>find gf 3 months ago >lose my virginity to her >we

>>37247996
just fucking greentext the story of how you lost your virginity to her and didn't find out she had a dick you idiot

and don't copy that doujin from mesunized festival

How the fuck didn't you notice it in the first place?

>>37247996
You are playing modern wow, it's obvious you and your boyfriend are mentally ill.

>>37248052
>>37248067

I got tricked once before too. He sucked my dick but wanted to keep his panties on. Spineless shit didn't tell me until a couple weeks later and over skype. I guess it was smart because I was ready to beat the faggot's skull in.

>>37248222
ungrapefruit fuckin cunt

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>>37247996
How do you lose your virginity and not noticed the giant cock swinging back and forth.

>>37248387
>ungrapefruit

dont know why i laughed so hard at this

>>37248387
Instead of writing "original post" under their text, I want everyone to do this instead.

Wait... is this real?

Hahahhahaaaaaaaaaahahahaha lmao

>>37248222
>>37247996
So somebody shows you love and plays video games with you, but you want to beat them up because they're so successful at trapping that you didn't know--despite that being basically every robot's dream.

>>37248222
hmmm You sound like an asshole. He didn't do it to trick you into having gay sex.

>>37248911

So keeping the panties on had nothign to do with hiding the fact he was a fucking fagtron?

>>37247996
>>lose my virginity to her
>>37248222
> He sucked my dick

What the fuck are you even saying, why can't you keep your story straight?

>>37249220
I'm not OP, dipshit. We're different people.

>>37247996
>how will i tell this to my mother?
You don't. Cut all contact with """""him""""" and move on

>>37248581

Because OP thought "she" was pegging him.

Use your brain, moran

>>37248789
you got it mandarin

>>37249951

but pegging is as socially stigmatized as traps. There's no difference unless you have your own set of retarded rules in your head. In which case suicide is the obvs answer

>>37248387
At least you're not as dumb as this guy >>37250130

>>37250202
lmao what falgbtot

>>37250233
>Falgbtot
>Ungrapefruit

>My sides

>>37249959
nice one bromide

>>37248831
Summer has really started.

>>37247996
simply explain that girls with dicks are feminine

>>37247996
the third line in this post might be the worst single line of greentext i have ever read

>>37250569
then fuck off to reddit if you dont like it, how about that

>>37247996
Fuck his ass OP. Show that you're in charge here.