Bot/fembot hookup thread anyone?

>>37120647
take that shit to >>>/soc/

>>37120647
No. You're not worthy.

>>37120647
>bunch of guys post
>someone claiming to be a girl(female) posts (who knows if she is or not)
>rest of thread orbits her

there I saved you some time

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>>37120647
Hook up threads don't work on /r9k/ now that normies have invaded.

There will 10-15 robots who are beyond ugly trying to hook up with 1 or 2 fembots then all of a sudden a normie faggot posts and both fembots attention changes towards him.

It is impossible and pointless for a robot to post in a hook up thread.

>>37120647
I just want to have clothed cuddles with a girl, maybe smell her hair and kiss her on her cheek. I'm not asking for sex. I want to meet up with a girl with no expectation of sex. I'll take a trap if they pass, and if their voice is what kills it, they can just keep their mouth shut and let me imagine.

>tfw the only girl who agreed to a cuddledate cancelled on me and I haven't found a girl since

>>37120715
Don't kill my dreams, anon.

CUTEST GIRL HERE.

I'M LOOKING FOR DISGUSTING ROBOTS TO CUDDLE AND MAYBE EVEN FUCK.

DON'T QUESTION IT.

>>37120821
t. has a penis

>>37120647
Go back to /soc/ you thirsty ducking loser. Also newfags should learn how to sage before posting in shitty threads.

>>37120821
Are you in New England? I don't care if you're a trap. I want you badly.

>>37120865
/soc/ is for normies and camwhores, dude.

I just want a cute online boyfriend to play video games with me :(

>>37120906
wat games

>>37120715
True very true lmao

>>37120895
Exactly why would i post on soc when all soc is is just normies and whores atleast here i can find what i like lmao

>Tfw no older , female taller qt who will read or watch anime with me

>>37120895
/soc/ was made to keep garbage like this off of other boards. If the mods actually did their fucking job these shitty threads would be gone.
Do you actually think anyone meets up in these threads? Its just thirsty idiots clamoring for attention and /soc/ whores looking to boost their ego by gathering up a few orbiters.

>>37120810
>>37120879
these are me

>>37120821
NOTICE ME

>>37120849
don't care

>>37121004
Implying im attractive enough to have orbiters

my dream is to lose my virginity to a robot this summer

>>37121043
And yet you'll still get 5+ replies to your post because you implied you're a female. If you want to gather up some losers to boost your self esteem then go do it on /soc/.

>>37121089
That's pretty gay desu.
Are you in california?

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>>37120821
You sound like you need these.

>>37120675
nice analysis
may I orbit you within this thread?

>>37121109
im not anon, and im rather straight actually

thanks for asking though!

>>37121107
How did i imply i was female

>>37120906
What's your steam?
Original

>>37121251
Saying that you can't get orbiters implies that you're an unattractive woman . Are you really so fucking retarded I have explain what your own posts mean?

>>37121489
all the women on 4chan are retarded

>>37121543
The people who give them attention are far worse.

>>37121132
Not gay, I'm female and want to take a vcard.

>>37120906
Kys you wortless fleshpuppet

>>37121699
Post location then you slut.

>>37120647
No, fuck off. Those threads are a meme and always full with attention whores and normies.

Nobody lives around me, anyway.

>>37121489
Cant men have orbiters too? I could also be a trap mate

>>37121651
This.

I don't know why retards get so worked up for seeing low resolution pics of the tits or the ass of some ugly bitch when the internet is already full of porn.

>>37121889
I never said you couldn't be a guy. That's just what you implied in your post. Men don't get orbiters because most women don't need to orbit.

>>37121851
retarded newfag cant into replies