Times you fucked up as a kid

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>be le me

>meet guy online years ago
>super nice and older than me, thought he was cool
>talked every day, shared stuff
>he ended up being interested in me sexually even tho illegal and age difference
>get dick pics from him, never send any back because my cock was pretty small (still is) and didnt wanna embarrass myself
>thick so I sent ass pics, he was adamant on fucking me and was constantly asking for more pictures
>goes on for a year, end up meeting him inn my home country
>he has lost weight and was super attractive and I was pretty attracted to him actually
>end up having sex with him multiple times, each pretty different
>grow up now knowing I helped a pedophile get off
>jerk off to the thought often
won't go into detail unless requested, but it's kind of frightening my lack of self awareness.

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>>36540286
>started going on 4chins when I was 14 (I'm 20 now, pls no ban)
>/b/ obviously has or had a lot of dick pictures
>tfw I am bi
>tfw my mom told me to stop looking at rude pictures of dicks on this '4chan'
>tfw she probably knows I'm bi but without really catching me out

I guess it's better she didn't find gore threads or whatever else may have been on /b/ then

>>36540286
>be 9
>open grills neopets profile
>it has a picture of her on it
>nope the fuck out while the dial up is halfway through her picture because i thought it was illegal to look at pictures of other people online

>>36540416
How old were you two?

This is an unoriginal question

>>36540697
he was 19 and I was 14 at the time of sexual stuff. pretty big gap desu, I can't believe I let myself do that now

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I've been waiting for this.

Like so many on this board, I had literal autism as a kid. I've grown out of it for the most part as an adult, but the family still brings this up...

> I think I'm 8 or so
> At aunt's wedding
> It's almost time for the big finale, kiss the bride, all that shit.
> Before tonight, my parents have been talking about trying to be less of a tard socially.
> They tell me to be more confident, and compliment people, even if I don't know them.
> ff again to wedding
> Priest says, "If any of you would wish these two apart, speak now or forever hold your peace."
> I stand up, and yell out from the crowd, "I OBJECT!!1!"
> Everyone staring at me of course.
> mom is clawing into my side, telling me under gritted teeth to shut up and sit down.
> lelfukyuomum.avi
> March up to the pulpit.
> "This is it", I think. "Tonight's the night I'm going to be assertive and social."
> Take the mic
> Why the fuck doesn't anyone stop me?
> Proceed to make a long winded and generally tangential speech about how the party, decorations, and the social games we play should take a back seat to the happiest day of my Aunt's life, who I love etc.
> Being a kid with a neurological condition that makes you not give a shit about other people, of course this makes all the adults melt. Most people in the room knew me some, and knew that this much affection and forwardness was rare from me.
> But like Icarus, I flew too close to the sun.
> tbc

>>36540783
Pt. 2
> my 8 year old voice echoes in the humid, Texas air: "But it's not about the party or the drinks, or even the ONE NIGHT STANDS!"
> Crowd noticeably gets uncomfortable, shifting in their seats.
> I thought a one night stand was when you stand up and make a speech, but only for one night.
> "I mean, we'll all probably have one night stands with the bride and the groom tonight, because we want to feel important too. And that's okay, but they need to have time for themselves too!"
> Entire crowd is >this< close to exploding in laughter, probably because they knew that I was taking this little speech very seriously.
> My parents however are about to have some rage-related aneurism.
> "Yeah, I'll probably have even more one night stands tonight, and that's just human natur- Wait? Why's everyone laughing?"
> Priest tells me I should sit down now.
> Walk back down the aisle, not giving a singular fuck.
> Mom whispers something in my ear along the lines of, "Ur fukt m8"

It was actually a pretty fun night, all in all.

>>36540737
5 years isn't too bad of a age gap. I thought he would be like thirty or something.

>>36540895
yeah not too bad, but my ass had a hard time all the same.

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>>36540286
>be me probably 9-10
>parents have friends over
>they have an 8-9 year old daughter
>two of us get alone
>she looks at me
>"wanna see something cool?"
>takes off her shirt
>slightly developed breasts
>she wasnt wearing a bra
>i had no clue why but i liked it
>"neat"
>we both leave the room
>about an hour later i get the urge to see them again
>ask her to come with me
>get her in the closet
>"can you take off yor shirt again?"
>"why"
>"just do it"
>ive trapped her in the closet with the door closed, im standing in front of the door so she cant get out
>she gets scared
>starts crying
>parents come and split us
>dont understand a single thing thats going on and why theyre taking it so seriously
>mfw thinking back on it
ever since them ive been taught to have upmost respect, never harass or touch in any way they dont like etc the whole 9 yards. can provide a more detailed story if anyone wants

bumping this thread because more stories pls and I'll probably post one later

I did the same thing when I was that age. Tried to download CP on limewire, then a few days later I found out it was illegal. Oopsie.

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>>36540783
>>36540807
this isnt cringe, youre a god m8

>>36540984
>>36540286
Similar shit with me back when stuff was posted on /b/ often.

Makes me wonder if we actually got caught, but saw we were clearly kids using a family computer and let it slide.

>>36540984
searched for the grifter a couple years back. on google of course

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>15
>sleepy
>make roman numerals
>put in microwave
>forgot water
>ramen catches fire
>sink next to me and still panic
>throw it in middle of road
>didnt go back outside

>>36540286
I did this too. I figured since I didn't actually find any there wouldn't be any cops. Used to browse cartoon porn and shit, liked watching my 12yo waifus getting banged in parody drawings that didn't look quite right. My dad however probably saw it in the google search history or something.

He used to install heavy parental blocks on everything. Never helped to protect my emotional and mental development, only motivated me to learn IT stuff so I could shut them off myself. Now that I think of it, that's probably how I got into computer stuff in the first place.

>>36540416
Could you please go into detail anon? I would love to read more.

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Mate I know that feel
>Using fucking google search for "child models" or "Nudist kids" ALSO WHILE LOGGED INTO MY GOOGLE+ ACCOUNT
>Using bingimages with with words such as "RU NUDE TEEN" "VK NUDIST PRETEEN"
>Get so in the zone in my horny state I go on google translate and start typing in words such as "Nude, teen, preteen, underage, model, nudist, 13, sex" in Russian and other European languages to try and search them for results
>Pay for a premium link downloader in a desperate attempt to get access to download links I found on random websites

And I'm not even pedo. I am just bored of regular porn and shit. I just randomly get the urge to do this shit suddenly every 6 months or so.

>Young boy about 13 years old
>Family friend have a big dinner and we're invited
>I'm generally pretty developed at that point, shoulders starting to fill out
>Friend has a daughter about 15, 6/10 average looker
>i'm pretty autistic and I tend to run a lot
>After eating I ask my mum for my Nintendo DS to play with
>"dont be antisocial anon, play with the other kids"
>at first opportunity, snatch ds from her handbag
>make my way to a bedroom and start playing Pokemon Pearl
>Girl comes in
>"anon I saw you take that, I'm gonna tell your mum"
>typical please no don't I don't wanna get into trouble
>"you're gonna have to kiss me"
>ew girls are gross
>I try to run away and tell her before she can get to her
>pins me against the bed
>"kiss me or ill tell your mum that you punched me"
>"fine be quick"
>proceed to kiss this girl for several minutes as she sits on my lap
>gets closer to my body constantly and keeps moving but im just waiting to get back to my ds
>she leaves and I play until I go home

fucked up the only chance at action I'll have again

>>36540942
haha I get it
because he put his peepee in your bumbum
haha

>>36541192
Shit bro. I know that feel way too much...

>>36541075
sure

>I meet with the guy for the first time in real life
>generally pretty awkward, he ended up buying me a comic book I really wanted, and I was stoked as can be
>tells me to come with him to another shop
>"okay sure" thinking I'll be fucking treated just for being his friend
>he drove me out and we went out to the national park are and he stopped the car
>"do you like me anon? I never felt that you liked me a lot after everything I sent you"
>start to feel guilty, tell him I like him which was pretty true really
>started kissing and unzipping
>his cock was pretty massive and I blew him for a little bit
>pulled me off before he was going to cum and told me to go to the back seat
>got out and jumped in, he pulled me towards him as he stood outside and pulled my pants down as I laid down really in a haze
>he lifted my legs up and kissed and licked my asshole
>I'm getting hard and I didn't know why, but I didn't care because it felt so good
>pulls up after a bit and presses against my asshole and asks if im okay
>mind said no, I ended up saying yes
>fucked me gently and put his face against mine as he fucked me
>it was pretty painful for the first half of it but he was distracting me with sensual stuff and I eventually sort of enjoyed it
>he came in me and handed me my pants and drove me home
>occupied my mind for the next few nights until I met with him again

more?

>>36541313
go ahead anon, we're waiting

>>36541313
Thanks anon please continue.

>>36541358
>>36541313

>meet with him after a few days
>told him I enjoyed what we did together, told him about how it was a new experience that I liked
>told me he wanted to go to a store that he read about online that sold my little pony stuff
>wanted to buy me a plush doll but I didnt really want him buying gifts if he thought what i was doing was a repayment
>he bought me it anyway and I was happy
>I ditched school to see him and told him to drive back to my house so we could 'hang out'
>got back and watched some shit like the big bang theory repeats and MLP
>starts lifting my shirt and kissing my body
>I grab his cock out and he lifts me on top of him and starts sucking me 69 style
>I am fully letting go this time and I trusted him
>I came in his mouth really quick and he laughed and called me some silly names and told me to sit on his cock
>I did and we had slow sex for a while
The best feeling I've had to date was being filled by a cock and I really wish I could meet more gay men like that but its never really occurred as of now, but anyway
>He cums inside me again and we sit there with him inside me for ages resting
>I ask him a question about why he likes doing stuff in the asshole, thats where poop lives, he says he doesnt mind
He went back to America after that day and we talked for ages until my parents found my computer and banned me from using it from then on. Thankfully we didnt really 'sext' or do anything as to suggest we had sex, and I didn't contract HIV either so the only thing I regret is being stupid and not realising what he was doing and that he didn't actually like me.

>>36541550
there are thirsty guys all over grindr anon, you know what to do

>>36541550
What do you mean he didnt like you anon?

>>36541618
haha I wish, I'm like a 6.5/10 and I'm about 20kg overweight, I don't think I'd suit it desu
dont wanna fall for a predatory gay again either

>>36541621
Probably meant the guy used him fox sex

>>36541621
I just think that he was using me as something to satiate his appetite and was a ploy to have sex with me, even though he really seemed to care. I just don't really know what his motives were. seems pertty suss, going to bus something and then initiating sex

>>36541022
>roman numerals
Ave, true to Caesar.

>>36541671
I did you do anything other than sex? Because I know when you don't get to see someone for long amounts of time the only thing you think of is fucking them until neither of you can walk the next time you meet. My girlfriend and I sex a lot but we still have days to just hang out.

>>36541752
honestly not really. apart from before the sex.

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>>36540286

>be me, 12
>On a school trip
>Me and my best friend are sat watching tv til late at night
>We go through all the channels
>We stumble upon porn
>When we're watching it our tutor walks in
>We panic
>My friend starts flicking through the channels
>Thankfully the TV was behind the door so he didn't see the porn

Also
>11-12 year old me
>Hanging out with friends
>Our favorite place to go to hang out was breaking into a pre-school playground
>We get over the fence
>Chill for a while
>We spot someone in the window
>We don't think much of it
>Then we see a police car driving up to the preschool
>We jump over the fence
>Run as far as possible

More
>12 year old me
>Hanging out with friends
>We are hanging around some garages
>Some guys in our group are breaking branches off a tree between the garages
>Some guy takes photos of us
>We pose for them as a group, we kek
>We walk away think nothing of it
>Then we see a police car coming down the road
>The fucker called the police on us
>We run off as fast as possible
>We run through these garden plots
>One of my friends phone goes off
>He picks up
>It's his mum
>He says "Mum I can't talk right now, the police is chasing me"
>He takes the battery out just in case the police tracks it.
>We keep running

>>36541022
Same thing happened to me. the bowl was plastic too so the ramen melted into the bowl and everything smelled fucking toxic.

>>36541778
>"Mum I can't talk right now, the police is chasing me"
You should have tripped him

>be 3, 4 or 5
>Visiting family in Europe
>befriend my mom's friend's daughter
>cute blonde a year younger than me
>we go to a restaurant and I was told to behave
>of course my autistic self didn't so we ran around the restaurant
>i don't remember how, but somehow me and the girl got into the missionary and I started dry humping her in front of everyone
>probably saw this in a movie or something
>everyone in the restaurant is looking at me
>mom pulls me off and yells at me

Looking back this was really embarrassing, but I've done a lot worse with this girl in private. She's actually quite the cutie now, so when I go back in might meet up with her.

>>36541778
>>He says "Mum I can't talk right now, the police is chasing me"

Not a kid story but related
>be me, be 20
>my friends are all around 18
>we like urbex, climbing buildings mostly
>we climb buildings all around our hometown
>one late summer night after some climbing of nearby stuff, we decide to climb the highschool in the next town over
>be with three friends, I'll call them Albert, Bradley, and Charlie
>Albert has never done this before, he's a little thin sperg like me
>I have, but I don't have much experience, strength, agility, etc
>Bradley and Charlie have more than I do, they've been doing this forever
>after walking around we find the only way up onto the school is by climbing a pillar
>Albert and I can't do it (not enough upper body strength) so we hang back this time
>we wait for B and C to get down
>30mins later we're like "what's taking them so long it's just a roof"
>flashlights shine our wa. Shit, the popo is here
>never dealt with the popo during urbex, panicking
>A says "sorry anon" and takes off across the street, dives into the woods
>I follow, pretty much exclusively breathing my inhaler, fall flat on face in the middle of the street, get up and keep running
>Albert: "this is the coolest, thanks for bringing me anon, I feel so fucking alive"
>Me: "Albert I know this is cool to you but please shut the fuck up, we're in trouble now"
>Al texts Charlie: "they're here"
>C: "I know"

pic related. continue?

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>>36542287
my bad, anons, pic didnt upload

>be 20
>slutty goth friend on xpeeps, way back when
>get on there too, taking pics of my cock and stuff too, hoping she'll notice
>only get messages from gay men looking to 'eat my nuts and butt', not really paying them any mind
>realize now that i'm older the couple guys interested were well off, well hung, and utterly lonely like I am now

Missed the chance to be a pampered princess, desu.

>be 15, in like 2000, internet is new to me
>look up @ on kazaa, just typing in random shit since that seems to get the best results
>find pizza, lots of pizza
>see nothing wrong with it since i'm of a similar age to the girls and guys pictured, end up fapping to this shit multiple times a day
>try to IM 'older guys' whenever I can, want nothing more than to be made the object of someone's fuck fantasies and be used like a whore

The disconnect between age 15 lower, and age 21(on top) are so fucking jarring it's unbelievable now. I'd give anything to go back to either state, honestly. Oh well, time plays jokes on us all I guess.

>>36540640
i'd rather my mom find gore than dick pics tbqhwyf

>>36542287
Pls continue
I need 2 kno if u live 2 tell Le tale

>>36542287
Only if the story is good

>>36542693
Continuing from >>36542287

>popo didn't chase Albert or I. We found out later that the cops were pointing at the windows near us
>they probably didn't even notice us
>we left our shit in Charlie's car, I had only my inhaler, Albert has an old iPhone at 15% battery
>A asks what to do, C tells us to wait for him and B
>I look out and see the flashlights waving around the school
>fuck
>we wait. After like an hour it's cooled down somewhat but C tells us we have to find our own way home. He and B ditched the car in the parking lot
>wtf? ok
>A and I use his phone to figure out where we're going
>we walk down a long rural road toward our town.
>we both have anxiety, every sound is either a cop or a coyote
>we sing funny Fallout songs together (Butcher Pete, etc) to pass the time and distract ourselves
>the streetlights are different suddenly, we're back in our town
>we reach the corner of that street where my best friend Don lives, I can tell he's awake because his bedroom lights are on
>knock on window and say we need help
>D on Teamspeak: "aight there's some goons at my window I'll be back"
>D lets us in his garage, packs a bowl and gives us some water, plugs in A's phone
>we explain
>he says we're retarded
>we know, we laugh
>we text C and let him know where we are
>he and Bradley get there - Charlie is wearing a shirt now (was shirtless) and they have bikes
>they explain they found a way into the school
>they fucked around on the PCs for a bit, B drank something he found in the teachers lounge
>no real harm done
>they explored a bit and tripped an alarm, managed to get out of being surrounded, got chased by cops into the woods
>they both got bad poison ivy, especially C cause shirtless
>they stopped at C's house before coming to D's
>D reminds us we're retarded, we know, we all laugh
>everyone goes home, C's car wasn't touched and he gets it back the next day
>we lay low for two days.
>I check the police report out of curiousity
>says "false alarm"
>mfw

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>>36541778
>He says "Mum I can't talk right now, the police is chasing me"