Walk in to your sisters house, see this what do

check to see if there's any more shock top in the fridge. that shit is bomb

Grab my gun and shoot the intruder

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>free pussy
but at what cost

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>>36762881
mah nigga, esp the orange one

>>36762861
Lick all the yummi semen out of her

>>36762861
get some free pussy

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i wonder how many chads fucked her that night

>>36762861
Laugh at all the condoms. What kind of faggot uses a condom?

Haha take a pic and post it here on b/ of course haha!

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>>36763109
it's even more hilarious when Americans do it, because their dicks are already mutilated and inhibited.

>>36762861
Wake up covered in semen with bottle in your snatch... Time to evaluate your life choices, sis.

>perfect brand placement
>brand ambassador doesnt even wait until there are a few comments, immediately responds >>36762881

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>>36762861
>Free pussy
>"Free"
Wrong, nothing is free.

>>36762861
Impossible. I would not go to my sister's house. Also I don't know if she was a whore or not, but she has a daughter now, so she would not behave like this.

I would start criticizing her choice of beer. Shock top? WTF?

>>36763049
I've been at parties where girls pass out like this and it's usually the weirdos. The girl or girls are not used to partying and accidentally get fucked up on something like jello shots. They were trying to keep up and look really cool since they don't go out much by doing the most of whatever. Then there's some weirdos there and they all sit waiting for everyone to leave.

>>36762861
Start cleaning up, because I'm a good brother

And I'd look for a coat hanger, because I'm a good brother

I want to dump that cum in the condoms into her ass then eat it out of her

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>Clean her up
>put her on the nearest bed.
>Go to sleep on the floor.
>Wake up at 6
>Make some coffee
>Wait for her to wake up.
>Ask if she wants to call her fiance.

Not again.

>>36762861
Ask how much for anal

>>36764394
You forgot to give her eggs.

>I magically get a sister
>she has her own house

might as well keep the fuck train going since it would have to be a dream.

>>36762909
Fugn lolled my contemporary.