Has anyone here had sex with a celebrity? Pic related for me

>>36540622
>Has anyone here had sex with a celebrity?
>Pic related for me the day I met her, but I'm not one to go into details, kissing and telling, and the like.

proofs?

I fucked Martin Shkreli. Best night of my life. He's surprisingly awkward in bed for a CEO, but I thought it was cute.

Didn't fuck her but I was at a college party with Ivanka Trump. She no shit had a train ran on her by a bunch of black dudes and we watched.

How this has not come out in the media yet, I dont know.

>>36540897
As perfect as this would be if this were true, I really doubt it is soz anon

Oh yeah I've totally done sex on celebrities before. Christina Hendricks, Kate Upton, Emma Stone, I make sex on famous women all the time OP. I'm not going to go into details, though. Out of respect for the celebrity women. That I totally did sex to.

>>36540622
You fucked Julia Gillard? Yikes.

>>36540622
SHUT UP NO WAY
Anon fake or not tell me more

>>36541167
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>>36540622

wow, Tilda is muh waifu for a long time, you bastard pls tell more

I fucked a sort of well-known pornstar once. It's actually not so hard, many of them do escorting.

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>>36541167

But do you have big cums to your dick?

>>36540622
my ex gf went to see Bjork with Tilda Swinton and her kids.

It's not sex obviously but this pic reminded me