What is the best way to suicide? I would choose one that is easy,

>>36812540
Just smoke your whole life

Jumping off a cliff is scary and not fun. Heroin overdose is the best way to go, you just drift off in a euphoric bliss, not a care in the world. I have half a gram of heroin which I will be using to commit suicide later tonight.

>>36812560
where did you get heroine? why are you suiciding?

>>36812540
inject marijuana bro

>>36812627
I know a lot of drug dealers and have many connections, as I used to sell acid, mdma, and speed at illegal raves. All I had to do was message a friend, and pick up half a gram for $150 (I live in Australia). I'm committing suicide because my life is a failure and I'm miserable.

>>36812662

Yo, do you live in Sydney? I have a mate from Ashfield who's planning the exact same suicide.

Joey?

>>36812627
Why do I have a feeling that you're employed by the government

>>36812709
No sorry, Melbourne.

>>36812754
lol, i'm not even trying to stop >>36812560, that's what a government employee would do, r-right?

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>>36812540
go to a shootinf range and rent a gun. shoot yourself. make sure to have a note saying sorry for the mess and also mention if you survive or become a veggi then to please let them have you die and explain how youve been ostracized your entire life. also i miss this cat in pic related. wish he wasnt ded

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>>36812874
i think about it frequently. really miss my cat friend

>>36812560
life's weird, good things can be right around the corner. I'd stick it out for another year, shit's about to get really interesting in a few months.

>>36814351
Why is shit about to get interesting?