ITT: the superheroes of /r9k/ post superpowers, however unimportant.

>>36540157
I enjoyed this. orgigiaig

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>>36540157
Vid of cherry stone spitting?

Teach me bulimia plz

KHV at 26 and counting, powerful woman resisting abilities.
Cope with loneliness for years.
Can resist the temptation of various vices.
Entertain myself with just a computer for about 16 hours a day for years.
Can receive gobermint gibs, and able to do it without shame.
High and increasing resistance to employment.

If I had to name myself I'd be a pretty NEET guy.
Suspect I might not be the only one here with these powers.

Aside from that my fingers are pretty flexible and I can crack their various joints in several ways, I can also dislocate my thumbs.

I can almost do the trick where it looks like you're taking off your thumb but not quite I'm still practicing

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>>36540157
I look skinny but I can bench more than half the roid monkeys that go to my gym. I have this untapped strength inside of me. Think a really lame version of super strength.

Who here /madeitwithasuccubus/?

>tfw calling out for a succubus for an hour
>about to give up
>see a shadow glide across my room
>imscared.omg
>keep changing succubus over and over
>close my eyes and stop chanting because my mom is in the kitchen
>wait for a while
>mom leaves
>open my eyes room is full of mist
>feel extremely horny for some reason
>something statrs pushing down my 5' inch cock
>whisper I love you like an autist but don't care
>feel something get on me
>tfw succubus sex initiates
>didn't know pleasure like this existed
>literally screaming I love you now
>jizz the biggest jizz ever
>tfw cum in less than a minit's


Who here warlock? Tfw can also curse people the curse usually involves them getting ill but sometimes a family member dies. I think it depends on how much pain they inflict on me