Alright, here is my predicament:
A while ago I convinced one of my more popular friends that I have a shitload of cocaine but don't know who to sell it to
The problem is; it's not cocaine, it's crushed up adderal with liberal sprinklings of baking powder
People know about my "coke" business now and I regularly deal it to the popular crowd, and I'm worried that somebody is going to catch on and I'll be socially fucked
What do?
>>37414935
Hey, anon who has done both coke and adderall here. Aderall lasts longer and feels pretty good, even pure coke in south america was actually not all that special. With the quality of coke here it's really an upgrade. People will know it's not coke if they are experienced, but it will get them high anyway so they dont care, people who dont know what coke is like won't care. It's fine, keep making paper G.
Anon if they catch you, being fucked socially is the last thing you're gonna have to worry about.
>>37415054
yeah he's going to get fucked anally
Alright OP here is how you solve this one
>build up interest, get as many "customers" as possible
>individually invite them to your house at the same time
>secretly invite their parents and concerned family members
>organize a stage
>when they get there tell them that you're just a little held up and that they should just take a seat
>fire up your "drugs will ruin your life" powerpoint presentation
>when they start to look angry signal for their loved ones to walk out
>cue the desperate pleas for them to not go down this path
>the degenerates will see the error of their ways and vow not to touch the flour jew
>drown in now sober pussy
>>37414935
where do you live anon?
>t. i have a shitload of cocaine and would sell
hopefully you're american
>>37414935
Good job op, now you're gonna get kidnapped by angry Columbians and executed for selling in their territory
Take addy and the answer will come 4U
>>37414935
>A while ago
Say you don't deal anymore.
>>37414935
Tell them your connection got busted
>>37415195
That is by far the worst idea I have ever heard
Stop doing this. Idiot.
>I need to stop doing this thing
>what do I do?
This is roleplay by the way. Nobody would ever believe anything but cocaine is cocaine. You can fucking taste it.
>>37415621
That's the point, none of the assholes I'm selling to have done ACTUAL cocaine, they just think that's how it tastes
>>37414935
I'm buying "coke" from a guy. It isn't coke. It's pretty fucking horrible but it gets me high and it's cheap. I think it's speed cut with detergent.
I'm a shut in loner but your gonna piss off the wrong guy soon OP. and I will have no sympathy
>>37415831
Yeah I don't fucking believe that. I've seen adderall. Nobody does this. For good reason.
If this is real here's my advice. You will get found out. Hopefully sent to jail, maybe beaten up by nigger. You deserve it. If you are doing something morally wrong and doing something harmful or dishonest to people then ask for advice, your a fucking idiot. Stop doing it idiot. Stop doing it idiot.
>I'm doing this bad thing to people
>what should I do?
Stop doing it
>>37414935
>friends
>popular friend
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING FAG NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE YOU I HOPE YOU GET CAUGHT YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
adderall is better than coke anyway
>>37414935
Sell me your adderall you stupid bitch
>>37417167
Depends. I do coke when I'm going out drinking. When I try to do that on adderall it kills my ability to feel drunk. So I just take adderall to actually get work done or when I wanna sit down and read for a long time, coke on weekends when I wanna have a good time
>>37417061
>sent to jail
for what, exactly?