Does anyone here have a criminal record? How shitty is your life?

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Yeah, I'm criminally good looking

>>36762572
I stole a pencil in the third grade

I don't have a criminal record but I was investigated for two federal crimes one of them violent.

I'm white though so I was never charged.

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>>36762572
No criminal record but ended up being investigated for murder then a search warrant got issued, my apartment is swatted and searched for any suspicious stuff.

All because some retarded whore called the cops on me when i walked down the road where the crime happened. Called on me because "he looked really shady and creepy, i think he was carrying something with him.. "

Never wearing raincoats again.

>>36762572
i'd kill myself if i had a criminal record

you won't get hired anywhere and most colleges won't accept you

>>36764195
Only in Burgerland. Other countries have laws about it.