanced kind of robot so it's fine

>>36490436
now hotglue her please.

>>36490510
>>36490536

Maybe some of the other lads can come around and help out with that :^)

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We found out what the Gray Fox was planning, to steal an Elder Scroll.
We were glad to help, and after literal days of sneaking through sewers and lost passages, we eventually made it to the Imperial Palace.
After getting past the guards, we met up with our old friends the blind monks. They were expecting a woman to come and read the Elder Scroll, and we replaced her, making sure not to speak and reveal ourselves. We took the scroll and made our escape.
Afterwards, the Gray Fox reveled himself as the Count of Anvil, missing for 10 years. He has given up his life of crime and passed the Gray Cowl of Nocturnal onto us, making us guildmaster and the greatest thief in all of Tamriel. Good work lads.

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>Been going to a sports club 6 months
>Members meeting today
>They were picking roles like chairman and treasurer for the next year
>Volunteered to be a member of the committee because literally no one else would

What have I got myself in for lads? Even members who have been there years don't want to be on the committee.

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>>36487771
Mine is 3D tho

>>36490412
https://www.rivercottage.net/recipes/cauliflower-and-chickpea-curry
I have made this a few times and it's great. Try and see if you can find anything to replace the cauliflower with.

>>36490618
based on my dad's experience with an allotment owners association; lot's of petty squabbling and infighting by tinpot napoleons over nothing

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>>36487771
Eating vegemite for some reason. I feel filthy

>>36490775
Thanks i will use this to help me with when to season with what spices.

I've got onions and garlic cooking with oil, gonna add some spices then tomatos and chickpeas before adding the garam masala and waiting until the chickpeas cook with everything on a low heat. I got some jamaican jerk seasoning which is super tasty that im gonna add with puree later. can't wait

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>>36487771
>tfw, think i need to get on some new happy pills
not getting anxiety or panick attacks now which is good, but defo not happy. cbt kicks off next week so will see what they've got to say.
for now i'll smoke a happy cig

>>36490686
>3d
>gook
How disgusting

lads im thinking about getting on tinder after splitting up with my long term gf recently, obviously never used it before and dont really have any good photos

does this picture make me look like a flamer or will it get me decent matches?

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>>36490960
heres the pic im thinking of using

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I Coloured in my Great granda in Photoshop and I Fear i am Disrespecting Him because its bad, feedback pls

>>36490977
you should really use your own photo lad

>>36490977
Ah, did you split up because you realised you were a queer?

been a madman and thrown in some lentils with the chickpeas.. i hope they pop while cooking in tomato rather than boiling in water beforehand

>>36491014
Maybe try colouring it properly instead of taking the easy route

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>>36491014
That looks pretty bad mate, I'm not going to lie. I'm sure he'd be happy that you're enjoying yourself and thinking about him though.

>mummy setting up a trustfund for me.

>>36491014
how could you do this
kys pleas

>>36491014
i wouldn't say it's disrepecting him lad, you're only trying to add a bit of colour.
what was attemp 1 like

>>36491176
>>36491161
>>36491212
the eyes are terrible,I'm not gonna lie.

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>>36491218
2 secounds

>>36491252
>>36491014
the spice...must flow, lads

Who /britfeeler/ here?

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found some underwear on my pc table when I woke up. Have no idea how they got there. I haven't changed my current underwear in like 5 days so I'd have noticed them before now + the ones I took off got washed already and I recieved them.

They were used too, I had a smell of them and they were clearly used, they even had a white what I assume to be a pre-cum/cum mark.

really is a mystery

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>British leader: Eaton Eaton Eaton Eaton
>American leader: Billionaires
>Chinese leader: Son of dirt farmer

How does China manage to be more meritocratic than the west when meritocracy isn't part of chiense culture, and is part of western culture?