*lands sick kick flip in front of you* >Yeah Anon my stepdad

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>stepdad
>dadlets thinking they can talk down to anybody

Probably get upset and think "he's right" or something like that. As a kid I would have called him out on his memes and his grandiose assumption that I would even want to be around him in the first place.

knock him over and reveal his shiny boipucci

>>37248116
Grab the skateboard out of his hand, do the most gnarly backside 900 mctwist nollie late laser flip hospital flip under flip to fakie on flat ground. Instantly attract swarms of nearby stacies. Become Chad. Live the good life.

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Kidnap and rape

>>37248116
Wonder why he first said he would invite me then change it in the middle of his sentence.

>>37249060

to confound your expectations and crush your hopes.

Whatever Time Traveler Zac Effron get out of here with that passiveaggro bullshit your career deadends in like four years anyway fuck you

WAIT! DONT GO!

uhh.. i-i just wanted to tell you... your um.. really qt and...

WILL YOU PLEASE POUND MY BOIPUCCI TO OBLIVION~~~~~

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>>37248116

ISHU SENGEN

>>37248116
Is this haircut still a thing?

>>37248116
>throw a stick in front of him
>watch him fumble until he finally falls over onto his twink faggot face

skatefags really were a pathetic lot. kinda miss them tho

>>37248116
Think "crazy kids" and go about my day

>>37248116

I' d make sure I' d do a sick hardflipn in front of him and in front of the chicks he hangs out with

Don't do this to me lad. I miss being an edgy 14 year old skater, smoking weed with the lads, druggie grills chilling around us, doing nothing but skating all day. I got out because I started getting panic attacks from drugs, and then the skater culture fucking died before I could get back in.

>>37249171

Probably not, since I remember when it was new.

t. oldfag

>>37248116

runs after twink pal

>I CAN BUY BEER
>I CAN BUY BEER

>Truckfuck the little squirt

>Steal his deck

>Skate away on my deck with new parts board in hand

2ez

>spill my spaghetti
>walk away

>>37248116
>robots start chanting "boipussy, our lord and saviour"
>the crowd overwhelms the skater, rips off hos clothes and start attacking his every orefice with smelly NEET dick.

>>37248116
FUCK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER!

>>37248116
>tfw 23
>Still dress like this
CAN SOMEONE PLS FUCKING HELP ME

>follow him
>push him over
>start suckin on that boiclit

>>37248116
so tsundre

>>37248116
>Mongo push my way ahead of him
>Land sick kick flip shove it
>Lol musclelet your arms are like twigs!
>Nudges him so he falls, t. faggot breaks his arms trying to arrest his crash.
>mongo push away

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>>37248116
I'm not gay or nothing, but I would smash that justin bibier boipucci just out of principle

>>37249358
Coming from reddit in 2012 does not make you an oldfag

>>37248163
this got to me


you sick perv

>tfw im the only one of my group of high school friends that still skateboards
Everyone thinks its childish :(