My mom saw pic related open in my PC, and now she thinks I'm gay (and a weirdo for fapping to cartons). This shit is so embarrassing, how do I convince her I am not? I'm 23 kissless virgin, the fact I never brought a girlfriend home makes everything worse.
>>37120005
you have to fuck her, doode
It's too late. You're gay now. Better bring home a nice boy soon.
>>37120005
Your mom will always love you so who cares.
Tell her they were feminine dicks and show her the statistics on how cartoon porn is the most popular category for men below the age of 20. She'll know your normal, and into girls.
>>37120005
>Mommy found the gay cartoon comic gif pulled up on my PC, and she thinks I'm gay! What's the deal with that?
Maybe you are OP
Just look her in the eye and tell her the truth
It isn't gay if the boy is cute
>>37120005
>fapping to dicks
But you are gay. That is a factual statement.
>>37120005
>tfw you fap to cartons
>>37120005
tell her your friend sent it to you as a joke
>>37120005
does it matter? Will she kick you out of the house or something?
>>37120053
Do this, OP. Feminine dicks aren't gay.
>>37120037
Not an option anon.
>>37120048
That's true, but before she had hope I would give her grandchildren I think. Now it's all gone.
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>>37120069
The worst part is that I self insert as the submissive guy, but at least my mother doesn't know that. I don't think that's a very convincing argument anyway
>>37120055
I don't get what you mean.
>>37120070
What I think about myself is all that matters.
>>37120120
I kind of hesitated when she first asked, I should have told her it was spam or something, dammit.
>>37120148
No, but I'm not gay, I don't want people confused about that.
I once fapped to someone fuck a cat to death. My mom came in asked for my dishes. I decided to play it out and scolded her.
>what the fuck? Can't you see that I am busy?
lel
>>37120206
I'm confused I thought the allure of traps was that you were dominating some guy.. and you place yourself in the submissive position. I think you are gay.
>>37120232
You need to eat a cherry pit smoothie as soon as possible
>>37120206
>Not an option anon.
Not with that defeatist bitch attitude.
Op you are gay dont lie to yourself
>>37120005
>how do I convince her I am not?
You are gay Anon
>>37120243
This.
Its scarily accurate, I chat with many gay guys and they all say they began by fapping to getting fapped in sub. Began with female pov, moved on to futa sub pov, then gay sub , then realizing they actually were gay.
I fap to really feminine traps because it feels good imagining dominating a little sissy boy. Also I like to see cocks being pleasured since I know how it feels. Watching a cute trap cumming is super fucking hot.
>>37120293
>then realizing they actually were gay
They became so by embracing it. No one is born gay. More effeminate and more prone to embrace it? Sure.
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>>37120293
Wow, /r9k/ being a bunch of assholes as always. I didn't ask you to give your opinions about my sexuality. If I'm saying I'm not gay then I'm not. Period. It's not hard to understand you know.
well shes not wrong you obviously have a homosexual streak in you
>>37120395
One day, you'll think back on this when you're with your boyfriend and realize how silly you were being.
>>37120395
Hahah holyshit
You look at gay porn and say youre not gay and your only argument is muh feminine penis
>>37120395
It's 2017 No need to hide what's inside
Dude, you're bisexual at least.
>>37120395
>If I'm saying I'm not gay then I'm not
>>37120206
The worst part is that I self insert as the submissive guy
>>37120395
>im not gay i was only masturbating to being fucked in the butt
wat
>>37120005
I got in a similar situation a few months back, OP. Now my mom asks me when I'm gonna move out.
if you wanna be a sissy faggot go be a sissy faggot its a common throughout history for weak men to submit but stop this denial shit
That reminds me when my brother and sister almost saw the gay crossdressing doujin I had opened on my computer.
Thankfully my sister only thought it was manga.
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>>37120468
Jesus christ, ok, I admit I'm a faggot. Are you fucking glad now? I would suck a real life penis if I could and slurp all the semen. Holy fuck so annoying. What does this matter so much to you?? It doesn't mean I want my mom to know, which is why I made this thread, I didn't create it to be told over and over again I'm fucking gay you dipshits.
>>37120594
there you go Mr Garrison
Hey OP, been in a similar situation, parents found a lewd that I drew. Wasn't gay/futa/trap/whatever but it was lewd.
If they know you yank to cartoons theres not much you can do, just hope they don't talk about it.
As for trying to convince her you're not gay, just fucking tell you're not gay. If she doesn't believe you, the only other way is to bring a girl home. But really, who cares if she thinks you're gay OP, she still loves you.l
>>37120594
That's all we wanted to hear
Traps are gay.
God/Jesus/Buhda/satan doesn't love you.
Kys
>>37120625
I told her, but I don't think she believes in me. At least she still loves me like you said.
>>37120594
She's gonna find out eventually, better sooner than later.
your mom didn't see shit but you should show her this thread
>>37120699
Except I can still find a gf, even though it's difficult (I'm pretty sure I can get an erection with a woman if I try hard enough).
>>37120774
But do you get erections from men easier?
I'm a lot like you except I went ahead and accepted the possibility that I may be bi. The scary part isn't being a fag though, I would accept myself no matter what, its not knowing how much of a fag I could potentially be and where my sexuality might take me. I'm pretty sure I'm never gonna fuck a guy, but the possibility that I will worries me a bit because honestly the only reason I became curious was being a degenerate porn consumer.
I know how you feel though man, I'd hate to be dishonest about my sexuality, but I don't wanna call myself bi and lead gay guys on have people thinking I'm seriously interested in guys, I just like the porn cause its degenerate and hot as fuck, I don't wanna participate in that nonsense.
>>37120785
Probably.
>>37120795
This, thanks for explaining my sentiments exactly, we are pretty much the same.
>>37120817
Wow there's two fags in the thread
>I jack off to guys fucking each other because I am straight
>hurrrrrr
>>37120817
>This, thanks for explaining my sentiments exactly, we are pretty much the same.
Yeah I'm the closet expert. I know I'm in weird place where I like some aspects of homosexuality, like traps and amazing dicks, but a lot of it still grosses me out, but even being interested in the porn arguably qualifies us for bisexuality, but to adopt that label when you're not really interested in actually doing anything with guys would be really weird. Its like yeah I'm bisexual but I've never fucked a guy and I kinda don't want to, well I kinda do but I won't.