/britfeel/ Arsenal BTFO edition

Fairly certain the girl from my work I've asked out on a date is autistic lads

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Milk Cat 19

>>36670682
I did, you weird little prick

>>36670706
The owner reported, obviously.

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>>36670714
Hey what's going on guys?

>>36670736
>Fairly certain the girl from my work I've asked out on a date is autistic lads
what be the signs?

>>36670736
Like aspergers autism or Julia from Sesame Street autism?

I've done nothing since i left school at 16. i got a D in everything because i didn't try or revise. I'm 19 now. wtf can i do besides wage slaving in supermarkets? pls give me advice lads

>>36670768
Hello my foreign friend. Just chatting about fucking trannies and killing dogs. The usual.

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>>36670714
>spend 30 mins on OP image
>miss end of thread
Fuck's sake lads

when did you guys realise you're the one holding yourself back

>>36670769
We were talking and she was going on about how her mum never let her draw on her drive with chalk but she saw we have some reduced big bits of chalk from easter that she's going to buy and use to draw on her drive tonight

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>tfw the house has been silent since I shouted at dad

>>36670736
i worked with one - she was right off it

>>36670800
This one should be done in a few hours so you can use that for comfy nighttime.

>>36670769
>>36670736

>Aspergers girl used as free labour in my office ("getting her ready for paid work")
>she regularly compliments me on what I'm wearing/how I look

makes me nervous lads

>>36670792
You can lie about your results and get a better job. Employers never want to see GCSEs

>>36670808
Ugh is she one of those unbearable happy quirky pixie girls?

>>36670792
Retake your GCSEs

>>36670806
I'm not holding myself back

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>>36670800
welcome to the life of an OP image lad

although its for the best, this is a piss poor effort

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/how-autistic-are-you

What you get lads?

I scored less autistic than the average person and yet I'm sitting here on Saturday on 4chan instead of having sex with my gf imagine that

>>36670800
it's shit. FUCKING FULL OF FORCED MEMES.

WHY THE FUCK HAS THIS THREAD BEEN NOTHING BUT FORCED MEMES AND PERSONALITEIS FOR FUCKING 5 MONTHS NOEW FUICK SAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGFFASJIOFH[DDFF

>>36670865
Its Sunday you sperg

>>36670865
gay(closeted) and autistic aren't the same thing

>>36670883
>millhouse, relevant because of the recent digits event
>one avatar fag
>forced

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>>36670883
It was all me. I started browsing britfeel 5 months ago. Your day will soon be over bongs.

X

>>36670865
I'm not taking it because self-diagnosing is gay

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>>36670839
I didn't think so lad, she looked like a Stacy when I first got to know her

Maybe it explains why she's willing to go on a date with me

>>36670865
2, less autistic than average

>>36670922
That her? Not bad, looks like she'd be fun in bed.

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Eat egg fried dog

cannot find an answer anywhere on the net so I#ll ask here
it's a long shot, but;

does the fender jaguar (the bendy rock band guitar) for the PS4 work with PS3 games?

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>>36670714
White women are HYPED edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36670757
Nobody is going to stand there while you attack their dog, you weirdo. Even the most mild of people would wrap the chain around your head. Does lying on the internet get you off or something?

>>36670883
I miss the old Brifeel, straight from the feels Brifeel
Shop at the offie Brifeel, eating the ramyun Brifeel
I hate the new Brifeel, the bad memes Brifeel
The always forced Brifeel, Poles in the court Brifeel

>>36670913

Are you going to hurry up? You've been saying britfeel will be doomed for months now

10/10 lad I heartedly chuckled

>>36671000

She was just stood their screaming for most of the time, it was over in seconds anyway so there wasn't must anyone could have done.

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>>36671004
I got that original reference

>>36670845
oh just me then

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kele cha

>>36670971
Heard some white women talking about this on the 14.48 train to London Bridge via East Dulwich

>>36671041
why did the dog bite you?

>>36670964
kek first xi to make me laugh

Wo juede zhongguo ren hen piaoliang

>>36670967
no there's no dongle
it uses bluetooth
it's a shitty guitar tho m8, the original strat is still the best

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>>>/ck/8872795
nice thread

>>36671064

It's a dog, that's just what they do, not all the time obviously, but about 9 postmen are bitten a day, and none of them are provoking the dog. God knows how many are bitten a day overall.

I was just walking down the path in this small park area, and it just ran up to me and started biting.

>>36671041
>mfw Jeffrey Dahmer posts in /britfeel/

>>36671148
Small price to pay for doggos, postmen are scum anyway

>>36670792
Either pay to do your A-Levels (you dont need the grades if you're over 19 and pay for them) or do an Access Course to go Uni
Don't waste your time trying to get an apprenticeship, if you're 19+ you won't get one and there's a lot of competition.

>>36671142
What's this cat plotting? What's his endgame?

>>36671177

Why are postmen scum?

>>36671164
top kek

origino

I HATE YOU PLEYBOO YOU FUCKNG NORMIE ROBOT POSER

>>36670964

I had dogmeat when I was in Henan. It wasn't nice and made me sick, but that was probably the shit oil rather than the dogmeat itself

>>36670865
I got 6

my sister has diagnosed assburger and she reckons my dad does

>>36670865
I got 7
uh oh

>>36671213
I bet you're not even a virgin, cis scum

go to the doctors because acne
get given pills
Take pills while continuing skin care routine

acne starts to get better
then gets worse


please

My niece asked if I had chicken pox, it crushed me

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krillinlad needs to post more tbqhwy lads. the rest of the anime fags use gay anime pics. krillin is a bad man and his face needs to appear more in brit feel to facilitate the use of strong male avatar pics.

>>36671248

Are you a virgin? I'm not

>>36671253
What pills? I bought some accutane from the DW. Got better but then I ran out and went right back to shit again. Ordered more now.

>>36671197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgIkfetsnVI

>that trans girl/boy/whatever talking about a photoshoot she did today when she was naked in a fishermans net
just show me the pics ffs

>>36671302
Tell her you are good with photoshop

then send them back to her printed out covered in cum stains

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>>36670792
same but I'm 24 in two months and not good enough at basic subjects to pass A Level. Don't want to waste my time doing some useless subject at a shit uni either

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>>36671248
reminder that this poll was taken at 3am on a saturday night, objectively the least possible normie posting hours

>>36671326
you can do a btech you know lad. i got d's and e's in high school and i managed to do a btech, and go on to uni. btechs are easy as fuck

>>36670865
I got a 6 and I'm a diagnosed spastic

>>36671323
Nah she does all that herself. Hopefully she's in a sharing mood later. Already said 'thank you <3 xxx :p etc' after I said she's a pretty boy so I'm hopeful.

Meant to go to church today with the wife.

Instead got into a fight with her, telling her religion is bullshit and I can no longer live a lie. Now she wants to leave me.

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Can't decide whether I should play Diddy Kong Racing, Warcraft 3 or watch some late 1990s wrasslin.

No one here is actually a virgin right guys?

>>36671389
Play Diddy Kong Racing, put wrestling on in the background

>>36671387

Seems too baity, I doubt she'd want a divorce over something so trivial

>>36671389
>Diddy Kong Racing
Least autistic option

>>36671418
My sisters mock me for wanting "background noise" it's not weird, right?

>>36671392
no. they are just baiting when they go on about being virgins or under age. there is no way someone can be a virgin in this country. all you have to do is go on tinder or go clubbing

>>36670865
i got 0. i guess i'm not autistic but i do have some sort of mental illness because i can barely talk to people or go out irl

>>36671389
Play Warcraft 3 obv

>>36671441
its called anxiety lad

>>36671431
i'm too anxious to go on tinder or clubbing. henceforth i'm a virgin

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Post Chinese memes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_memes_in_China

>>36671272
Lymecycline capsules
said they take a couple of weeks to work (which was true)

will most likely go back to the gp when I almost finished them

>>36671431
This. The hardest part is getting past the bouncers, after that you get a complimentary gf with your first drink

>>36671475
you are not a real person, you dont count.

Had a funny thing happen at the pub last night

>At pub
>There's a group of old guys up there who I get on alright with
>They're all quite openly discuss things that would be considered racist like calling black people niggers and gollywogs
>They openly call blacks gollywogs which is pretty funny
>There's a Jewish guy in the group
>He goes to pay for his pint and is searching through his wallet for his change
>One of the other guys says "Oh no, is he taking all your shekels Goldstein?"
>Everyone laughs
>Jew guy laughs a bit aswell but just laughs it off cause he knows it's just a bit of banter

Pubs in small villages are comfy as fuck, everyone knows each other and they're more open about hating foreigners, shits pretty comfy

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>>36671482
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_memes_in_China
I would rather cry in a BMW

Pubes stuck on my eyeball again ffs

>>36671392
I'm a virgin, sucks but I made my peace with being alone forever so I don't even try now

>>36671475
Are you even a real person?

Is starving yourself to death the GOAT method suicide? You just slowly disintegrate while laughing

>>36671565
How many times have you gone to a
student/young pub,club or house party?

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>>36671540
Then did they put the Jew in the oven afterwards?

>>36671429
>it's not weird, right
not if you have autism

>saw 4 white women with black boyfriends today
>saw 1 black women with a white boyfriend

>>36671628
>oh the joys of being a black man in a southern england town

>>36671579
what's that supposed to mean lad?

>>36671607
Go up my local pub every Friday, sometimes a Saturday sometimes a Wednesday aswell

I mainly go to talk to the old fellas

I've never been to a young pub/student pub or a house party

>>36671540
>Pubs in small villages are comfy as fuck, everyone knows each other and they're more open about hating foreigners, shits pretty comfy
Have a great time when visiting my parents in their 100% white village.

>>36671431
>there is no way someone can be a virgin in this country. all you have to do is go on tinder or go clubbing

I dunno about that mate. I lost my virginity at 14 because it was easy as fuck to get laid in school, just take girl to bedroom at house party. But I never understood the clubbing thing so after school I didn't get laid from ages 16-19 until I got my who I met on the internet lol.

Since I have been with my gf I have had literal sluts ask me to back to their place for sex but if I were to go out actively seeking to get laid I wouldn't know where to begin.

>>36671654
>100% white village.
That sounds fucking grim lad, how do you get a cheeky kebab after getting sloshed with the lads?

>>36671654
Yeah, my village is 100% white as far as I know, haven't seen a non white since I've been here about 15+ years

>>36671628
Don't worry mate, free helicopter rides for all racemixers soon.

Noticed a nail in the tyre of my motor when I was changing the brake pads. Got a pair of needle nosed pliers and pulled it out.

Several hours late the tyre is still inflated. Great success lads, great success.

>>36671675
I live in the middle of nowhere, there's only 3 pubs and a corner shop that's never got anything good and shuts at 5pm

>>36671675
>how do you get a cheeky kebab after getting sloshed with the lads?
Guess you just don't?
I mean I have Turkish ocakbasi kebabs on my doorstep in Londinium so it makes a nice change to visit them

>>36671701
Bloody hell lad, I imagine they shut on bank holidays and sundays as well because they're owned by whites instead of pakis

>>36671721
Yep, it sucks but I can always order some from the city (it's a town that got city status)

>>36671628
White women prefer black men. Everywhere you go this is the case, there are more white women with mixed race children than there are with white children

>>36671653
you must be going to old men clubs. women only go to them to take advantage of old fellas and get free drink

if you went to a student pub, you would be drowning in pussy. girls can tell when a guy is a pussy and they love virgins because it makes them feel special to be a guys first.

>>36671672
you just didnt know lad. just look at how wild girls are when they know you have a gf, they are kinda like that at clubs. why do you think normies are getting so much sex? its no secret lad

>105 year old woman wants a fireman for her birthday
>gets a lethal dose of morphine instead

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I got a tinder match and I'm almost certainly going to be going round tonight, I've told her my name is Elliot, so that he can have one on me

>>36671784
is right lad. ive got about 5 matches i havent redeemed yet. im waiting until i have some more freetime and then im gonna get myself some shags

cant wait

>>36671774
kek what a crock of shit

>>36670865
I got 9.
But I think I might have exaggerated slightly on the sensory section.

Pakis are a necessary evil in todays society

Do you agree with this statemen?

>>36671823
stop baiting. you are just trying to get all the pussy for yourseld, you normie scum. let the rest of the lads have a turn.

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>>36671784
>I've told her my name is Elliot, so that he can have one on me

I have done this before too, kek.

>>36671846
I have to agree I'm too dependant on corner shops and takeaways

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Anyone got any plans for their May Day?

- Kev x

I'm about to go to the Chinkys, and I'm only going to get a portion of chips

>>36670865
I got a five
Thought the question were a bit poor as some would depend of life experiences and a just dont give a shit about most things that people do

>>36671886
Did you win last night kev?

>>36671628
Once saw an interracial couple, a few weeks later the women was alone with a black eye.

The meme is true

>>36671886
I'm going to start may by ending May.

>>36671894
but for an extra 80p you can get curry and fried rice lad

>>36671917

They don't do that at mine, rice is an extra 1.80

>>36671899
I especially liked the crisp question

>>36671917
Would love a half and half with curry sauce right about now.
They don't do it everywhere though.

>>36671949

CYMRAEG DETECTED

>>36671939
Bloody 'ell, this country is going to the dogs

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>>36671908
Of course I did lad. Gotta keep that BWE Heavyweight championship belt.

- Kev x

>>36671992
Based. Would genuinely be up for a /britfeel/ meet up to watch the sexy one wrestle.

>Shop near me burnt down the other day
>It was e cigs again

Why are these things so dangerous?

/fitfeel/ where the fuck are you lads?

c25k lad, how's progress?
other fellas, what activity have you put in this week?

> 2x 5k, both just over 30m (and improving!)
> 2x 2k on elliptical just to finish off the water bottle
> daily: 3x10 diamond pushups

>>36672014
As would I. I won't be able to make the June event myself but if anything happens for a later one then I'd be up for it.

>>36672048
Eating a KFC bucket and playing video games right now

>>36671846
For the Jewish banking elite and our current financial system which is completely reliant on housing bubbles, as well as our modern consumerist lifestyles, then yes, we need as much mass immigration as possible. I say this as someone who is full 1488.

>>36671943
I dont eat crisps occasionally have one in pub or whenever somone offers me one and end up regretting just taste weird and so dry and hard and bitty and what is with the taste?

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Blimey Kev you shagging that bit of stuff on the right here?

>>36672084
>taking your kids to see a man literally called Sexy Kev have homoerotic wrestling with other men

>>36672048
>/fitfeel/ where the fuck are you lads?
I didnt work out for a week but have the last couple of days. Hard to stay motivated but if I'm seeing this girl next month that should keep me focused.

>>36672079
>i dont like crisps

are you a paki?

>>36672048
looking at shit on web
kettle on for brew
off to town to get pissed in a bit

>>36672084
hahahha yes kev lad. i hope he is shagging that tidy bird, she look like she loved it up the bum

>>36671979
Hah, almost. I picked up the habit in Cardiff's infamous 'Chip Alley'.

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>this is what a britfeel meet up would look like

>>36672123
Do you want to take a step out side m8

Pakis eat crisps

>>36672171
>girls

You're a bit optimistic lad

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>>36672084
You know it.
Less posting pics of others kids though please. I get they are already public but lets not post them here.

- Kev. x

>>36672208
The only attractive one is a wrestler.

>>36672202
>Do you want to take a step out side m8

id have ya while one of my hands is stick in ya mums minge

>Pakis eat crisps

nah, they prefer popadoms and a bit of curry on the side

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>>36672217
s-sorry Kev. I'll post a pic of your most recent foe instead.

>>366707614
Bigger apart better bargaining chips never2next toeach other. weebes are pre-human

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>>36672217
sexy kev actually posts here

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>>36672273
Foeposting is a-okay.
I'll post another wrestler you lads will enjoy.

- Kev x

I said to myself when i turned 19 that i wouldn't turn 20 a virgin. i'm 20 next month and i haven't gotten any closer to losing it

>>36672304
is that pakispoos dad?

They have church at night, too.

>>36672321
You're over 18, rent an escort for an hour if it means that much to you

>>36672326
Turned to wrestling to avenge what he thinks is Kev turning his son into a giant batty boy.

>>36672304
Holy fuck. Old school evil foreigner gimmick. Love it.

Is this actually sexy kev who posts here?

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>>36671894

Got my chinky chips lads

>>36672360
that doesn't count. i'd rather lose it to a fat drunk slag then a prozzie because at least she would want to fuck me on her own accord.

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Another great wrestler right here. Kev can't compete.

>>36672304
Looks like a brown skinned Peter Serafinowicz

Lads, I come to britfeel to escape this sort of faggotry. No more half naked men please.
Kev started out as a cute meme, stop ruining it.

>>36672121
>>36672139

Fucking disappointment lads.
Fucking disappointment.

You've let me down, the thread down, and you've let Sexy Kev down.

>>36672428
That's a retarded principle to hold. Surely a pretty professional is better than a fat drunk slag.

But if that's what you care about then so be it. Enjoy being upset about turning 20 as a virgin I guess

has Kev ever posted proof that he's the real deal?

>>36672452
>complains about faggotry
>goes on to called Kev cute.

Go to /hr/ if you want your women.

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>>36672321

This is how Elliot spent his last week as a 19 year old virgin

"On one of my very last days as a teenager, as I was sitting at my usual place at the food court outside Domino's, I saw a sight that shattered my heart to pieces. A tall, blonde, jock-type guy walked into one of the restaurants, and at his side was one of the sexiest girls I had ever seen. She too was tall and blonde. They were both taller than me, and they kissed each other passionately. They made me feel so inferior and worthless and small. I glared at them with intense hatred as I sat by myself in my lonely misery. I could never have a girl like that. The sight was burned into my memory, and it caused a scar that will haunt me forever. When they walked away, I followed them in my car for a few minutes, and when they entered a less inhabited area I opened my window and splashed my iced tea all over them!"

>>36672501
I think it's just a bit of fun mate.

>>36672519
How tall was Elliot? It seems like every girl he mentioned was taller than him.

give me one good reason to get a gf

>>36672563

He was 5'9 apparently

>>36672452
>comes to /britfeel/ to escape faggotry

that's your own fault mate

>>36672577

More frequent sex than not having a gf

>>36672563
i think he was 5 ft 8 or 9. im about the same height as him and quite a lot of girls are taller than me when they are wearing heels. i dont really care though, height barely matters. i know fellas that are 5 ft 6/7 and they have went out with stunning girls. ive fucked 8s that where taller than me when they had heels on. looks and personality matter more.

eliot was a faggot

>>36672604
what if i dont care about sex though

>inb4 sour grapes

>>36672397
Seen as he didnt want those pics posted I think it might be

>>36672624
Well give me one good reason I should convince you to get a gf?

>>36672641

We have a winner here

>>36672641
help me help you

>>36672636
It's probably just shipanon since he's the only one who puts effort into these things.

>>36672664

It's not me, I never post faggy stuff.

>>36672664
Nah, Shipanon is a different anon to Kev. Came up a while back.

>>36672519
Elliot is like a cartoon villain

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I feel like britfeel needs it's own forced meme election.
National Sophie Party has the following policy on Kevins

>>36672704
no idea who this even is

>>36670865
7 really fucked up on the social section

Well, I am going to see Guardians 2 tomorrow. See if I can pick up a reduced Easter Egg at the market, good way to spend a BH.

I went to chirch for the first time in years but left halfway through (church is 3 hours for me). Easing it in.

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>>36672704
Under 30 seconds in photoshop.

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>>36672704

Harold Shipman will be standing as an independant candidate in Hyde for the general election

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>>36672704
A vote for truck boys is a vote for fresh buds

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>>36672741
Impressive, but Kevins will be a repressed minority by the end of this election. Mark my words.
>>36672747
A worthy opponent.
>>36672789

Lads, party names please.

>>36672704
>>36672741
>tfw you'll never be the middle of a sophie kev sandwich

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>>36672704

Vote Communist Party of Zhongguo

>>36670971

some dead looking white girls crawled out of my TV this morning and they wouldnt shutup about this ffs

Whats a random message to send to a girl you know that might give her the horn and start a conversation that might lead to her getting the horn?

>>36672789
the truckboys have my complete support

>>36672862

tell her about goodfellas

>>36672747
hate to tell you but he gave himself a lethal dose

>>36672862
Eh baby u wan sum fuk

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Autistic question here: is tipping the pizza delivery guy an expected thing in the UK? Literally never ordered a pizza before and thinking about ordering one online since there's no fucking food in my house right now. I'm worried the delivery guy is going to stand there waiting for something after I take the pizza.

>>36672811
>Lads, party names please.

Harold Shipman (Euthanasia Rights Party)

>>36672896
If its a well known franchise I don't tip but if its a local I give the driver like a quid

>>36672519

Seriously question - was Mr. Rogers at all aware of the existence of internet porn?

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>>36672811
The Sexy Party - Vote Kev and be blessed with repeating digits and sexiness.

I see I can already count on your vote

>>36672896
You will not be expected to tip. Pay by card, take your pizza and then close the door. It's fine

>>36672811

We should have an all out first round election, then the two highest candidates go through to a runoff

Maybe hold first round from 9:00pm-10:00 and the Runoff election from 10:30 to midnight

So far

Sophie (National Sophie Party)
Sexy Kev (party name TBA)
Harold Shipman (Euthanasia Rights Party)
Truck boys (party name TBA)
Xi Jinping (Communist Party of China)

>>36672422
>chips
>from a chinky

You sir are like a base animal and I want nothing at all to do with you. Good day to you sir.

>>36672896
Only tip if you feel like it
its not required
we pay our workers
if your house is a bitch to get to pay tip
or if u put the guy through a struggle
or if hes a cool dude
otherwise no tip
also dont force the fuckers to give you change thats cancer

>>36672965

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Sophie (National Sophie Party)
Sexy Kev (Sexy Party)
Harold Shipman (Euthanasia Rights Party)
Truck boys (party name TBA)
Xi Jinping (Communist Party of China)

Truck boys, name of party?

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>>36672965
I like some of the National Sophie Party's policies but I'm concerned about her dislike of waifu posters. I need to find one that has a good balance for me.

Also post waifus

>>36673001

Sexy kev is a fag, he probably likes waifu posters

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>>36672965
Seems good, making a shitty ballot paper in paint for people to X
>>36673001
Willing to go into negotiations for some sort of 2D - 3D alliance. Give me terms, lad.

>mum owes me 400 quid
>tells me today she just booked a holiday for 1200

guess im just never getting that fucking money then

>>36673027

We should do a strawpoll for the count though

Why is pc gaming such a meme lads?

>Have a 350 quid graphics card
>Can't run game from 2011 on higher than 30fps

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>>36672991
truck boys party of course

>>36673027
A mutual understanding between 2d waifu posters and 3d waifu posters would be beneficial for both of us. As long as we have separate calls that don't overlap then we shall be able to live in hippy tier harmony

>>36673039
Why did you loan her 400 quid and why did you expect you fucking mum to pay you back? Are you charging her interest too?

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>>36671345
>>36671345
what the fuck is a btec though, do I have to pay? where do I find them?

I don't want to go to uni really, its largely a waste of time unless your doing a worthwhile subject at a good enough uni

>>36672048
Haven't ran for a couple of days but im eating an apple right now

>>36672422
look a bit undercooked lad

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>When asked if gay sex was a sin Theressa May answered "No"

The leader of the """"so called"""" """"conservative""""" party lads

Erectile difficulties anon here again. I messed up on the train times so I can't go to gf's tonight. She's pissed off at me because she says she only came home tonight to see me. I've been out and bought flowers and am currently cooking bacon so I can take her the bacon and flowers on the first train in the morning and hopefully she'll be OK.

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>>36673060
Ok lad, we need to christen this new undrstanding with a new party name.

>>36673067
i was helping to pay for various debts, she said shed pay me back

>>36673055


Adding Truck boys
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Sophie (National Sophie Party)
Sexy Kev (Sexy Party)
Harold Shipman (Euthanasia Rights Party)
Truck boys (Truck boys Party)
Xi Jinping (Communist Party of China)

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Strawpoll will open at 9pm, any more names, submit nominations quickly!

>>36673093
The National Coalition of Waifu Posters?

>Needing to lend parents money

Lol

My parents would rather die that ask me for money. Imagine the fucking shame.

>>36673080
She's a vicar's daughter anon. It must be true, she has a direct line to the big man upstairs

>>36673080
The conservative but we're actually socially equivalent to a left wing party ten years ago party

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If you elect me, I promise a swift and painless death, on demand, for any robot that wishes to an hero.

I even offer a free will writing service

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>>36673053
>spend over a grand on a PC
>have 1000 games in my steam library
>only usually play Spelunky and BF1
>would rather play games on my Switch or Wii U

>>36673113
SeemsGood lad

>>36673113
>The National Coalition of Waifu Posters?

Accepted, now you have to name a single candidate to represent you in the election

>>36673053
>he fell for the meme

ENJOYING YOUR FORCED INSTALLS AND CONSTANT CRASHES JEJEJEJEJEJEJ

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>>36673141
>>36673110
I'm liking the Euthanasia Rights Partys proposals the most so far

>some cunt makes a JUST thread about forest on /sp/

thats the day ruined lads

>>36673168
I recommend Sophie who has been fronting this party for many years now.

>>36673141
I'm leaning towards voting for this lads.

>>36673053
What is your GPU and what is your CPU?

>>36673189

She is already the candidate for the National Sophie party

>>36673141

fuck it, I'm in. Field a candidate in Sheffield Central

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>>36673187
they've been bullying leeds too for dropping out of the playoffs

>>36673213
We just unified our parties, you numpty

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>>36673110
I would like to nominate Milk Cat

>>36673207
Intel i5 4Ghz and Radeon 290x

>>36673213
>>36673189

Oh I see, she has changed parties, OK

Sophie (National Coalition of Waifu Posters)
Sexy Kev (Sexy Party)
Harold Shipman (Euthanasia Rights Party)
Truck boys (Truck boys Party)
Xi Jinping (Communist Party of China)

>>36673222
>tfw no more making the whole world stop and watch us foul each other as great european superclubs

>>36673232
You fucking waste, lad

>>36673230

Name of party?

bloxzoxoxo

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>>36673110
Reliant Robin Nationalist Party

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>>36673245
one day we'll rise again lad, fuck these plastic money clubs at the top

>>36673282
o-one day c-cloughie's ghost and revie's ghost will save us

r-right..?

>>36673222
>>36673245
>>36673282
Leeds might be the biggest JUST club in football history

>>36673277
>>36673230


Sophie (National Coalition of Waifu Posters)
Sexy Kev (Sexy Party)
Harold Shipman (Euthanasia Rights Party)
Truck boys (Truck boys Party)
Xi Jinping (Communist Party of China)
Milk Cat (party TBA)
Reliant Robin (Nationalist Party)

>>36673241
I would like to include the /Goodfellas/ Mandem

The white women need someone to vote for

>>36673272
Calcium awareness party

>>36673332

Sophie (National Coalition of Waifu Posters)
Sexy Kev (Sexy Party)
Harold Shipman (Euthanasia Rights Party)
Truck boys (Truck boys Party)
Xi Jinping (Communist Party of China)
Milk Cat (party TBA)
Reliant Robin (Nationalist Party
Andrew Prince (Goodfellas)

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can upside-down cock and balls paki run for prime minister of /britfeel/?

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>tfw you look at your internet tabs after fapping
>15+ fully gay videos
>told myself I'd stop doing this because I'm not gay and its just a meme
>regressed fully again

>>36673313
funnily enough, Nigel Cloughs burton albion beat us and fucked up our playoff push

>>36673314
tell me about it

>tfw your lgf starts to get nasty with you

Nothing worse desu. So many conflicted feelings.

>>36673371
his father would be proud

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Making this image is getting exhausting tbqh lads

3manyparties5me

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>Drug addict friend who spends the majority of his time going to club events (which I hate) has invited me out to the theatre to see a court room drama.

What's his end game?

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A vote for me is a vote to ensure dubs, sexiness and continued comfy /britfeel/s for the future.
We will work with other memes to ensure the brightest and the best memes get out there to benefit both /britfeel/ and the OP image.

- Kev x

>>36673417

he has finally ascended anon

>>36673277
Is Reliant Robin lad wearing nike air max 95?

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Vote for The National Coalition of Waifu Posters for a Brighter Future

>>36673414

Good work lad, I've made the strawpoll, will post at 9

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>>36673440
I'm coming for you, Kev

Fat Teddy

As a member of the LGBTP community, I want to know which party has my best interests at heart.

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>>36673514
Tories

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>>36673514
Kev.

He has the best interests of everyone at heart. A uncomfy thread is a unhappy Kev. He goes out of his way to make people feel as comfy as he can.

>>36673491
French system with a two party run-off at the end was a good call. We should have a debate/speech after the 9 - 10.30 ends.

>>36673440
I appreciate the effort behing this post

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>>36673514
*runs over poofter*

>>36673514
join the len harem cult instead

>>36673576
I'm not a woofter, m8

I select only the most feminine qts

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>>36673574
Thank you lad.

- Kev x

>>36673512
>Not even a Fat Teddy party
>Thinks he can take the reigning BWE Champ

Kek teddy.

I hereby call for the Sexy Party, Communist Party of China and Truck Boys Party to stand aside in key marginal seats to allow the Euthanasia Rights Party a clear run. We can't let the waifu posters win, lads.

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I would like to add a last minute entry

Thinking about becoming an anorexic because im sick of being so doughy and overweight

im doing media at college but im bored of it lads, im 18 is it a good idea to drop out?

i have 1 gcse and its a c

>>36673644

There will be a runoff election anyway

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as an american is it wrong to think that the british country side is hella comfy?

>>36673644
I say the two winners for the runoff can form coalitions for the final.

BRITFEEL GENERAL ELECTION

POLLS OPEN

http://www.strawpoll.me/12866469

>>36673682
Not at all. The countryside is one of the best parts of the UK. It impresses pretty much everyone I've shown it too.
That said, I've started to appreciate the wide range of countryside you have over in America. Not all of it is great but some really excellent parts to be found.

>>36673661
not worth it m8 its better to be a fatty than a skeleton


unless you are a grill

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>>36673732
Karen is voting. Are you?

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>>36673027
Sorry we don't negotiate with the 3rd dimension

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*truck boys pull up*
*threaten to pull down your pants unless you vote truck boys party*

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MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD

http://www.strawpoll.me/12866469

>>36673732
Cant decide between Kev and Based Shippers. When do polls close?

vote shipman for free govment morphine handouts

>>36673807
10.30 I think, where the two most popular candidates go off to a second poll

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>>36673732
>>36673801
vote shipman lads, he has our best interests at heart

>>36673807
If I'm correct Kev poster is also Corrie poster who was part of the Hillman/Shipman truce. A vote for either is fine.

>>36673855

if this is true its perfect, i was undecided between Kev and Shippy

>>36673222
its on if we win 16-0 though lad

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>the communists can't even force their people at gun point to vote for Xi

>>36673749
Im a chubby mtf degenerate

>>36673807
>When do polls close?

10:00

Polls for the second round open at 10:30

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>>36673901
Rather they just start planning for next season already, get monk/clotet/beats signed up and actually make some meaningful signings and push for autos

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>>36673790
Please, brother. It is for the good of us all

>>36673836

I wont be here at 10:30 so im voting early for Sexy Kev, someone make a note of it please

>>36673923
be my chubby mtf gf

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This feels more tense than referendum night, and we're only 7 minutes in, probably 9 by the time I've filled in the captcha

>>36673958
Already the 2D/3D partnership is showing cracks.
You 2D fellas should look to the other parties to see who will actually treat you with respect.

>>36673958
I for one believed that 2D is strong and we could have stood without the 3DPD

>>36673966
>66
Says he will vote for Kev.

It was just destiny.

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dogs a cute
CUTE

>>36674000
There are no cracks in our coalition. This is for the greater good
>>36674010
We are many but we are also complacent. A coalition has ensured a greater victory.

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>tfw daddy doesn't want to watch drive with me tonight

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>>36673001
>tfw Gook moot didn't actually steal my bitcoins
test

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Vote Reliant Robin, lads.

Let's run over the Pakis

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>9 votes for waifu party
>there isn't even that many waifu posters

I smell vote rigging lads

I'm pretty stoned, but struggling to hack through a bowl of wholewheat fusili.

Surely there's something dodgy going on here?
Either way, you lads of little means, stock up on wholewheat pastas. I reckon Tesco has a deal on.

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>>36674054
I watched Drive with my dad. He didn't get it.

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Kev here, would be more than happy to, and love to form a new strong /britfeel/ coalition with the Euthanasia Rights Party. Let's take this truce further than the streets of Manchester.

- Kev x

>>36673955
i'd like to believe it lad i really would but we'll sell everyone

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>>36674082
Waifu posters are prosperous, just one of the many benefits of not falling for roasties

>>36674094
It's Brexit all over again mate, silent majority

>>36674094
Glad I wasn't the only one with that thought.

>>36674125
this would be good as I admire your positivity yet want the lethal dose harold is promising

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>>36674158
>>36674094
FAKE NEWS LADS

>>36674082
surprisingly worthwhile purchase

Cant decide if I should order a cheeky 20 draw of weed lads.

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The calcium awareness party would like to stand down and instead show our support for the sexy party. We believe that sexy kev represents our party values and likes milk.

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BREAKING NEWS, Press conference called outside Market Street Surgery, Hyde for 9:20pm, Dr Shipman expected to make an announcement imminently

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>>36674082
>>36674192
>he fell for the (((4chan pass)))
>doesn't know gookmoot makes profit from selling all our data anyway

fuck sake lads, phoned Nationwide to ask where my new bank card has got to, and according to them, it still hasn't been dispatched, a week after I ordered it from the branch. My laundry card at uni also urgently needs topping up and I'm gonna have to venture into town and withdraw some emergency cash and go to a laundrette at this rate. How do I use a laundrette?

>>36674094
9 votes for Kev yet I have not seen that many supporters for him. I am sensing severe manipulation