I can't order a tenga egg or whatever since I still live at home, what are some home "on the spot" fap tools?
Tired of the hand or sock.
>>36483719
Amazon must sell fap toys. Just get that shit delivered to an Amazon locker and pick it up yourself.
>>36483719
>tired of hand or sock
let me give you a pro tip.
use old t shirts or white shirts
stick your penis through the head hole
and hold your dick by sticking your hands through both arm holes
This creates self contained semen environment, as long as the body hole is properly balled up then it's very nice
>>36483811
>his creates self contained semen environment
>>36483811
Does your dick just whip around and spray semen everywhere like a firehose when you come? Holy shit.
>>36483851
>Mom found the Testical Terrarium
>>36483811
>self contained semen environment
I swear . . .
I should write shit like this down, and make a comedy career out of it 10 years later.
Bumping
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>since I still live at home
Yeah, so am I, and I've ordered a fuckton of sex toys without my parents being any the wiser. Just go for it, OP. If they ask, just make some shit up.
>>36484927
You probably have a room, I don't.
use a banana peel. just squeeze the banana out of the end first.
Don't get a rental egg. That shit is not worth it. I bought a case like 5 months ago and only used like 3 of the eggs.
Shit gets messy, hard to use and small as hell. My dick is only 5x5 and I could only put in like 3 inches without it becoming uncomfortable.
look up how to make a fifi
>>36484980
microwave the banana peel for a few seconds first
>>36485111
A what now?
skdgskd
>>36483719
Use a girl's vagina, mouth or asshole. Try your mom's
>>36485013
>a rental egg
Nigga you rent your sex toys god damn
>>36483719
Real toys can be a bitch to maintain. They may feel good but after a while you realize that the hand is the most convenient tool you have.
If you want to try something new, lotion up a sandwich bag and stick it wherever. Be creative.
>>36483909
>dad found the small semen collider
>>36483811
>stepdad found the self-contained semen environment
>>36483719
I bought an onahole in japan and the first time i used it i came so hard my mind was going blank
Look for a good one by reading reviews first tho
>>36485697
>I bought an onahole in japan and the first time i used it i came so hard my mind was going blank
Damn, is it really that nice?
>>36486188
if you havent completely worn our your dick nerves yeah, its really good with good porn and lube. The inside of a onahole really feels nothing like those DIY sponge onaholes or whatever. I paid like 40 bucks for this
and its still fucking tight after so many uses
I need to get me an onahole.
>>36483811
thanks anon I needed a hearty chuckle :^)
What's something that isn't messy besides just using your hand? My cut dick hurts from dry fapping for so long. I do actually have a fleshlight but it's way too much work to set up and clean, and I keep having to reapply lube.
>>36487661
human females have a built in self contained semen environment
Try bubble wrap. It seems like a good idea.
i can go like 2-3 faps in a row without any problem, i almost fainted after using tenga cup twice in a row
>>36485344
>Granddad found the cummie compactor
>>36488829
I posted the wrong image. Fuck me
>bought one of those six-packs of Tenga eggs
>pretty worried since I live with my parents too
>only ended up using one of them
>didn't know where to throw it away when done; threw it in the woods behind my house
>still have the other five hidden in my closet
I love fapping of course, but I was kind of let down. This shit's too messy for me. I don't know if it'd be all sex toys, or just these in particular, but I guess I'm fine with just my hand.
>>36487746
How the fuck does bubble wrap seem like a good idea? That sounds like an awkward mess.
>>36488972
>threwing it out after one use
Nigger you what? They're good for around five sessions before breaking down.