"Okay, Anon, thank you for that information. Your job interview

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I had 5 interviews last week fucked up every one nigga

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>>37252079
> have interview tomorrow
> kind of excited, kind of nervous
> trip will be fun though
> remember I failed every interview in the last two and a half years

"how do you handle stressful situations?"
"do you get along with others?"

>>37252150
>>37252079

what interview questions are you struggling with?

>>37252471
Why I am interested in working

>Bring 3 copies of your resume as there will be 3 people interviewing you
What will actually happen: one person will be on time, one of three will never show up, one will forget the interview is happening and will show up 10 minutes till it is over. None of them will look at the resume.

>>37252008
10am? Fuck that noise

What time would be more convenient for you?

>>37252008
Every place I've interviewed at printed my resume out themselves though

Jobs interviews are hard because you don't know what to expect unless you get info from people that got interviewed for that job/position.

Do you speak Spanish, Anon?

>>37252008
>working for someone else
>not managing your own life as a freelancer

Why do people willingly make thsemselves cucks? We live in such a sick culture.

>>37253751
Uh 16:20.

>>37254121

Thats why you prepare by writing down common questions

>>37255265
>Thats why you prepare by writing down common questions

You can't prepare for an interview.

Here's a question an interviewer threw at me:

"How would you weigh a Jumbo jet?

My response (which I thought up on the spot): "Check how much fuel it's using."

This was the wrong answer according to my interviewer. The right answer is you land the plane onto a barge and measure how much the barge sinks into the ocean.

gg didn't get the job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP0sqRMzkwo

>>37255445
why not just make a giant scale and balance it out with weights if you can bring a barge into the equation

>>37255445
>not taking it apart and adding up the wieght of all the pieces.

>>37255445
If they are asking questions like that its prolly a shitty place to work anyway.

>>37256090
>not taking it apart and adding up the wieght of all the pieces.

Well I actually mentioned that during the interview.

Basically you're not supposed to take the plane apart.

>>37256059
>why not just make a giant scale and balance it out with weights if you can bring a barge into the equation

Job interview logic

>>37256322
Apparently, Microsoft used to ask that question

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/microsoft-interview-questions.12320/

>>37255445
>You can't prepare for an interview.
>Here's a question an interviewer threw at me:

Thats not a common question.....

>>37255445
How the fuck do you even land a 747 on a barge?

>>37256538
the interview was for an airline so that better not be your reply

>>37256555

OK there top gun