Now, now, Amata. You remember our little rule, don't you?

I'm gunna keep talking to you the entire time you're drinking your coffee and you can't do a thing to stop me.

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*taps mug*
Um, please be respectful wagies. You know the rules. No talkie until I'm done my cup.

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What kind of coffee do you guys drink?

>>37247296
But I don't have time to wait I have to go to work. I wish I could enjoy a cup myself.

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>>37247296
bests froced meemmmmmmm

>>37247333
Nespresso from the machine
The cream colored ones. Fucked if I know what they're called.

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I'm nearly done with my coffee, so we can almost-

*gets refill*

Hold that thought, technically this is still my first cup. You wouldn't mind holding that thought, would you? Whatta guy

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*honk honk*
Stop clowning around wagies. Wait until I'm done my cup.

>>37247296
>implying anyone would wait for you for any reason

>>37247157
Have all day to come up with a meme and end up with this shit. This lack of creativity or skill is why you have nonexistent careers.

You'll never know the pleasure of spending 35 hours a week looking busy and fucking around in an office with no work.

>>37247784
You must have some work I mean why would they hire people to just sit there unless you live in la or something and go under the radar in a huge building

>>37247333
Pretty much a hazelnut black or with half a teaspoon of brown sugar and powdered creamer. It has to be strong too, none of that weak mocha/espresso shit.

>>37247656
>>37247452
why is this so funny? what is this type of humor called?

>>37247784
I wasn't gonna contribute to this silly meme but now I feel inspired

>>37247812
The old ass managers are the illiterate morons. My job is database management and you guessed it most of it is doing nothing. I just have the code on one screen and they assume I'm doing work.

Gets kind of boring and depressing to be honest. But shit posting while looking over your shoulder can be fun

>>37247882
absurdism? abstract? autism? you decide

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>>37247882
I don't know, but this meme has it. I'm surprised I like it as much as I do

>>37247920
codemonkeys don't have the right to speak for shit
did you enjoy getting your fucking meme CS degree, or did you even bother considering your job could be done by a nutless monkey?

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thanks for reminding me op. im gonna make some coffee too

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>>37249121
Who the fuck said you could talk? Does the mug look empty to you?

>>37248534
glad to see my collaboration with that anon is getting spread

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>>37249223
*sips

you were saying ?

>>37249527
why do you faggots have to post these types of comments?
>Oh, I did a good job on that work of mine :)

shut up, it's shit

>>37249555
Can't talk to me like that, not while I haven't finished my cuppa.
Get outta here.

These are my favorite threads on 4chan. I hope whoever came up with this ascended and left this base plane.

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anon, put down your stinkin' coffee and come keep me warm

>>37250139
>put your *bleeping* coffee down

GET.
OUT.

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I hate to be THAT guy, but I'm going to need you all to keep it down. I've yet to finish lurking in my morning coffee frog thread.

>>37251028
bumping for more coffee frogs

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>>37252175
going to tuck into my first cup of the g'day, so shut yer yapper cunt

>>37252271
Yea nah cunt, you aint a fuckin aussie m8. You're some poofta tryin to be aussie. Fuckin drongo

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Ayyo bitch nigga, shut up 'til I'm finished with my lean!

>>37252335
oi wish I could tell you how wrong you are, but I'm still nah done my first cuppa, m'bloke

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I shall not permit a single word more UNTIL I am finished with my Kino!

>>37252414
need to dress him up more. add a fade, grill and chain

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>>37252271
You call that a coffee frog?

>>37247333
Gevalia house blend, 2 tablespoons of sugar and a little milk.

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>>37252492
>grill
Nah

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Excuse me, gentleman but I would like you to look inside my cup.
Does it looks empty to you old chap? No? That is what I thought.
Now please restrain yourself from speaking to me any longer, you may speak to me once I finish my tea but not before.
Thank you for your compliance, sir.