>be unemployed beta male >avg day is playing vidya, skateboarding

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>be unemployed beta male
>avg day is playing vidya, skateboarding and fapping to anime girls
>walking around the city since i have tons of free time because lel no job and no social life
>save a roastie from getting run over by a car because she's texting chad on her phone
>we hit it off and she wants to go out on a date
>fucking date with semen demon acquired
>want to treat her to a wonderful evening at a fancy restaurant
>roastie leason loses our seat
>have to eat at fucking burger joint on a shitty side of town but feel like date went great
>for the first time in myu life, i feel happy
>try to call her back
>no response
>leave messages and everything
>finally get the hint after a week of no response when I see her with another chad
>fuck this.png
>decide to get a job
>get nice and cleaned up for job interviews that all happen within the same day
>skateboard to each interview since I don't have a car
>manage to land job
>fucking boss is a roastie
>finally become a wagie
>see this cutie at work in the elevator
>we hit it off and I think she likes me
>decide to buy her a gold watch as a gift
>roastie fucking rejects my offer and tells HR that I was sexually harassing her
>get fired from job
>oh well back to being a NEET
my advice to you young robots out there. Don't even bother, the game is rigged.