Anon, there's no time to explain, you must come with me.

c-chad w-what are you doing he...FAST ANON! a-alright, gets in car*

>>36483782
I'm here to get you laid.

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>>36483822
Don't joke with me chad!

Robo-Chad? I didn't expect to see you ever again....

>>36483822
*gets out of the car*

"Chad, why are you speeding!?"
"These "fembots" as you like to call them are out to disrupt the balance of the world Anon, by acquiring the mass amounts of beta orbiters they plan to use the false "beta uprising" to their advantage to eradicate all regular people, or normies as you'd like to call 'em.
>"O-okay but why me?"
>"You have experience and knowledge in both orbiting and women hate, your hypocrisy might be what we need to make gaps in the orbiter shield that surrounds the "fembots", and when you make that gap, I'm gonna ram my car in there taking both my life and the "fembots" life, the orbiters will be in dismay but I trust that you, Anon, will guide them into leading somewhat normal lives. This is my final duty.

>>36483822
*gets on top of the car*

>>36483885
But...but Chad There's no way I can take out all the orbiters, the she's brainwashed them and even if we undo the damage they are to worthless for this world
>That's why I have this anon
holy shit is that what I think it is
> you bet your faggot ass it is

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>>36483822
*uses wizard powers to teleport the car far away*

*Gets under the car*