>tfw too socially anxious to get a hair cut

>>36702132
At least I know I'm not alone. The last time I went for a hair cut the woman doing it kept trying to talk to me, she got one word answers at best.

buy a machine and DIY

I use 21mm setting, it's short but not too short

I just hate knowing that for the next few weeks, every time I see a person I know, they're going to say "You got a haircut!", as if it's even slightly interesting.

I cut it myself

I get my barber to trim my pubes

>>36702532
>yeah, was about time

>>36702488
>has left house

NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36702566
I used to get that done before Penis Inspection Day. That's how I always got A's.

>>36702488
In my experience they usually get the message that you're socially retarded within a minute or so.

>>36702566
I also get him to wax my nipples

>>36702685
I start off by punching myself in the side of the head whilst autistically screeching. They know after that.

Hi I'm a normie, how does this website work?

Thank you,
Jim tuggings

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>>36702132
>The year of 2017
>Not cutting your own hair

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>>36702697
I got him to stick his electric razor up my ass and give me a hand job

my mom wont give me a buzz cut

apparently my hair is too nice for it

>>36702748
posting a message here puts you on to the FBI watchlist

>can't go with mom because I'm a grown man and it's embarrassing
>can't go without mom because I don't know what to say

>>36702854
> walk into barbershop
> "little bit off the top, mike"
> sit in open chair
> wait for him to start snipping away as he whistles old jazz standards
> leave feeling refreshed and a little lighter (barber shops are a natural save point IRL)

I used to be too anxious too
Now I always go in a turkish barber, he's a cool lad and he avoids talking too much.

>>36702803
I get him to blow his snotters directly out of his nose and into my mouth

>>36702685
This one didn't, she kept trying.

>walk into barbers
>hear the buzzing
>smell the chopped hair
>see it fall to the floor
>instantly drop to my knees and begin to lick it all up furiously
>take my seat and wait patiently for my turn
>finally my go, I get up and sit in the chair
>there is a dildo in the chair that penetrates my asshole
>unexpected, the pain is unbearable, I throw up and ejaculate everywhere
>he starts to shave my head
> the vibrating buzzing feels so good
> insta boner
> cum so hard my dick breaks
>look upwards , realise it was my dad cutting my hair the whole time
>oh no . www
> how will I explain this

What do I do?