>he does the virgin leg cross

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Your leg should be diagonal and not horizontal, you fucking nerds.

>>36661591
tfw I realize I do that.. my gooood the fucking cringe
but now that I remember I've seen a friend do that a lot too and he has gf, definitely not a virgin

He fucking nailed that picture, desu. The sofa, the cup, the fucking cat...
It's been years but it still impresses me how well he pulled it off. Fucking artistic.

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>>36661624
I used to do it too when I was a nerdy young teen. I cringed so hard when I started to notice it and realize that ALL nerds, dorks and literal downies had the leg fully horizontal and even forming a perfect 90 degree L angle with the foot.

i want that cradle of filth shirt desu

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I sit like this.

The left oval is my left leg, the right one is my right one.

>>36661841
my brain hurts

do a better drawing

>he does the virgin walk
>he does the virgin talk
>he does the virgin poop in a sock

>>36662428
w-whats the virgin poop s-sock?

>he orders chicken at restaurants
>he double knots his shoes

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>>36661863

I can't draw for beans. But I added labels to this version.

>>36661591
Does this apply to fatbots?
Please say no.

>>36662449
He's talking about the feces facilitator

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>>36661792
Fag is sitting like a woman, this is a b8 thread formulated to prey on insecure anons.

>>36662510
w-whats that?

>>36661591
I need to put my laptop somewhere when I don't have a desk.

>>36661591
w-what? pls tell me this is a meme

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>>36662518
>sitting like a woman
Nice meme but I'm not talking about that other way to cross your legs.

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>>36662479
Sorry, Anon. This is still confusing so i drew what i think you sit like. Is this what you sit like?

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>>36662505
It applies to everyone.

oriofiwjerqw

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Iook at this dork

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>>36662612
ssmmhh

ori

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>>36662526
Not an excuse, nerd.

>>36661591
jesus christ i am doing that right as i seen this thread
am i beyond saving?
also that is exactly how i dressed as a teenager minus the glasses and i had llong hair
now i have an urge to listen to my old cradle cds

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>>36661591
>he doesn't do the virgin leg cross

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>>36662720
>i am doing that
stop doing that

>>36662727
Only Chad can do it.

>>36662720
You have some serious autism shoes then. Long sleeve tshirts generally look pretty autistic too.

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>>36662727
and this one is still diagonal

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>>36662738
>Only Chad can do it
>that guy
>Chad

>>36662752
i like wearing white long sleeve shirts under my black t shirts
it makes me feel cool

>>36661628
Cats are the surest sign of a beta

>>36661591
i do this always and no one cares and i dont care
who cares?

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>>36662788
>J-just gotta lift my legs a couple degrees... then I'll stop looking beta for sure!
You should have just called this thread >he isn't Chad. The nergins you're posting are gonna look like shit either way and Chad will always look good.

>>36661591
F-f-fuck o-off and delet this
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36662827
>that guy
I never said this.

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>>36662752
also are these really considered autism shoes?

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>>36662886
>no one cares
People know though.

>>36662889
If that guy took off those shitty glasses, ring and wore dark socks he'd look normal. Calm down and just stop sitting like a virgin.

>>36662945
They're McDonald shoes.

>take date to restaurant
>I order chicken strips
>she orders a steak
>as we're waiting for our food she picks up her phone and starts flirting with some guy
>waiteess delivers food and initially hands me the steak
>visibly holding back laughter as I pass it to my date
>ask for check
>get handed a coloring book

never order anything but steak or beef if they dont have it

>>36662588
yea but with sandals and cargo shorts

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>>36662954
>if that guy stopped looking like a beta he'd look normal
Flawless argument. He needs a lot more than that to look "normal", by the way.

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>>36662925
Then what was the point of your response? Nice try at damage control but you just got exposed.

>>36663024
Dressing changes everything.

>>36663045
I said that only Chad can do it, as in, only Chad can get away with it. Are you retarded? And the semi-Chad you posted has his leg diagonal.

>>36661591
>>36661601
>see this
>cross my legs to see how I do it
>it's neither of these
I can't do either of these without using muscles to hold my leg up the entire time.

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Haha, thanks for the tip anon. Now I can look more confident when I talk with my best friend :)

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>>36663125
>still being mad
haha nerd

>he crosses his legs
You're all being retarded. Enjoy your spinal damage and circulation problems.

>>36663142
this guy looks beta af too

>>36663200
But he doesn't look like >>36661591 >>36662612 or you.

>>36662588

Yes, you got it. Except switch the right and left legs.

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>>36663214
He looks like them. He looks beta like >>36662889 and >>36663125 too. Sorry that you thought crossing your legs a certain way can make you look like Chad. It won't.

>>36663269
>you thought crossing your legs a certain way can make you look like Chad
>you thought
No I didn't, nerd.

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>>36663363
forgot pic

r3regkpf2

>>36661601
I literally can't do this. It hurts my balls.

I cross my legs like a girl. Better for my knees and more comfy.

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>>36663504
>I literally can't do this.
You can.
>It hurts my balls.
Me too.

Pic related is the patrician choice btw.

> he uses the virgin olive oil

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>he doesn't sit with his leg tucked under his ass

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>he sits
Pic related, me.

>>36662872
>tfw no beta cat-loving bf

>>36661591
>I sit like that all the time
fuck

>>36663665
> he uses the extra virgin olive oil unironically

>>36661591
That's the most common way to sit in the western world you complete mongoloid

>>36664572
See >>36661601


heg4t

>>36661591
90 degree leg cross is how men are supposed to do it, the angled cross is for women you faggot

>>36665018
You're confusing >>36661601 with >>36663570

90 degrees = autism

>>36661591

But that is historically an alpha, domineering, youthful and confident way to sit. This thread is proof you can make /r9k/ insecure about literally anything.

>>36665063
No. >>36661601

heg5t

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>>36661591
>not sitting with both your feet flat on the floor

>>36665082
That's the cuck sit.

>>36661591
>>36661601
What? Both of these are fine, they only depend on who is doing it.

The smoothest leg cross is at the ankles anyways

>>36665097
You don't know enough cuckolds to make that assessment.

>>36663570
that is how i sit everyday . i only see old men doing it .

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>>36665117
Congratulations, you're not a filthy pleb.

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>>36665082
kys normie

when you sit for 12+ hours a day, you have to move your legs around every so often or you can get deep vein thrombosis

>>36665176
I'm not a normalfag. Just don't sit for 12 hours a day idiot.

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