Dubs decides what to say

>>37275930
Want to have a threesome with another guy?

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>>37275930
here's her profile

>>37275930
>I was just kidding I'm actually a girl trying to make friends

>jk, I made this with fake info to amuse other bitter retards on the internet. If you'd like to go on a date I'll send you a picture of my real face, but I hope you're comfortable with pubic facial hair and acne!

I greatly admire Elliot Rodger and want to make my own with you.

>>37275930
Say: haha, h-h-hey b-babe i like you, a-and i w-was w-wondering if maybe (just maybe, you don't have to say yes. please say yes) you would l-like to go out for chicken tenders. I'll p-pay of course :)

nice forehead

originalo

>>37275930
i just want a big strong mommy to yiff me!

>>37275930
Last thread had so many dubs and trips.
roll em fags

>>37276108
ya know, i was watching gay trap porn, and it made me think of you. i would really love for you to bend me over, and spank me daddy. use that feminine boi cock to tear me a new asshole... daddy

>>37275930
>srsly just tryin to get my dick wet here. help a guy out?

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>>37275930
You seem like a respectable young girl with whoms't I wisheth to copulate. Would you be opposed to a fine dinner of Japanese-style raw fish on rice, a premium cinema experience, and then ending the night with a fine accosting of your rear?

>>37275930
Dubs are like a one in ten chance we're way overdue
>I'm sorry I just heard it was better to be attention getting. Nice to meet you.

wanna lick my anus?

how strong would you say the smell of your piss is? and like how much in liters would you say you can produce at a time

you know you look a lot like my adopted little sister in a way that really gives me a hard-on

ME WANT SEX! ME WANT IT NOW!

haha i want to let you know that i think you're the most beautiful girl i've ever seen haha and i want you to be my girlfriend please


haha no pressure please respond

>>37275930
dubs git!!
>once you are done choking down chads cock, would you be so kind as to let me pay for everything for you. It's my fetish, i love paying for beautiful women, and watching the women i pay for fuck other men

>ywn shoot down vietnam fucking shits

>>37276493
re-rolling for this


originaldite

>>37276475
I like this one, rolling for it.

>>37276493
rollerino for this
oh god, how is this not oregano robot?

>>37276493
i'm rerolling for this even though we have a winrar right here >>37276499

>>37276574
>>37276556
>>37276493
Fuck it this one's nice

>>37276499

Sorry bruh, but your's is shit

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>>37276605
kek

she replied immediately.

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>>37276645
what have i done

originals

>>37276645
does this mean that she is willing to continue the conversation?

Say this

>>37276645
I don't care if you're ugly, it only makes us a better match.

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>>37276722
death sentence

orrtgenoeoo

>>37276722
WINNER

this ought to be good

inb4 we actually get OP a gf

well, wanna be my practice girlfriend? i don't care if you look like jeremy lin in real life

>>37275930
I recgnize what's happening here.
OP I want to tell you, from the bottom of my heart, I appreciate you.
Every time you make one of these threads, I laugh for fucking hours. Thank you brobot.

>>37276645
I'm actually gay so no girls for me XD lmao

>>37276722
Checked

>>37276752
>implying this isn't a fake profile for chad
>desu if I could match with a gril like this with my real profile, i wouldn't be posting on a filipino dog sitting forum

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>>37277322
this gril replies so fast

>>37277340
So, should I pick you up at 7 tomorrow night? I know this great pizza place.

>>37277340
can i invite you over for some tendies and m-maybe after show you my little pony collection.

>>37277340
so when can my eggroll meet your wonton?

>>37277340
>lmao
>lmao
>lmao
into the trash it goes

>>37277340
at this point if youre not using a troll profile and you minimized being autistic you could actually get laid, but we will see

>>37277340
woud u rike to see my tenga correction?

>>37277680
desu this is a troll profile

say something cheesy like:
>How do you know that there is fault in our universe?
>"LMAO, well how?"
>Because we are not together

>>37277340
Le, my one true love, you are an angel. Tell me, my dearest, did it hurt? When you...fell from heaven?

Seriously though, the only thing I hate more than myself is my dick not being sucked. Have a feeling you can help w/ that

you're really boring bitch
are we going to fuck or what?

>>37277340
I reaLE like taking dildos up my ass.

>>37277778
desu just missed them pents

>>37277340
So we gonna fuck or what haha

If you want to get laid. "I was only kidding the last bit. So, drinks tomorrow?"

If you want to keep fucking around, "so does your stuffed Tiger have a name?"

>>37277778
so originally close to quints

I wanna see you get BLACKED

wanna give me your reddit name Le Ching Chong?

>>37275930
Can I do you in the bumhole and call you Lee Key Bum

>>37277340
>You gonna give me some less generic responses or do you just want this not to work out? Is this some entertainment to you or something?
I'm really trying my best here to come up with original stuff to make you laugh but love is a two way street sweetie.

>>37277340
please let me shit on your chest.

>>37278003
*You're going to give me some less generic responses or do you want this to not work out at all? Is this a kind of entertainment for you?

Look, I really think you're cute and I want to make this work so could we meet-up sometime and have a chat in real life? And please don't tell me you're gonna use the words lmao in real life because I'm not sure if I should be bursting out laughing or crying inside what a sweet lady such as you has become.

>>37277340
^^
Ano sumi masen, Anata wa Nihongo?!
Ehh sugoi!
Ore wa Nippon ga daisuki!

>>37278043
>>37278003
make a pick OP.

>>37278049
Roll Again cuz i want my nippon waifu

>>37278043
>>37278003
d e s p e r a t e
r e r o l l
t o
m a k e
t h i s
w o r k

OP if she agrees to meetup go for it man, but make sure to bring a gun or something because women can NEVER be trusted.

>>37277340
stupid chink skip the bs lemme stinky my dinky in ur pinky.

>>37278088
Stop trying so hard desu.
I'm using a fake profile

>>37278088
Sex her anon, Sex her now

>>37278106
Makes it even better when you meetup irl, record that shit :)

Also, what pic are you using?

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>>37278088
checked desu.

I'm going to sleep now.
will make a new thread Tomorrow.

>>37275930
Jk, I want to fucking die

>>37278167
Absolutely speechless. My money says this ends up on Reddit before the week is out.