>weeeh weeeh weeeh, I can't get a gf, fuck women, I hate

He looks like a big guy.

I'm probably shorter than her.

>>36540352
>bees himself
>gets Reddit gold

This is poor bait

>>36540352
>He also gets to the front page of reddit and receives gold membership

Almost had me until this

>i'll lose the weight before our wedding, i promise

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redditors are insufferable.

>>36540423
he really is on the front page: https://www.reddit.com/r/popular/

Also received 2 gold medal shits.

>>36540456
Who cares? She'll be fucking Chad next week

>>36540352
I think it's cute. Why would anyone hate on them?

>>36540549
>this is what anon tells himself so he can feel better about being too much of a coward to approach women

>this normie got a gf so you can too just gota be urself
wow thanks chad

>>36540352
that's two men OP what are you fag?

How could anyone STOMACH that guy? Must be a fetish.

>every fat person is a robot

He's probably a normalfag with a nice personality.

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>>36540352
Only because he's not disabled.

>>36540549
Chad wouldn't fuck something so gross
don't delude yourself

t. Chad

I bet she's ugly or has an incredibly annoying personality.

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>>36540352
>unlike you HE PUTS HIMSELF OUT THERE and IS HIMSELF
Actually, it's the most likely scenario that he simply lucked out and met this woman in high school or a college class. Do you really think that pornlord-looking motherfucker "puts himself out there" and hits on multiple girls every night at the club? Get real. He just lucked out with 1 single girl and ended up going all the way. If he hadn't met that 1 girl and got lucky with her, he'd probably be similar to us.

>>36540549
You keep telling yourself that, desu.

>>36540352
Haven't you watched King of Queens? I thought funny fat dude/cute chick was a pretty common pairing in the English speaking world?

>>36541072
this tbqhwy, originally

>>36540352
As long as the guy is taller it's possible


FUCK MY HEIGHT RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

been rejected just this weekend
feeling even more like piece of shit than i already did

>>36541072
This

High school and college are the main places people find their life partner. If you are single through those, good luck on dating apps if you're not Chad.

>post a picture of a fat dude that probably resembles most of the guys here except with even a tiny bit more of effort into his appearance
>autists start crying about reddit to try to deflect from the fact that they're failures compared to this ape
lol

>hunched over while crouched down and he's still pretty much at her shoulders

Wow, I wonder why someone can be so fat and get a gf

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>>36541330
>tfw manlet and fat

Already using a robe so I guess all I need is a hat and a staff/wand.

>>36541330
she probably loves the feeling of being crushed underneath him while his fat massages her body and the sounds of him desperately heaving fill her ears

>>36540352

>How can you complain about the lottery being a bad game with bad odds if some people win?

Wew, lads.

>leddit

Kek, go back home

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Reminder that the reality is that we're all ugly on the inside and are shitty people who deserve to be alone.