Hey robots, just got arrested for going into an abandoned house,

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> supposed to be 18+ to use this site
> anon claims to be a minor

Do go on.

>>37025797
>Implying the majority of people using 4chan are 18+

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>>37025701
>minor
Lol little hoodlums really have nothing else better to do than break shit

You got arrested for breaking into a house, don't try to minimize your actions

You aren't in a movie you moron, what the hell did you think you would find?

>>37025701
>>37025893
Quit breaking into houses, Jamal

>>37025701
Oh vey goyim

How dare you enter my tax vehicle without due permission. Next time ask for permission from old uncle Shekelstein

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>>37025701
Why did you break a fucking window? They wouldn't of called the cops if you hadn't done that you fucking retard

>>37026196
It's a white old person neighborhood, they wouldn't called the cops if I mowed their grass without their permission.

Be glad you did it as a kid, you lil' weenie.
<18 is the time to commit crimes, the law won't do shit.
I wish I had committed more crime back when it didn't really count.

People really aren't getting the point that an entire squad of cops showed up for a broken window on an abandoned house

>>37025701
Did you try to get away as fast as you could or did you just walk away?

And yes, old fat ladies have literally nothing to do, so you bet they're gonna call the cops when they hear a window break.

>>37026575
I was just walking away, I actually stopped after like a minute of walking because I realized it wasn't worth it.

just finish the story

>>37026646
When I was a degenerate teen I broke into abandoned places I just ran from the cops usually you could have gotten away anon

>>37025797
he's a criminal, following the rules isn't his scene

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Remember to follow the golden rule, young man

"Do not talk to me, before I am finished my coffee, lest ye be judged -- harshly"

Continue OP

Also
>minor

>>37026297
Well, yeah, i mean. The fat old bitch probably told the dispatcher that there's someone breaking into a house. And in her paranoid delusional state of mind, she probably exaggerated everything to the extreme.

The only time I've ever been in trouble with the law was when someone snitched on me. fucking snitches.

>dad comes up to car and asks why I did it, I can't say shit. Too much tears.
>Forgot to mention earlier, my parents didn't pick up the phone when called, they said if they can't get a hold of them they're bringing me back to the station. Y tho.
>Officer takes forever to do paper work, talking with his friend on the phone, finally done and let's me out of the car
>I get in my dad's car, he's actually really understanding.
"Anon, it's alright you're just a kid"
>Tears of fear turn into tears of joy
>Go on with life
>Hearing on the 24th

It feels good to have rich parents that don't give a fuck anons.

>>37027073
>Being this much of a sheltered beta

>>37026646
You know, even criminals have to put some effort in to be successful.

You know that right?

Damn, I did all kinds of shit as a kid and never got more than a cross look from police.

>blew up a dead dog with dynamite
>thermite on top of whatever seemed interesting
>explored storm drainage and knew where most of it went
>old churches, abandoned houses and businesses broken into
>crawled around under old ass businesses on main street
>took countless railroad tie pegs that were loose
>climbed water and radio towers

It was a small town though so I guess they just didn't care, and it was pre-9/11. The only time I almost got in trouble was when I was climbing and fucking around with some oil stuff

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>>37025701
>was pushing little sister on swing a few minutes ago
>she falls off it mid swing and fucks herself up
>try to get her to stand up, she refuses my aide
>she goes back inside and is still hurting

if she dies the hilariously arbitrary law will give me a life sentence for child endangerment and misogyny and an extra 2 life sentences for being male.

>>37027327
fuck the U.S prison system. dude got 50 years for stealing 50 bucks. He could work that shit off in less than a week and it costs a hell of a lot more to keep is already raped ass alive.

>>37025701
FUCK OFF UNDERAGEB& GET OUT GET OUT OUT OUT OUT!

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>>37026838
Nice one, anon, have a (you)

>>37027281
>took countless railroad tie pegs that were loose
The actual freight lines are maintained too well (around here) generally, to get one loose enough to pry out. The only ones I've ever managed are disused spurs and abandoned trackage.