Do your parents know you're a virgin?

>>36661661
I'm pretty sure my parents know I'm a 28 yo virgin.

>>36661661
Of course my parents know I am a virgin, but that is okay because they are too.

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>>36661661
I'm not married yet and fornication is a mortal sin, they can do the math.

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I'm more worried about the crippling paranoia that my parents think that I'm dull or something, or that I am. All signs point to me not being but I can't shake the feeling.

>>36661936
Dull as in dumb or boring?

The sad thing is that I've had multiple girls spend the night and they know I'm a KHV.

>>36661661
My moms dead and my dad doesmt care at all

>>36662041
The sad thing is that you're a fucking normalshit who thinks he is welcome here. Kill yourself.

>>36662186
>normalshit
I appreciate the compliment, but, no, I'd have to disagree with you.

Yes, my mom knows. I've had several breakdowns in front of her, one where i even mentioned suicide, and i can't hold a job. I've also never talked about girls or brought one home. She knows

My mother flat out asked me a few months ago
>Have you ever been with a woman?
>No
>Have you ever been with a man?
>No
>Oh...

What I found surprising is that she assumed I had sex at some point along the way even though she has been around me since ever, surely she'd know if I mysteriously left to fuck a hooker or got a gf.
I'm sure by now she's told everyone else.

>>36661661
>mother thinks i have a gf
>she's schizophrenic
>father probably thinks i'm asexual or something

>>36662233
>I've had several breakdowns in front of her
cuck

>>36662322
that isn't nice anon

>>36661661
>Both parents assume I've had atleast 1 gf in secret
>21 kv that's not ugly or complete weird

>>36662336
It's for your own good, man up.

>>36662233
>I've also never talked about girls or brought one home. She knows
She might think you're gay, you never know

Nice digits btw

>>36661661
I think my parents think i've had sex. But if they actually saw how fucking socially retarded i am i think they would change their minds.

Yep, but I have no gf atm, and cannot even find someone on virginityexchange, and I cannot even find a one night stand, but I consider prostitutes too risky.

Not only do they know I'm a virgin (not that I've said so explicitly), but they don't think I've ever even been on a date with a woman. I joined them to visit my late grandmother Christmas before last and, being a grandmother, would ask how things were going on that front. I told her I'd been on a couple dates but nothing came of it, which is true. That August I went on a few dates with a girl I met on okcupid but she cut it off probably because I was too slow to make a move. Driving back to the hotel (she was in a nursing home) my dad complimented me on skillfully dodging the question and I just didn't bother to clarify.

They think I am, and I'm not about to tell them I've been seeing a prostitute for the last three months.