Describe yourself and find your r9k partner.

loving, ambitious, loyal, small, obedient, wise, eager to learn/explore, young, sad, recluse, weeb, hentai addict, schizoid.

>>36661058
6'2, huwyte, dark hair and eyes.
I like fiction books, metal music and really hard videogames. Anime on the side.
People describe me as smart and confrontational, but quiet.

I was really depressed in highschool but I got better.

Last year I ran and dieted and got in shape. Got to where I wanted, took a break for half a year. Then I tried to go running on Friday and I could taste blood and was in severe pain.
I'll try again on Monday.

I think romance is important so I'm not specifically looking for a partner.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>>36661058
>me
starved skeleton, autism, depressed, khv, 1/10, loser
>ideal partner
smol, cute, flat, tsundere

Any girl willing to talk to a loser.

>>36661337
same except I am a wizard that lives with his parents

>>36661058
6'1 270 pounds(fat), blonde- black hair (i dyed it this colour) green eyes
i like comics, movies and pro wrestling

im usually a very happy person telling alot of jokes but i do get into deep moods of depression which can last days

im gonna go to film school next year because i want to be a director ,

id probbaly talk to you about my life but mainly id want to hear about you, i love learning and making other people happy

I'm short and awkward

I love video games. Mostly older games, but there are a lot of new ones I like too

I'm depressed and have no idea what i'm doing with my life

I'm a virgin who's never kissed a girl or even held her hand

I want a quiet, simple life. I want to live out in the country, away from people

I do not generally like people

I like animals though. I want to have several dogs and cats

>fat, gross
>less fat. less gross

I'm physically unappealing and boring. I would literally date any girl that liked me

>self
Skeleton, long blonde hair, blue eyes, decent face. Schizoid, autistic, permanently depressed, paralyzed into inaction easily by fear. Not political or religious, although I like to be the master of my own fate, however badly that will end for me.
>ideal partner
Really anyone who can put up with my shit, and isn't overly sensitive about edgy topics or spooked. I do have hemorrhoids so I can't take it up the ass, which is unfortunate because I have potential to be a trap.

>>36661543
Oh, and I should mention, I'm heavily into Anime, Manga, 2D Japanese stuff in general. I have shit taste though.

I'm a pretty chill cyborg guy with social anxiety, so I like to stay indoors most of the time. Occasional depression, but I like to deal with that on my own anyway, so I wouldn't bug a partner with it. Like to watch movies and play video games. Not a virgin, if that matters.

These threads make me sad. I hope you anons find somebody

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>6'5"
>lanklet
>wizard
>classical pianist (hobby)
>engineer (to pay the bills)
>watch an anime away to keep the loneliness at bay

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>>36661617
>anime away
>anime a day
I can't even type.. and I have houkei.

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>born male
>22 years old, live in New Zealand
>blonde and white
>chubby
>like anime
>play videogames, particularly falcom games and JRPGs
>loyal and faithful
>clingy
>sad and lonely
>want to cuddle with a girl every day

>>36661598
What movies and games do you like?

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I'm a tall homosex guy with a million different hobbies, there aren't many things I don't like or won't try at least once. I'm a bit of alcoholic on my off days. I want to get a house in the country and live there, preferably on the water. If I really put the effort in I can make myself a 7 but I usually put in the bare minimum for lack of reason to so I usually look like a 5.

I really just want a smol boy I can marry and live with in the country forever. I would take care of him and have a monogamous relationship forever

>>36661738
Are we the same?

>>36661799
I dunno. Maybe?
Are you a loser living in New Zealand?
Wanna be friends?

>5'7 asian
>has social anxiety and autism
>likes fast food
>likes sleeping, television and internet
>hates people
>no friends
>no social media
>no talent
>occasional smoker

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Hello!

Describe myself huh? Friendly, energetic, open minded, and caring!

I'm looking for new friends on discord, for anything you'd like to talk about!

Please post your ID if you would like to talk more.

Thanks for reading!

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>>36661662
Ayy 6'6 here. We should start a tall boy club. Weird question but do you instinctively duck under every doorway too?

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Gay
5'5"
White
big penor but it's broken
Slightly underweight
Vers and switch.
Like animu and vidya

>>36661767
I like horror, depressing drama, and anything weird or really tightly polished. As for games, I like survival horror, grand strategy, turn-based strategy, and Nintendo shit like Zelda. Just got Mario Kart 8 for the Switch, but playing online I keep getting my ass kicked.

>>36661058
6'2
asian with jew nose somehow
skinny as fuck, looks practically like a skeltal with skin glued on
ok at playing piano
likes to be around people altho not so much talk to them
uses a blatantly fake fb account to add slut college students randomly who sometimes post semi pornographic vids of them being drunk that they delete the next morning that i jerk off to

>Male
>18
>Southern California
>into retro tech
>collect video games and consoles
>Make music on my computer
>Love to talk about music in general
>Anxious
>Anime
>Just looking for a girl to shoot the shit with, play games, watch shit, talk regularly and all that
>loyal

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>5'5
>male
>live in Los Angeles
>loyal
>like anime/games and sports like baseball, football and US soccer
>morbid sense of humor
>mentally sound considering everything
>voted Trump

I just want someone who isn't a hardcore leftist, some leftism is fine but some of these people are absolutely crazy.

>>36661939
>6'2'' asian with jew nose
that's some crazy dna anon

>>36661896
No -- I don't duck under doorways except for doorways in old basements that have low ceilings. That one inch must make all the difference and I should consider myself lucky.

>>36661058
6 ft. on the dot. 190 lbs. Depressed eyes with sharp eyebrows. Intense hatred of all peoples, races, ethnicities, creeds, religions, and ideologies, including my own.

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>>36661058
>me
dark featured seme

>ideal partner
light featured uke

6' 380 lbs
black hair, brown eyes
total loser
likes collecting anime figs and browsing the internet
no talent or skill
would make an awful bf

looking for anyone

>>36662050
lol ur pretty fat dude

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>>36661617
as long as you're okay with a girl(male) ill be your gf

>>36662076
Maybe if you weigh less than me and get your sex elsewhere :3

i have antisocial personality disorder, i'm terrified nothing is real and that people are out to get me. i play video games and i cling to people. i like playing eu4, old ascii games, i like death grips, i really like history.

i like people. i'd like someone nice to talk to, play games, etc, but my ideal relationship partner is a spoiled princess brat that i'd violate.

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Like being used. Like people who are mean to everyone except me. Don't want to put effort into anything but can, it's just it never feels worth it. Getting extremely lonely. Have enough figuredt, but no friends. Don't believe hardly anything defines anyone. Usually amicable but very tired now. I just want to be told what to do.

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3/10 fatass
Bi
I'm into music and I'm trying to learn art
I'm a decent shoulder to cry on.

My standards are somewhat low you just gotta be cute and be nice.

6'4
Good beard
Have been told I have really nice blue eyes, but they look dead and often have circles around them
Steady job, normie on the outside but never feel comfortable outside my home
I like technology stuff, especially homeserver management. Thinking of getting into Arduino or Microbit
I also watch mongolian moving tapestry and play video games like everyone else on this board
I travel a lot. I'm European, and went to the US two weeks ago, and I'm going to Japan in 10 days. Going to the US again this summer, to LA

>>36662173
>good beard
pic w/ timestamp lmao
prob crusty or really big and gross

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>>36661058
>21
>white with brown hair
>5'7 i think
>boring
>people scare me
>i kind of like to cook

>>36662154
Are you a girl? You can be my slave gf. I'll feed you well cooked meals and give you lots of headpats if you satisfy me.

>implying any of us are someones ideal partner

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>>36662207
>you can be my slave gf

what the fuck is the point of these threads? girls never post in them anyway.

>>36661058
literal dating/hookup thread. /soc/ cancer that is killing /r9k/. Report and hide this shit.

>>36662193
I'm not so starved for attention or validation that I'd post my face on /r9k/

>>36661058
Unmotivated, Tall but Chubby, love video games and weed, looking for a purpose in life, No issue socializing but still a virgin (20, fml) , Willing to sacrifice everything for those I trust.

>me
5'9 skeleton, get high everyday, play some vidya, makes videos, submissive, depressed
>ideal partner
tall girl, sort of a bully, fine with just chilling and not going out, lowish voice, idk shit

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Blasian
22
Weed lmao

Art history major
5'3

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>>36662251

Coalboard

>>36662292
Art history, you poor thing.

>>36662292
are you into medieval art or contemporary?

>>36661058
22 yo, 5'9, 154 pounds, long dark brown hair, pale skin, green eyes with those dark circles around them. I'm a cynical, edgy, deeply introverted asshole that has a hard time opening up and trusting people.

I like reading and discussing philosophy, listening to edgy music and making shitty doom metal on my guitar, watching horror movies and, of course, chinese cartoons and playing videogames. I tend to like long RPGs that I can get lost into, but I don't really have time for those anymore.

I have some pretty hardcore depression, but I think I have been able to handle it better recently. I have social anxiety too, which has made me pretty isolated and lonely, but I have mostly accepted being like this. Most people are pretty boring anyway, so it's not like I'm missing much.

I don't think I have an "ideal" partner; I'm a KHV so it's not like I have the experience to know what I would like in a relationship, and my oneitis is also totally not what I would consider my 'type', so I don't think those things really matter much. Also,
>r9k
>ideal partner

Anyway, I just thought it would be fun to try to describe myself. Thank you for reading anon's blogpost.

>>36662351
Here's hoping we can all find our ideal partner. I've already given up hope.

>19
>m(twink to femboy-ish tier if I put in work, money and my father wasn't a dickhead with shit genetics)
>bi(technically pansexual but I hate the whole tumblr mumbo-jumbo)
>174cm
>76kg(currently losing, most of it is in my thighs and butt)
>Shoulder-length light brown wavy/curly hair
>Green eyes
Social anxiety and trust issues that manifest as sarcasm and overall bitiness. When I open up, I'm very caring(according to my friends, too caring).
I enjoy music, movies, certain anime, cooking. I do like writing/drawing but I'm too afraid to commit to one and also I'm afraid of criticism.( silly, I know)
Philosophy is cool but don't like people not respecting other people's worldviews, so I tend to stay away from philosophical discussions on 4chan.

I dont really care about how the person looks as long as they are about the same height as I am, aren't overly fat or skinny and put some effort into their appearance.( I do love helping with that) I'm also attracted( not sexually, more intrigued) to broken people, everyone I had a serious relationship with had some personal issues that kept me interested.(in hindsight that's probably why I spend so much time on 4chan and other similar sites)

I'm typing this out on a phone so I dont really know how long will this post actually be, so sorry in advance if it's a huge wall of text, thank you for reading through it all.

>>36662438
Ooh I'm a chugger wugger

Your post has gotten me into a bit of a frenzy mmmm I'd like to get ta know ya if ye would be interested?

>>36662438
Want kind of music do you listen to?

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I'm a girl (male) and I want a guy to live with that will take care of me in exchange for my eternal place at his side
I'm too broken to take care of myself

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>M
>20
>5'11''
>Long curls, dark brown hair
>176 lbs

I'm not one for starting conversations but I enjoy talking to people I like and about things that interest me.
I have interests in video games, card games (Force of Will), anime/manga, cooking, the Japanese language, and I can play the piano and violin.
Some Manga: Molester Man, JoJo, Cromartie
Some Vidya: Mother Series, Ace Attorney trilogy, Cave Story

Recently my days have devolved to listening to music and studying Japanese and internet taking up the rest of the time in between; with school ending soon I will also have more free time that will inevitably be wasted. Oh yeah, and I started lifting again.


If previous encounters are anything to go off of I can be a funny and energetic person to be around, always one to help enjoy the moment.
In a relationship I would to be the type of couple who can simply enjoy each other's presence, a soft unspoken love between us.
And I do have a lot of pent up love to give, and I don't just mean my dick.

5'8
18
Normie
Had sex multiple times
Good social life
Loads of friends
Considered good looking despite my hight
British
Not a robot

>>36661943
what do you look like? are you cute?

>>36662620
Why are you here then? Faggot

>>36661058
I'm a Schizophrenic wannabe screenwriter/director with little prospects, nothing but ideas, no love for bitches and nothing but coldness for mostly everyone

>>36662473
>What did he mean by this?

>>36662559
Currently I really like J Dilla, Nujabes, MF DOOM, Aesop Rock, DG but it alternates, one of my fav bands is Silversun Pickups, my probably least explored music territory is metal desu, but I'd love to learn more. I dont really care what kind of genre it is as long as it sounds nice and comfy

>>36662629
IDK I'm medium sized, dark hair w/poofy short hair, glasses, and uh yeah.

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>>36661058
5'11
127lbs
Ninja

>>36661058
A fat, ugly,5'9, beady eyed Jew. I've been complimented physically twice in my life by people not related to me. One time it was a lab partner who said I had very bright blue eyes when I was flirting with her in 8th grade and the other was when a girl was giving my twin brother make over tips and she said that he should be going for my Jew fro look rather than combing straight down.
I'm horrible socially. Bad with cashiers and ordering food. Great with children and middle aged and above, it's my own age group I have trouble talking with. Most of my friends came and went because my interests were too nerdy to talk about publicly, so I would just tell them all the stories I had to share and make dry, intentionally scatterbrained and sarcastic comments around them to make them laugh, then avoid eye contact when we drift apart and I would see them in the halls. That happened to me from middle school to college man.
I'm majorly into vidya, cartoons and having real, intellectual discussion, minorly into anime, hiking, reading, and music. Studying to be an accountant.

>>36662664
More like lost brother of jihadi john

>>36662714
Please no bully desu

>>36662650
Ive been meaning to listen to more MF DOOM but I'm lazy as fuck.
>my probably least explored music territory is metal
Same I've listened to some metal for people just getting into the genre but other then that nothing else.

Also if you like comfy music check out Bane's World.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuN7vmymy9Q

>>36662651
>>36662629
If you want I can give you contact info or something.

I would post a detailed description but nobody will read it. That and I can't be bothered. In short:
>5'10 151lb
>my hobbies are anime/visual novels, touhou, poker, philosophy,
>i don't really play AAA vidya and I'm a below average pianist
>unironically too intelligent
>not really interested in sex

A short, cute girl with no friends would be nice so that she would depend on me.

>>36662575
Any preferences?

>>36662701
Post your discord, jew. Let's be friends.

5'10, 25, Asian, living in the Netherlands.

Currently working full time as a software developer. Watch anime and play games in my free time. Games that I mostly play are shooters or games like civ/eu4. Some animes I like in no particular order are Working, Code Geass, Log Horizon, Steins Gate and Chihayafuru.

Other things I like to do is traveling and eating (no I'm not fat or chubby, I'm actually too thin, but looking at my family that will probably change after I turn 30)

Just want someone that likes me and wants to watch anime /movies with me and play games with me. Only requirement is no smoking since I don't smoke and I really don't like the smell.

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>>36662292
>Art history major

>>36662884
narratorguy or narrator667. I haven't been on my real computer in a while. I'm using a spare right now literally didn't have the room for a TF2 update and I had to uninstall TF2. I won't be on in a while.

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>>36661058
>~5'8 and 120lbs
>long red-brown hair
>glasses
>submissive gay boy
>highschool dropout
>i like to play videogames like osu! and league of legends to distract myself from the constant pain of existing.
>also like a bit of anime
>bad history with abusive boyfriends
>secretly want to be treated like a girl
>midwest near kansas city
>trying to stop smoking
>charismatic and eccentric around friends but shy at first with new people.
>a bit mentally ill
>trauma from really abusive past relationship
>have a few slightly off kinks but nothing too extreme i think.
>depressed
>slightlyyyyyy under age

i just want someone who doesnt look awful or has an awful personality, someone i can warm up to or could be friends with if anything.
please no legit creepy pedos im not stupid.

i could probably make a throwaway discord or kik or something if anyone is interested.

>>36662948
>>slightlyyyyyy under age
Obligatory MODS MODS MODS

faggots leave /r9k/ please.

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>>36662875
not really as long as you can take care of me and you're okay with me

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>>36662905
>tfw no cute girl plays eu4

>>36663026
yeah i'm fine with you, ill even let you sleep in my bed one side is all yours! let's start today

>>36662948
You seem like an alright guy hit me up on discord Duke#5580

>>36661058
>male
>19
>5'9" + 120 lbs
>white
>medium length brown hair, long bangs
Main hobbies are music (playing and listening) and vidya. Would like to meet someone I could talk to a lot.

If you're interested reply or shoot an email to
[email protected]

>>36661058
me
>m/20/england
>bratty
>hedonist
>masochistic
>big into infosec
>like to around people

ideal partner
>smoker
>dominant
>handsome
>not afraid to scare or hurt me as much as he wants/i need

I'm the incarnation of ADHD

>>36662735
You should listen to MF DOOM, his flow is a bit odd when you start listening to him but once you get through one or two albums, he's insanely good.

6'1' long brown hair
I play vidya, watch anime, love board and tabletop games
I'm looking for someone to love, cuddle with and talk to in the middle of the night
I'm relatively low maintenance, have my own job, and I'm not the jealous type


I'm a guy btw

>>36663122

wow congrats bro you described DOOM in the same edgy way as just about everyone and their nan

you're a real hip hop expert

>>36661058
>5'4"
>submissive male, CA Lakewood/LB area
>19
>lives with parents

Not ugly and not fat. I can be pretty fun and interesting ina stay-at-home kinda way. I prefer to just relax. I seem to be developing some kind of sleep disorder that is giving me the sleeping habits of a cat and the energy of a sloth.

Looking for companionship in general. I'm bi but prefer girls, am unfortunately very judgemental of looks when it comes to guys.
Anyone interested or just want a bro, kik is _k_e_k_

I'm gonna sleep now
Also please be into music. Preferably open to all types.

This is pointless i have nothing to offer anybody. I'm a) fucking ugly af b) have a repulsive personality c) self centered and narcissistic d) pretty fucking autistic (as in i probably have aspergers). I understand why i'm alone i really do. If i don't kill myself in this year (not trying to be melodramatic or anything though i probably won't) i'll just become a fucking hermit or wander off into the wilderness and never talk to anybody again. I can't stand being me anymore.

>>36661532
What does physically unappealing refer to specifically?
I've gotta love self depricating boys
as long as they aren't fat

>>36662832
Not her (him), but where exactly do you live?
I'm in LA County :/

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>>36663042
Okie post your discord

>>36663246
I live in San Diego county on the north side

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I hope I get to talk to a cute girl one day. That'd be nice.

>>36663151
First off, have I ever claimed I'm a hip hop/musical expert?
Secondly, I was just plainly responding to anon, I wasn't trying to write an essay about DOOM's whole musical career.
Thirdly, go get some sleep and reevaluate your life decisions if you get this triggered over a comment on the internet.

>>36662351
Wew you sound like ideal to me baby.
I'd ask for a contact but meeting people on r9k has never worked out for me.

If you think it'd be fun as well, could you describe your type of girl? It would be nice if I somehow matched

>>36663208
>"Not trying to be melodramatic"
>I'm ugly, repulsive, a narc, autistic, and i want to kill myself! I have nothing to offer anybody! Nobody will care if I walk off into the wilderness

At least if you're going to be something admit that's what you're doing fampai

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I am

>Male
>22
>5'10"
>127 lbs
>White
>Light brown/dark blond hair
>Green eyes
>Been told I look like Ellen Page

I want a boyfriend. I'm going travelling soon. I will literally travel anywhere in the world to be with someone if I fall in love with you after we get to know each other online.

>>36663360
oh fuck, go out with me immediately

>>36663360
What are your physical preferences for a partner?

>>36663360
How do you feel about ninjas?

>>36661738
which city are you in senpai?

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Where my Georgia boys at?

Note: boys can also mean girls

>>36663384
S-sure.
>>36663393
White and skinny are the only definite requirements. A cute face would be nice. I'm more interested in personality compatibility.

>>36663360
fuck, i'd love to travel with someone
i wish i was in the position to...

>>36663426
I study in Auckland, but I'm hoping to get out once I graduate.

>>36663446
Where you traveling to, friend? I'm pretty sure I can bench your bodyweight at this point, come by and I'll show you.

>>36663466
Ryan is that you?
orig

>>36663048
I'll add you in a bit when I'm on discord next. thanks for response

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>>36663491
Depends who is asking.

>>36663401
tfw no ninja bf
>>36663454
I understand, if you were the one I would wait until you could.
>>36663476
I don't know yet.

>>36661543


i will love you, give contact

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>>36663581
>tfw no bf desu

>>36663581
Well where do you live? If you're in southeast Asia I don't exactly expect you to swing by but

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>>36663491
>>36663523
No, seriously. Who are you?

>1,73m
>athletic
>white, blond hair, green/blue eyes, relatively handsome
>into music and languages, have done soundtracking, SFX and translation work, currently employed by the ministry for finance
>should be a pretty successful guy in theory but I am unable to connect with people for reasons I can't really understand, even though they like me in general
>used to be pretty depressed but now I've shut off most of my feelings and I don't know how to get them back
I'm not even sure I want to talk to anyone though. I have a hard time maintaining online relationships (as well as real ones). It just feels kinda time-consuming and pointless. I do feel lonely somethimes, but I'm not sure I have the capacity for any other form of existence than robotism.

>>36663614
cute, but also entirely original

I like I'm haha not really tall hum slightly I wish I'm into ... I like ... We ... alright I suppose
Perhaps?

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>>36663691
C-cute? What does that mean desu

>Male
>Australian
>19
>kissless virgin
>thicc red hair and green eyes
>studying animal care
>trying to get /fit/
>enjoy reading, anime and vidya
>haven't had any friends in 3-4 years
I'm not very interesting so I don't what else to add.

>>36663736
what little of your face i can see is cute and i'd probably kiss you if we were drunk

>>36663614
Post discord pls.
>>36663649
I'm not gonna swing by, I'm more looking for *the one*.

>>36663761
Are you planning to travel specifically to look for love? That's cute, I wish I had the luxury.

>>36661058
25 beef boy smokin cigs drunk every night goin nowhere fast playin music drawing hentai
Ideal: anime pussy

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>>36663751
Can I tie you up with ninja wire desu

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>>36663761
I can't use discord I broke my mic when I fell from the ceiling desu

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>>36663492
Cool ill be waiting
Also sorry for the last response I went to go make some breakfast.

>>36663793
>>36663813
i think you might have to calm down with this bit you like so much, i'm not certain i understand it.

>>36663349
Wait, what sounded ideal about that? Almost everything I said about myself was negative.

Anyway, my ideal girl? I haven't really given it much thought. Physically, I like dark hair (length is not important as long as it suits you) and pale skin. I'm into asians, but white girls are a close second. As for body types, I tend to like skinnier girls.

Mentally, I guess that I would like someone with at least some similar interests, so as to have something to do together that we could be passionate about together. She wouldn't have to be a genius, but at least smart enough to have stimulating conversation. Having similar outlooks on life would be important as well, of course; I wouldn't want some happy, positive girl dragging me into parties. At the same time, I secretly like girls that are really sweet and cute.

But then again, like I said, those ideals aren't really very important. I've liked girls that were nothing like that, and they were my 'type' at that moment.

All I learned from this is I'm bound to die alone sigh

>mid 30s
>struggled through early life as a outcast
>managed to overcome deep depression and find qt girlfriend/s
>average build, no real career
>own house, property, 4 vehicles, no debt.
>use to be on the road to marriage
>fucked over hard, managed to keep everything though except sanity.
>returned to depression
>no friends they were all hers
>agoraphobia creeped in over the years
>can't look anyone in the eyes anymore
>can't talk even online if its any account that could reveal the real me
>too shy to even talk on depression forums
>lost the true self somewhere along the way
>can't find a board i actually feel like i belong on anymore
>can't find anywhere except my home
>use to enjoy videogames, anime, the works.
>joy is fading away even fapping doesn't feel good anymore
>alone. forever alone. oh well.

>>36663026
Well, what're you like? I really just want somebody to be happy to see me when I come home from a long day at work

>>36663813
O-oh, any other way to communicate with you?

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All I want is a cute boy who's small enough that I could put him on my shoulders and do squats.

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>>36663890
can you rape me

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>>36663903
Uhh.. I have an email and a kik I think desu

>>36663748
What state playa

>>36663917

you're making me shy

>21
>regular-skinny
>extremely intelligent
>shy but outgoing
>bi
>andro-masculine looking

Nothing special. Small penis.

Male obese ugly weeaboo manlet NEET with no real hope to achieve anything at all and no desire to either. I would be a loyal pet that could cook and clean but beyond that don't expect much, I can barely make a phone call because of anxiety. Beat me into losing weight if it pleases you, or just keep me the way I am so you can bring your friends around to laugh at me. If you want to watch anime with me I'll cry every 5 minutes because I have no handle on my emotions and anything ranging from slight happiness to even something I think is cool will overload me.

>>36662438
O-oh, location?

>>36663350
Whatever man everybody else is trying to sell themselves while ignoring the big fucking elephant in the room, which is the fact that we are all autistic loosers posting on a chinese noodle weaving forum. At the very least you have zero self respect if you post in these threads anyway. I don't know what i was expecting actually i was just trying to be honest.

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>>36663974
sorry can you still rape me pls, you can beat me if you want

>>36663946
I'm in Melbourne. I've never even left the state before so I can't really tell if all the memes about it being the worst are true or not.

>>36663931
Gib either pls.

>>36663840
>almost everything I said about myself was negative
Well
>22 yo, 5'9, 154 pounds
Older than me, taller than me, & weigh more than me, all good things. Also not fat which is the only mandatory thing I can imagine.
>I'm a cynical, edgy, deeply introverted asshole
I am also a major asshole and have a hard time relating to those who aren't.
>I like reading and discussing philosophy, listening to edgy music
What qualifies as edgy music? I listen to punk but I'm assuming that's not what you mean.
I also enjoy reading & philosophy though I hardly ever partake. Hard for me to find motivation.
>pretty isolated and lonely
>I'm a KHV
Cute

Well I'm white & thin enough but still looking to lose weight. I don't know about sweet & cute; as edgy it sounds, I put up a... "tough front"... God I sound like a fag.
Anyway, I'll quite while I'm ahead

>>36664032

are you a grill or qt trap
do you like a guy with guns and anime pillows?

19, girl, v mentally ill, likes anime, trying to learn japanese. i like to knit and i really really really love my cat. 5'6, weighs too much but working on it. my goal is to be an IRL anime waifu

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>>36663658
>>36663491
You obviously know who I am, it's not fair if you don't let me know who you are. I'm paranoid now, jeez.

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>>36664095
umm no i'm not a girl anon sorry. i wouldn't call myself a trap either. sorry anon, i'm just a brown skinned white/asian that's 5'4 and kinda chubby i do wear some thigh highs though

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>>36664062
[email protected]

>>36664100
Location? I'm around N3 level so maybe we can learn together?

>>36664128
is that you because cute af

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>>36664100
>v mentally ill, likes anime, trying to learn japanese

You didn't have to say the same thing three times

>>36662197
I'm you but taller

>>36664150
OR, USA

>>36664163
you shouldn't have said that because we all know who the newfag is now.

run while you can anon.

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>>36664135

Sorry anon. Not that gay or bi.
I'd maybe try a trap but it depend on many factors.
Stuck in life on nightmare mode.
I don't know how I had so many girlfriends in the past.
Well.. I know. For a magic time they use to just come to me and ask me out.
I've never. never asked one out. I don't know how.
I'm 35.
nightmare mode anon. nightmare.

>>36664183
I don't live in the USA, but maybe we can still learn together.

Email me: [email protected]

>>36664163
Lurk two years before posting

>>36664135
since this guy is rejecting you you should hmu via email for a rebound, i'll say disgusting things to you can we'll jack it

>>36663946
Forgot to ask, what state are you in?

>>36664054
It is the worst.

Looking for a girl who can't establish a connection with anybody in the world so we can find some comfort together in our abysmal loneliness.

I am very good at videogames and I love cooperation. I am capable of being in charge and taking orders.

I want the most synchronized co-op possible where communication isnt required, but through sheer observation and knowing what the other will do results in amazing teamplay.

I wish I would find a girl who is close to my skill level while also not being a cunt, but finding a girl who is so good at games is... Impossible. Every girl I've seen play has slow reactions, no attempt at predicting what an opponent is about to do, have zero sense of their surroundings and run in straight lines which makes them easy to kill and hard to play with. They have all also given up easily.

I love vidya. Too bad no girl will play as good as my friends.

>>36664344
wow this might be the worst post i've ever seen holy shit, please tell me this is pasta

>>36664294
Its better than living in the middle of nowhere I guess. I live close to the city so its convenient at least.

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21/m/SoCal
I'm 5'5" and I fell for the hrt meme but I don't call myself a girl, average build
getting by as a NEET until I finally head back to school
spend most of my time on card games but vidya is fun too
pretty good in 1v1 conversations but only online
discord: Swimp#1728

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6'2'' fat short brown hair, brown eyes
paranoid, loving, loyal,simple. Honestly just want a girl who cares about me enough to make my meals and do my laundry, I work full time and make enough to start a family. Want at least 4 kids which is something I don't want to negotiate on. Other than that there;s nothing exceptional about me

>>36664282
Ess Ayy

>>36664281
u-um i don't really respond via emails anon..

>>36664506
what do you respond to then?

>>36664527
uhm probably kik or discord

>19 yo
>6'2, skinny-fit, white
>long brown hair (probably gonna cut idk)
>play vidya and watch anime alot
>enjoy other things such as chess, hiking, reading, music
I'm bad at describing myself. I only have 1 friend so i find it hard to open up and maintain friendships. I think it's a combination of introversion, depression, and fear of rejection/ridicule that hold me back.

Bi, don't really have an "ideal" partner. I like guys who are on the shorter side. Traps are gr8. I don't even think i'm looking for a relationship, just talking to someone new would be nice, but whatever.
idk i guess that's it, this took way to many rewrites.

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>>36664533
>kik

wow what a slut

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>>36664556
b-but im not a slut

>>36664554
Wanna vs me in chess?

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>>36664574
kik is used exclusively by sluts, I know how it works

i mean you did come here to asked to be fucked by strangers

>>36664451
Whats SA like? I never hear anyone talk about it.

>>36664100
same person, just wanted to add that any cute traps should definitely give me their discord \m/

>>36664598
nah i don't feel like getting beat right now.

>>36664608
Quiet. I'm here in exile.

>>36661943
Well I'm sleeping so if someone wants to contact me my kik is bigmeltz.

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>>36664623
>falling for the trap meme
oh I am laffin

>>36664599
b-but i didn't

>>36661058
>6'4", 230 lb
>like anime, visual novels, cooking, coding, and quite serious about powerlifting
>Alcoholic postdoc (computer science)

>>36664699
Aren't we all? This is a prison colony you know. You should tell me about yourself because you already read my boring as fuck description.

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>>36664792
you clearly did, you asked for some stranger to rape you for god knows what reason

>>36664830
i-i just want to be raped

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>>36664857
well that's just plain disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself

>>36664871
i-i just want another anon to take total control over me

>>36664857
fuck it I'll rape you it's not like I've got anything to lose

post boipussy

>>36664815
>from England
>rich parents
>dad always trying to set me up with his best friend's (and business partner) daughter
>keep telling him i don't like her
>he's a control freak
>start doing gay shit and he finds out
>gets angry
>get into a fight
>family doesn't like me
>see advertisement and hear Australia is cool plus talked to some Aussies online
>look up cheapest place to live in Australia, it's here
>move

People always say it's like Romeo and Juliet when I tell them. What's your story, anon?

>>36662843
what do you define as a cute girl

>>36664951
I don't have a story. I'm just a loser who plays vidya all day.

>>36665068
i think the average robot is just after a minimum 7/10, but i can't speak for that specific guy

5'10
Blonde, medium length hair
Pale skinned
Hazel Green eyes
Bmi is 21.5
Enjoy black metal
National Socialist

25 yo, 6'1", 145 lbs
IT in the military
anime, video games, etc.
learning Japanese and trying read more
Black

someone please love me

>>36665149
You need to go back where you came from

>>36665119
What video games do you play, qt?

>>36665160
Where did I come from?

>>36665210
A lot of rpgs and strategy games. I think you're misunderstanding me though, I'm not a homo.
Sorry if I got your hopes up anon but its recommended to assume someone is straight unless they say otherwise you know.

>>36665310
>being straight in Anno Domini 2017

Uhh, okay..

>>36665328
Being gay is for fags. I'm sorry but that's just how it is.

5'2", obese, flip, comic enthusiast, depressed, only jerks off to 2d

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>>36661058
Some Spanish QT here?

>>36663779
Maybe. The plan is to get to know someone online, fall in love, travel to them, pick them up, and go on a great adventure.

I know it's dumb. But I have to try.

>>36665354
Ever done a homo romance in one of your rpg vidya games?

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>>36661058
>6'2"
>25 yo, UK, have two apartments abroad, money income above 3k GBP/month (up to 5k, depending on my autism level that month)
>wide shoulders, nice body, face like a neandertal
>been traveling across europe for quite some time, soon spain again, asia this autumn. mostly do it to be alone but also to read more books

Not too bad but I have severe pschological problems, childhood was hard okay?

>>36665673
I am a spanish QT male no homo tho, where you live at friendo?

>>36661617
Hey which composers do you like?

Basically looking for someone to binge watch 8 out of 10 cats with and we can imitate Jimmy's laugh together

>>36667285
Madrid, but I'm not interested in males. I already had a surprise with a trap and I didn't like it. But if you want to be friends it's okay with me anon.

>>36668521
Im from madrid as well anon, only looking for friends, join my server, im there and let me know

CODE: yBpFVt5

Also, >>36667285 same, only for friendship.

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>black
>6'1
>nerd
>shut in
I have no chance, and I'm the only actual robot here

average looking, 5'10, bitter virgin
my meme indicator is INTP, I like 4chan, anime and talking about pseudointellectual things
currently not doing anything with my life, I just want to be comfy

>>36668795
6'2
skeletal wizard
no prospects in life
no hobbies
white

at least blacks attract females

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>>36669038
Who told you that? I haven't seen any

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Me:
>Yuropoor
>Student
>Don't like anime
>Play vidya all day
>Like coding
>Jealous
>Kinda clingy

Her:
>A girl
>Clingy back
>Talkative
>Plays vidya

I'm still looking ;-;

>6'1"
>College
>non-virgin
I really just want a short weeb girl to enjoy weeb things with. Plz no heavy girl. I wanna carry her around.

>>36669217
Why are you here, normie? Just for le memes

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>male
>18
>New York
>6'1 320lb
>brown hair, brown eyes, beard/chin strap
>video games
>like to get back into mtg
>politics
>anime
>play college football
>lifting

I'm not some jock Chad faggot or anything, just something I do I guess.

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>>36661058
>270lbs, 5'10", no muscle, like anime and video games
>a girl/girl (male) that won't cheat on me and shares my interests

>>36669561
>320lb
Uhh desu?

>>36661282
everything but small and obedient
i

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Me

>22y, 173cm, curly hair, green eyes, decent-ish but a babyface
>Semi fit, bike anywhere I can and lift regularly since it's the only physical exercise I enjoy
>Introvert, reclusive, stubborn, night owl, obsessive, either do something very passionately or don't do it at all, both in a good and a bad way
>Economics student, getting bachelors then masters, good in school
>Done military service
>Like anime, manga, 40k, vidya but only slightly since the industry has made me cynical, eating out (thai, chinese, italian, nepalese, indian)
>Centre-right politically
>Driving license, no car
>Like handcuffs, gags, latex, pantyhose, a switch person myself
>Tolerant, open minded and loyal yet very distrustful and paranoid about others and basically never open because of multiple related fears
>Have few good friends I've known for many many years but incapable of getting to know other people in the last 6 years despite army, high school, few years of uni and some working
>Hate social meetings like night clubs, prefer to keep to myself or meet a person or two who I already know in a closed environment like nature, someone's place or restaurant
>Alone as everyone is today drinking and partying outside during a national holiday

Her

>Someone who shares some of my interests, tolerates the rest
>Loyal, cute instead of sexy or beautiful, shorter than me, preferably a brunette or a natural redhead
>Not SJW, not fat, doesn't abuse drugs, tobacco or alcohol
>Dresses in short heels, nice jackets

Just give me some (you)s, don't care what kind

>18
>5'10''
>153Ibs
>drugaddict
>non-virgin
>bpd
>books

oh do i sound ,,like fun,,,,

>>36669592
Not everyone gets to be the QB anon...

Also size 18 shoe

>>36661058
Me
>faggot
>hv
>kissed but didn't like it (gross motherfucker)
>suicidally depressed
>anxious, near agoraphobic
>maybe sperg
>mean person
>slightly overweight, short

Ideal
>anon
>replies to this post
>"i'm your gf now faggot"
>can tell parents to fuck off about relationships

>>36661058
>lanklet nigger
>musician, does percussion and drums for orchestra and most genres of ensemble music
>wants to like anime/vidya but too busy to get into anything

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>>36661902
Gay
6'2
Brown
slightly above average penor, works well
slightly underweight
Vers and switch
Like animu and vidya

Me
>26
>6'2"
>pale
>Soft voice
>Depression
>Anxiety
>Autism
>Possible agoraphobia
>Pain slut

Her
>Funny
>Dark hair
>Sadistic as fuck
>Will bully me, but won't let other people bully me

>>36669710
What kind of drugs, anon? I like some.

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>5'5, female, skinny, 20 years old
>crazy and yandere
>bad childhood
>likes to bully others and be bullied
>smart, but not good at focusing or thinking long term, impulsive and reckless
>substance abuse problems
>wide interests, reads a lot of different subjects for fun
>likes internet and computers
>wants to study audio engineering, luthiery, music
>very into languages, anything to do with sound or the mouth

>>36661058
>skeleton
>right facing political views
>want to love others but no one loves back so it looks like i'm an autist befriending everyone i see
>in school i was the best friend everyone had, but women scared me too much so i stayed away from them
>extremely far on the ectomorph scale
>schizoid but probably not true
>like the color red and grey in combination
>brown eyes and red grey brown hair
>unfortunately, bisexual
I really hope I find someone of value to accompany me, preferably female.

>>36669877
You are a dream but I am too much of a piece of shit to ever try to even approach you

>>36669877
>>substance abuse problems
Like what?
You sound like an ideal girlfriend desu.

>>36669877
post pics

also nice digits

>>36669877
If you are a ninja I'd consider you desu

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>>36661058
>males in the thread are skimmed by with no recognition
>females like>>36669877 get 3 replies by orbiters
Why do I keep trying?

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>>36669707
>yfw nobody will read your post

dw anon I will

>>36670000
That's why you RP as a girl, retard.

>>36670000
Because you and your quads are desperate.

>>36670000
nice quads. which post was yours?

>>36670034
mine was this one
>>36669901

>>36669729
I only need one (you). Just one. Please.

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fuck it

>5'7
>english immigrant to the US
>lonely as fuck
>hate and hated by everyone here
>skinnyfat
>trying to join the navy to get the fuck out of here
>no friends whatsoever
>want to study korean language in the navy so i can be stationed there and maybe even live there one day
>that or russian or chinese, not sandnigger arabic though
>enjoys rts and grand strategy
>recovered myself from the beginnings of alcoholism and drug addiction
>finds most anime trash unless it's some good shit like PSG
>smart apparently, got a, 89 on the ASVAB (military intelligence aptitude) which is like a 90%, almost qualified for nuclear technician but 1 point too low and also colourblind
>idk what else to say

my kik is anathematic_anarchy and my discord is Arc#1560 you don't even have to be a qt gril to talk to me, i'll literally talk to anyone because i'm that alone

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me
>26 / M / EU (CZK)
>Straight
>6'0" / 183cm
>242lbs / 110kg
>software dev (compilers and such)
>blue / green eyes
>brown hair
>full beard
>into music listening (more than the regular guy)
>into anime and semi-weab
>into higher math / comp sci / comp sec
>not overly social (no clubs, etc)
>centre-right politically
>no drugs, drinks socially

qt
>loyal
>more cute than sexy
>likes to dress simple
>patient

>>36670087
you dont sound bad aside from being bisexual. how old are you?

>>36670123
turned 23 2 months ago.

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>>36670103
>English immigrant to the US
>hated by everyone
nigga how do you fuck up this bad? Americans love Britfags, girls should be lining up for your dick.

>>36670217
i'm autistic as fuck mate, idk how but they just never liked me, maybe i'm ugly

>>36669939
iktf kinda, I hate physical closeness and can be reluctant with things, I have only bad experiences with guys
>>36669944
I'm not addicted to anything since I'm careful, but I struggle not to end up an addict. I like drugs a lot, but I get dependence easily.
>>36669947
>implying I'd post my pic on 4chan of all places
>>36669901
>>36670123
bisexuality isn't unfortunate imo, I'm bisexual so if a guy was I'd probably just relate more. Anyone who dislikes you for your sexuality is shitty anyway.

>>36670241
Sounds good though, can you be my yandere gf?

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Fat, ugly, neet, I don't think this will work

>>36670233
If you're that autistic, there's probably not much help for you. If you're "ugly" and awkward then the military's your best bet. You'll get your head straight there.

>>36670241
i dislike myself for my bisexuality, i hate being a half faggot that gets off to boi puccy and female pussy and have to switcharoo whenever i get tired of one. it sucks.

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Me: 5'9", skeleton, pale

Ideal partner: Cute face, thick thighs, and MASSIVE COW TITS

Short guy, not skinny not fat, blond with green eyes and very pale skin. Into music (playing and listening) and going /out/. In university for an engineering degree so I'm sort of a STEMdrone. Would love to find a fembot into similar things.

>>36670273
how ugly are we talking here? not that itd be a dealbreaker. im just curious

>>36669794
cocaine, mdma, valium/xanax

You?

>>36670315
>tfw no qt with a snowy nose gf
location?

>>36670260
probably not since nothing works out for me, but if you post your discord I'll be happy to stalk you and search it and then possibly add you
>>36670297
it can suck, but there's no shame in it, you like what you like. self-acceptance can be difficult
>>36670315
good taste

Manuel Contreras 1983.

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Who makes these god forsaken threads, poor anons describe themselves hoping someone will reply to them time and time again. Makes me sick

>>36670296
i'd post pics but then i'd get shouted down by stickler robots screaming "REEEEEE GOT TO /ADV/ OR /SOC/ U CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>36670297
kek now that I think about it, I'm pretty glad that I'm a degenerate semi-fag, it would suck to get tired of straight porn and just keep escalating fetishes. I'm sure that's where most ponyfags and loli-pedos come from.

>average American
>eat McDonald's all the fucking time
>burger sized
>can't talk to women at all
Where the fuck do you meet women desu? Also how do you talk woman?

I don't get how I can talk to guys very easily but womans are aliens to me
>ideal grill
>no left wing bullshit at all
>no left wing bullshit ever
>not absolutely hideous or burger sized like myself
>basically any 7/10+ that isn't left wing in America
I've weeded out literally the entire female population with these requirements

I'm not even human anymore, I'm too far gone.

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>26 male Philly
>large in height and weight
>clingy
>good sense of humor
>"like a teddy bear"
>supportive
>overly nice and trusting
>too much monies
HER
>clingy and needy
>likes being spoiled
>not very active
Will drop contact info of any kind you need.

>>36670314
I'm a 4 on a good day

>>36670385
Ha, mate, if you think you'd be called Chad, you aren't ugly. No need for pictures, I have a good idea of what your real problems are. Have fun in the military, btfo some muzzies for me.

>>36670341
>probably not since nothing works out for me, but if you post your discord I'll be happy to stalk you and search it and then possibly add you
001#2221

>>36670489
im going navy so i'll btfo some nkoreans for you :)

i do hope i get a qt north korean girl that i rescue from there and bring back to the US and have her as my clingy wife for the rest of time

>>36670093
>>36669729
Damn, guys. Not even one. Fucking cold.

>>36669729
(You)
(Original you)

>>36670241
fuck can I sit in discord with you in awkward silence you sound like a dream

>>36664025
Central Europe, the Yuropoor section though

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Twenty-something male with OCD, depression, and anxiety disorder diagnoses.

I want to commit suicide, but the thought of hurting my mother and nephew is the only thing that keeps me from doing it.

I want nothing out of life and I've got no passion for anything. I obsessively do things that occupy my mind to keep me from constantly thinking about ways to kill myself.

Just got on meds in March and they're helping too. Might be on the mend?

I'm not a fan of physical touch.

Great sense of humor. Probably another huge factor in not committing suicide yet.

The government pays me for continuing to live with crippling OCD.

>>36670311
Any takers? Forgot to mention that I'm contractually obligated to be a militaryfag for 4 years out of university. Mostly just want to get used to talking to and interacting with women so I can suck less at it in real life.

>>36670327
scandiland

>>36670341
thanks man

>>36670592
what's your discord anon? we can talk

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me
>extremely antisocial
>depression anxiety etc etc
>despise just about everybody i meet
>always high on something
>borderline skele, 5'9

ideal girl
>me but as a cute girl

feels bad when you'll never meet your ideal girl because we would never want to talk to eachother if we met

>>36670977
wanna do drugs together

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>>36667558
Faure, Ravel, Scriabin, Rachmaninoff, Medtner, Chopin, Brahms, etc.

>>36670977
>tfw no scandi gf

>>36671028
Eatrandy
#2859

I wasn't kidding about awkward silence tho I have no idea how to interact with people past typing

>>36661988
R u a cutie and do you like Asian girls

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short and petite with short dark hair and brown eyes

a nigger hater and need friends or a bf pls my discord is Ash-chan#9294

u must be qt and not a scumbag

>>36671315
Are you a girl(female)?
Oroginal post

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>be burger(finn/kraut)bot
>6'6" named twiggy
>retardedly awkward
>no connection with others
>everything is superficial
>nothing is worth doing anymore
>Germany lost both world wars
>IDon'tWantToLiveOnThisTimelineAnymore.jpg

I'll probably live isolated in the forest with my dog, and then off myself when he's gone.

>>36671315
>qt and not a scumbag

Pick one.

Unkempt bastard too depressed to do a damn thing about it, will probably fail exams, drop out of Uni and kill myself
Could be pretty good if I wasn't depressed though

Me
5'8", Chinese-American
Conservative, reserved, helpful, nice, introverted, not good with people
Christian (protestant)
Enjoys video games and manga/anime
I work as a programmer

Her
Can be any height, white/latina/asian
Prefer someone slim/somewhat chubby, just not obese
Shares my interests
Sweet, kind, faithful, loving, a keeper, housewife

Flip
6'2
Bara-ish
I can act like a Chad but only when I'm near my friends

>>36661331
hey man you gay by chance?

>20
>Male
>stupidly overprotective,
>dad type
>built like a brick shithouse
>manlet because azn
>virgin
>loyal
>INTP personality type
>conservative

Just got out of a relationship where gf cheated on me

>>36671942
Maybe, maybe not.
I don't really know what I am.

5'6 halfcaste, creative, ambitious, upper middle class, right wings cynical pessimist.

>>36672652
Also INTJ and writer. Can handle conversation well.

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>>36661058
>me
slowly gaining weight from constant drinking, lazy college student, watches anime most the day, terrible untreated anxiety and can't hold a conversation
>ideal partner
cute, likes to cuddle, will watch anime and game with me, a trap is fine too

>>36671129
Ah im a fan of Rachmaninoff, Medtners and Brahms piano concertos although I'm hardly skilled enough to play any of them. Any favourite pieces?

>>36671156
my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKPe9w5bUs