So how many tries does it take to get a fembot gf?

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real fembots dont live up to your standards
and the ***fembots*** that post discord links, and do AMA's just want attention, orbiters, and money.
DONT FALL FOR THE FEMBOT MEME
the real fembots dont out themselves as girls idiot

>>36869966
Digits confirm, fembots are traps

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are you sure you want one?

>>36869778
hucow is literally best body type

>>36869990
Of coarse
Are you female? My discord is crazyman

>>36869778
wanna sauce me up senpai?

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>>36869990
honestly she needs more tits and belly, like 15 more pounds maybe.

>>36869778
>So how many tries does it take to get a fembot gf?
Depends on the tries. In my (very vast) experience, the only difficult part is getting contact info. After that, fembots are easy as fuck. But then again maybe only the easy ones post contact info in the first place.

it's all about location.
most fembots jump on any robodick that's near by. that's literally all it takes, the ability to physically be there with.

the moment you mention LDR with them they friendzone you.
>tfw fucked 4 fembots already simply because I live in a major city

>>36870255
I guess finding one near you is the trick then

>>36869778
Omg I want to cuddle her tubby tummy so bad

>>36870282
exactly.
if you had a fembot living next door, she would only need you to not be a gross obese smelly weirdo. any average maleboy could gape any fembots asshole daily if they were their neighbor. all fembots are mindless sluts that just want to be filled

>>36870418
Thanks senpai

origidigi

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It's impossible. The closest thing to a fembot was a classmate of mine. She's really ugly. Stuff from nightmares tier. She reminded of the Predator. And she's a married woman now.

Good luck trying to find a """fembot""" when females can't be robots.

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>>36870418
Having a fucktoy living nextdoor sounds comfy as hell. My neighbours are married old people and a widow with a son older than me. I'd love to be fucking a girl next door on the daily.

>>36869778
This girl's body is really cute. Where can I get one like this guys?

>>36869778
fug I'm a straight fembot but this picture triggered mommy desires

>>36871052
>mommy desires
what
of what type? what do you mean

>>36871052
Please be my mommy
Origina, blomment

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>>36871052
No woman is really straight honestly, both various studies and years of my own experience prove this. They even found that women actually give bigger boobed waitresses bigger tips (compared to 'average' figured waitresses) than men do. It's different with men where guys have to go all out trap to attract straight men, you can get with a straight woman if you just make her feel good and get a little handsy with her.

t. predatory female fag who only has sex with '''straight''' girls.

>>36871052
*pokes your butt without permission*
Hehe im a naughty boy

>>36870418
>all fembots are mindless sluts that just want to be filled
your anger proves that you haven't met a single fembot, anon

>>36869778
Nice belly 2bh

>>36870418
>she would only need you to not be a gross obese smelly weirdo
Aw man :/

>>36870201
>tits
yes
>belly
no. it's ok as is. anymore would be disgusting

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>>36869778
She looks so soft. I want to rest my head on her belly or between her legs and go to sleep.

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>>36871085
mommy gf desu

>>36871126
no

>>36871164
and yeah, I could see myself dating a girl but guys are so much easier to be attracted to than girls

>>36871403
>tfw not little enough for a mommy gf

>>36871403
bee my gf
buzz buzz

>>36871403
Men are pathetically ruled by their cocks and as such easier to manipulate. Female-female relationships are just way too hard to maintain which is why I don't actually go after other lesbians anymore.

I've actually considered marrying a man even though I don't find men attractive because I'm so fed up with any attempt I've had at a relationship with a female. I guess I'd just let him have his way with me from time to time and set up 'threesomes' when I want to have real sex.

>>36871536
pls be my lesbian gf

>>36871536
>when I want to have real sex.
>>36871536
kek

Honestly though just get a cuck husband and cuck him with girls.

I literally never tried and I have been married for a year.

>>36871587
>married
fuck off my board, normo

>>36871403
Add me on discord: crazyman

orgininigal

>>36869778

I love that cute belly and nips. So perfect.

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>>36871052
I'm a straight male and OP's picture somehow don't turn me on desu.

I genuinely don't like skinny girls too.

>>36871536
you are fucking retarded no real robot thinks with their cock only 19-25 year old nu bots

>>36872156
I'm not talking about robots, you people aren't men in any meaningful sense. Men are defined by their thirsts and hungers while the robot has none of these things, only bitterness and life denial.

The robot lifestyle is just a prolonged suicide committed by those too afraid to face either life or death.

>>36872206
We are extremely thirsty.

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I still jack off daily to this roastie
even stalk her on instagram. From time to time.

>>36872232
Then you are a man who is ruled by his cock. Pathetic

>>36872206
I used to work in a factory and did manual labour in my early teens.
Also have a job and hobbys.

>>36871536
Nobody is retarded enough to accept threesomes with a girl you are in a relationship with because its straight up cuckhold shit

>>36869778
my bf got it in one try lol now I'm going to live with him

>>36872340
I would if she never touched another dude but me.
Also into nice stufff.
And oral lot of that.

>>36872340
There are literally married men who pay other men to fuck their wives in front of them. I'm pretty sure I could find a man who'd be willing to let me sleep with women alongside him.

>>36872372
Post pics of your bf

>>36872388
Your marriage really won't last, you think you even have a chance of hiding you're a lesbian for even a decade? no way
>>36872396
last time I did you faggots called him chad, so no

>>36872388
So hold on why the fuck are you on this board? Go back to LGBT faggot

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>>36872409
Ah I see. So how's about you get the fuck up and go on back where ya came from, roast beef?

>>36872206
I thirst and hunger for realistic space warfare, does that make me a man?

>>36872534
I was on this board long before I lost my virginity and got a bf so I deserve to stay

>>36872602
Oh it's space warfare anon.

>>36872670
Do I know you? Are you stalker-chan?

>>36872679
You've (You)'d me once before when I pointed you out. I mentioned I saw you in the rem thread, sempai probably won't remember me.

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>>36871052
>>36871403
lesbian mommy gf
I had no idea how badly I wanted this until now.

>>36872764
I remember you actually, you said exactly "are you the nice anon who posted in the Rem thread"?

>>36872791
why is she peeing in a tea cup

>>36872791
why tf are no girls into girls where I live but hordes of them online
t lezdom

>>36872838
look at this faggot, peeing into mugs instead.

>>36869778
10/10 body
just perfect

I just want a nice little fembot gf who will let me hurt her.
She'd do it if she loved me.
I'd cuddle her afterwards.

>>36869778
I love that belly

>>36872867
>look at this faggot, peeing into mugs instead.
n-noo!! don't l-look!
it's embarrassing ;_;

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>>36869778
why are chubby girls so perfect?

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>tfw no sleepy fembot gf to spend all day napping in bed with

>>36869990
Would I need to put those panties on BANE style before you'd believe me?

>tfw no astrian fembot gf

>>36870201
>piercing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36869778
>>36870201
titcows are actually very rare

I've been searching on tinder and bumble and honestly 90% of women are chestlets

It takes too many tries
I want a fembot gf!

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>>36871536
Go kill yourself, women are the niggers of the human race especially faggots

>>36869778
Fembots don't exist.
It's just a meme that normies created to fit in and feel "Spezial xd" because they want attention.

>>36871403
>anime reaction image

AND ITS A TRAP

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fat fembot taking applications

>must be at least 25 years old, I don't want to date someone younger than me
>live in the usa, preferably west coast
>love me forever

In return I too will love you forever and I'm willing to lose weight if necessary

>>36874721
i fit everything except the middle and i love you alreadyffdnghdfuhf

>>36874721
Fuck me only 20

>>36874721
>>36874800
6'2" though, does that make up for it?

>>36874721
>implying I could love a random stranger I don't even click with

>>36874721
oh come on you're not that fat. I'd snuggle you gently though.

t. 26 in the greater seattle area

>>36869778
A few thousand, in my experience.

>>36874832
I know my good angles. Want to drop an email or something?

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>>36874873
[email protected], m'lady

>>36874937
This didn't work, why would you lie to me robot?

>>36874721
ewww you're a fucking man dude

why does your shirt have holes on the shoulders

>>36869778
I'd try but I live in London now so all the roasties are probably going to be horrendous. Reclusive girls with mental issues are my fetish famalambamramblackbetty

>>36875335
It should work, I have it open right now. Unless you tried to spell it like Keith instead of Kieth.

>>36874721
You're not fat

Also I'm 30
and in Utah

email me @ [email protected]
(best email, I'm serious)

>>36870418
This guy gets it. I dated 2 woman I met online, and the fat one out of the 2 was so sad and thirsty. They're easy AF if you're a normie, they don't want YOu because YOu remind them of their sad selves.