So what will you be doing for Mother's Day?

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>>36969422
I'm gunna give my mom a footrub and kiss her feet.

>>36969422
Playing MMOs in my bedroom like I have been for the past 8 years.
Maybe fap to some trap and milf doujins too.
shut-in NEET life.

>>36969769
But anon, she's MY mom

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Spend 8 or 12 hours at my dead end job. Drink a pint of whiskey. Masterbate. Then probably kill myself.

>>36969980
Same, being a wagie sucks

I feel bad for recognizing her without even seeing her face

>>36970098
damn I even think I recognize the dude because of the tat

>>36969422
haven't spoke to mine in 5 years. who cares what I'm doing

Nothing because my mum died of cancer 3 years ago

>>36970098
who is she? origirigin

>>36969806
a day well spent

Polish her urn and drink.

>>36969422
When is Mother's day? I don't wanna google it.

>>36970552
i believe sunday.

i'm going to give my mom a magazines and probably see my grandma.

Pretty sure the mommy meme is another Jewish trick, one I have fallen prey too. I like the roleplay and want dominant older woman ever since I was a child. But I swear your brain starts to make associations which you do not want. You hear mommy and think about sex, it eventually comes to it that when you see your actual mom your brain even against your will will start to make you think about sex. Very evil Jew trick. I try to quit, but it's the only thing that turns me on anymore, at least I'm ashamed of myself. Family is sacred. Incest is evil and propagated by Jews

>>36970256
Same ere bro, gonna slam some scotch

>>36970634
We're going fishing tomorrow, so I hope that counts.

>>36969422
Mom is getting nothing from me this Mother's Day.

She donated some of my shit without asking, and when I went to the charity shop to retrieve it, my shit was broken.

>>36970779
Boy, ur mom likes bbc?

>>36970098
whats her name desu famalam?

>>36969422
Watching my mom and Chad brother do literally this

>>36969422
Ignoring my mom since it what she does to me.

>>36971928
Surely you jest in an original way, anon.

>>36972165
Of course he does. I bet his name is Aaron

>>36972193
What a show it would be if he was serious. Ya never know.

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>>36969806
r u me la?

>>36972255
>pretty hot scenario desu