>be manlet >be straight >can't get a gf >gay

I like girls anon

I'm still in the shy phase

>>37500413
>I like girls anon
get over it
your ass is meant to make boys happy

>>37500413

But it's better to be the girl.

>>37500401
where the hell do you people keep finding gay people to hit on you?

>>37500434
I know, I'm trans

I still like girls though

>>37500413
Imao what a fag

>>37500427
>I'm still in the shy phase

Just find a guy online and explain your shyness. Be clear you need him to "rape" you. The first step is the hardest. After backing out a bunch of times, I finally gave a guy my address and told him to come over and not leave until I had his dick in my mouth. Best thing that ever happened to me.

>>37500435

I live in Miami. Lots of gayfags here.

I don't find men or dicks even slightly appealing, nor do I like the feeling of stuff in my ass.

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There's nothing I want more in this world than to go for a walk, an alpha male sees me, he stops and kidnaps me stuff me in his trunk, takes me back to his place, starves me and makes me wear girl clothes and act like a girl to get food and water, eventually think I'm a girl and become his good housewife/cockslave.

>>37500520
That sounds dangerous, don't actually tell strangers to rape you, establish a bond of trust first and determine if they are decent or not, and THEN you get raped

>>37500401
why do you faggots keep coming here

stupid cat eating gook needs to make /lgbt/ red already so I can post about hating myself without having to see the fuckton of faggot threads here

>>37500435

Online is a good place. Was a site called xpeeps, not sure if it exists anymore or not, but back in like 06 I made a profile there so I could post pics of my dong for my hot goth friend to see, and surprise surprise, EVERY message I got was from a gay dude. Some of them were pretty well off and even offered to get me down to wherever they were so they could "make a feast of my nuts and butt". Wish I'd gone through with it at the time, honestly.

>>37500587
>That sounds dangerous
>implying the danger isn't a turn on

>gay thread
>actually just an autogynephilia thread

Pretty fucking disgusting honestly

>>37500401
>>37500581
I wish I looked like an attractive girl more than anything else

is discord a good place to find someone to plow my virgin boi pussy?

>>37500401
I see the prison gay got to you

>>37500401
>getting pozzed

LMAO FAG, DIE OF AIDS

>>37500668
Getting pozzed is hot anon wanna try it?

>be bi-curious
>gay black coworker hits on me
>eh, why not
>get drunk with him
>he fucks me
>feels so good
>want his dick again
>he's bored with me and fucks off
>can't even get a relationship as a gayfag

just kill me already

>>37500622
both things are disgusting in the same level

>>37500401

I still feel shame and fear after fapping.

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>There are people in this thread that ACTUALLY fell for the gay meme and enjoyed

>>37500696

you clearly haven't taken it in the ass. it feels great having a nice warm dick in there.

>>37500654
post your discord and we'll talk anon, i wanna see that virgin boi pussy

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>>37500401
I couldn't fathom being with a guy. Good for you but not for me, also wife would be pissed.

>>37500427
Lmao don't push your gayness on him

>>37500434
I'd rather just enjoy them instead :) such soft skin

>>37500435
Gay men clubs

>>37500581
Sounds like this needs to be a Craigslist add

>>37500587
Very much so. Keep it a fantasy not a reality

>>37500661
Finally at the end enjoy your you

>>37500622
I really want them to fuck off.

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Every time my gay lust acts up is when I'm particularly depressed.
And every time I set up a date with someone online I get turned off whenever I see the guy's face, or just meet him in real life and see him dressed.
I'd love the gay sex for sure but all the meeting and social aspects and making sure he's clean and not a psychopath is such a turn off...

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>>37500401
>>gay guys hit on me
That doesn't happen with me. Plus I still like tits too much.

>>37500661
it seems like the prison gay is hitting r9k really hard lately. a decade+ of nogf will do that to you, you start getting desperate and look for any outlet

i mean i've been shoving things up my ass for years but I'd never have sex with a man, not gay enough

>fall for gay meme
>meet guy to suck off
>stick it in my mouth
>ok this is nasty
>it would be rude to stop so I just grin and bare it until he finishes
>cums on my face
>go to the bathroom to clean up
>cry
>he hears me crying
>comes in to comfort me
>starts undressing me
>wait stop
>shoves me face down over the sink and pins my arms behind me
>fucks me ass and cums on my back
>tells me to shower and get out
>feel so violated

Fuck you retards for shoving this gay shit in my face

>>37500971
So you got raped by a lunatic, why didn't you call the cops?

>>37500971
Hahaha, you deserved it, faggot

i'm going to die a virgin, but atleast I didn't take a load in the face and get raped

>>37500971
fucking kek, I bet you fap to memory too faggot lmao

>>37501022

Because I really didn't want to be in a courtroom explaining that I wore a yellow dress, went over to a guy's house to suck his dick, sucked it, then he raped me while I still had his cum on my face

>>37501079

>my fantasy is for a guy to rape me, cum on my face, and force me to walk around with his cum dripping off my face

I would literally pay money to be in your position

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>>37501079
Wow. Sucks to be you

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>>37500401
>Why haven't you gone gay yet?
I'm ugly and chubby and I only like cute boys so there's no point, I can't be a cute boy and I can't attract one

>>37500971
Let me guess, the guy was fat and old? I hear stories from fags like this all the time, and they always go for these old fat men.
Then get disappointed that it was disgusting and unpleasant.

>>37500401
The idea of sex with a man is just really repulsive to me personally.

No offense to you of the gays though. I'm glad you found happiness in life. Maybe one day I will too...

>>37501229
For me it's a fantasy vs reality thing. I can imagine having sex with a guy and get really turned on imagining his dick in me or sucking it.
But that comes without all the smells, hair, his masculine grunts, etc. In reality it'd probably be real fucking gross.

>>37501209

No, he was a 25 year old crossfit fag. At least I got bopped by a cute Chad

Wait, don't tell me you fags actually like sex.
The mere thought of sex is repulsive, let alone sex in real life.

>>37500971
guarantee this is just one a your faggot fantasies

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I wonder who is behind these threads.

>>37501362
At least you chose a decent guy. Well bodywise.

im assuming you went on heavy fiber diet two days before shat everything out then went on a lemon detox and just ate nothing thereafter?

fucking queers cant even write their own erotikkka rite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVIwepliNeo

Guys? No.
Trannys? FUCK MY BUTTHOLE QUEEN

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Tfw never will have sexy futa succubus to fill me and milk me

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>>37502598
Related demon 69

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>>37502617
This is the dream though

Origin

>>37502408
yeah no OP's story is bullshit
the guy didn't just put it in and it 'felt so right,' he would have needed to go through quite a bit of preparation and then it still would have hurt at first

>>37500401
Because I'm fat an hairy. I want to be a cute girl but I can't.

Being gay is like playing a mirror match in Starcraft or any fighting game. Both teams have the same strengths, the same weaknesses and the same tendencies. In terms of relationships you may think that means you're more compatible for eachother, but actually that means you'll have the same opinions, the same arguments and the same perspectives. You can do that shit all by yourself. The purpose of a companion is try new things, talk about different takes on the same things, to have a dialogue based on differing opinions and so forth.

You can be friends with dudes, but the only difference between friends and romantic partners is friends don't have sex and romantic partners do. Another difference is friends come and go but marriage is permanent. The purpose of sex, and I hope I'm not blowing anybody's hair back with this next part, is to produce offspring and continue the species. Part of producing offspring is for the mother and father to get married and raise their children together.

Despite heterosexual monogamy being validated by our biology, I think it naturally arises from polyamorous communism. Whenever there are groups of people all dating eachother, there will inevitably be one person which each person is the most apt to open up to and talk about his or her problems with. When one person opens up to one person that person will naturally open up back and in groups of people pair bonding will naturally occur. Also over time as people move and what not the pairs which have the strongest bonds will move together and remain bonded.

I saw on a video years ago with the Girl Writes What woman that polyamory is used by the elites to weak the social organization of the serf class. When there's just 2 people dating eachother they do whatever they want, but in a polyamorous relationship there's always 1 or 2 people at the top who control all the other people in their harem. Pair bonding is too inefficient to control the masses.

>>37503586
>The purpose of sex, and I hope I'm not blowing anybody's hair back with this next part, is to produce offspring and continue the species.

yeah, that's nice and all, but I don't give a shit about that part because I'm conscious of my own consciousnesses and, you know, existentialist shit that actually matters to me, and stuff like that

>>37503586
so much autism in this post

btw you're a massive faggot for wanting to have a unique identity on an anonymous Taiwanese fingerpainting board

>>37500401
>Be "straight"
>Fuck guys

Found your problem anon.

>>37500401
i demand a cute gay boyfriend

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>>37503714
I don't give a shit I'm just glad I was able to shutdown your homo-erotic fantasy thread. You'll get 3 maybe 4 more posts then the thread will die.

As someone who isn't a mindless worker ant I like to express my identity everywhere I go. You faggots are all one malevolent gay hive mind, and as someone who hasn't been on this site in over a month I'm leaving here for good.

All you faggots and dykes do is insult, correct or confuse eachother. You never contribute anything worthy of intelligent thought, and you never explain why you hold an opinion that you do, however being the worker ants that you are you may not be able to.

Fuck all you faggots and dykes.

>>37504202
I didn't read a single thing you said. You're an attention whoring faggot. I really wish you would kill yourself.

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>>37504218
I'm so sad. I really expected an authentic human connection this time.

But I'm not going to kill myself because I don't want Banana Brain by Die Antwoord to happen to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0

You are the epitome of failure, anon

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>>37504323
Looks like you kept on typing well guess what?

>>37500581
I want to be force femmed so bad. Like I wouldn't do gay shit not as a girl. I want to be a slave to a mistress that makes me suck and fuck her hung boyfriend.

>>37500883
I love dicks cumming but when I see the guys face in porn I get really turned off what does this mean

>>37500401
>tfw had multiple gfs and never got to cum inside
>first time I hooked up with a guy got to cum inside and every time after
gay sex is superior imo

>>37504651
Bump with same

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>>37500401
I like girls, I'm too tall to pass as a girl and I want to find a cute girl with freckles on her nose to marry, have exactly 4 children with and die together in our old age

>>37504651
youre just self inserting as the guy with the dick, you just seeing it from the girls perpective. not gay

>>37504776
this girl is very cute
>>37504796
ok good, I mean lesbian porn doesn't do anything for me really so I thought I was broken

>>37504858
She's so cute it fucking hurts

>>37504878
she looks a lot like my sister though so its weird.

It's all the subtle things too that I like, the really nice eye colors, cute chin and cheek shapings, really nice looking lips with the nice little friendly smile, i want to boop that nose, and nice eyebrows that arent fucking shaved and drawn and tattooed back on. Also the bit of fuzz on the arm. every girl with the fuzz on the arm I've known and noticed has been really nice and down to earth

>>37504955
Best way I can describe it is that she's very cute in a natural way.

Heavy makeup, tattoos, piercings, colored hair is all a complete turnoff for me.

Also I gotta meet your sister senpai

>>37505023
no she is off limits I already had to spook the fuck out of one fuckboy who was after her lucky charms.

Yeah I took this random online study once that showed you a succession of sets of two women you had to choose from and it would try to guess your political stances and a couple of things about you. It got really spot on with me. I haven't been able to find that website again I should have bookmarked it.

I just see no appeal with tattoos, piercings or any of that shit, but to each his and her own I guess. Like half the girl's tinder bios mention their tattoos or piercings like they are super attractive qualities.

>>37505118
I'm not a fuckboy though I just need someone to love for the rest of my life

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37505167
I just want at least a female to be my big spoon so I can rest my back on something and not wake up with horrible back pain every day :((((

also my sister is only originally 16

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>always thought that I was gay but was too ashamed to test it cause I felt like a fag as a kid
>mfw completely fucking straight
I JUST WANT TO BE SPECIAL REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37505215
shiiiettt

technically not wrong because I'm 19 but it'd still feel wrong

have you tried telling your back to be itself?

>>37501612
Holy shit that's the best acting I've seen from mike, ever. Why couldn't he have busted that out in space cop?

>>37505331
im 19 2 senpapi. Also yes i told my spine to sort itself out but I think the problem is my need to have really odd sleeping positions where I need something soft in between my legs and feet, and also shitty mattress that is like a cot bed with no hard support so it dips down and mattress topper that bunches up in the middle and makes hard spots that give me knots in my back

>>37503586
You named yourself "the voice of reason"? Fuck off you egotistical jackass.

>>37500401
Fuck off gay mafia, we know you're trying to make men gay so have more ass to fuck. Rot in hell sodomite.

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>>37505391
not the anon you were replying to , but
ssounds a lot like my sleep preference desu
I have a body pillow sorta blanket thing that I'm straddled around while on my side, legs sometimes pulled up in a squat

>>37505439
when my ankles touch together I get weirded out. I've been meaning to get a body pillow (non animu) for a while, just never got around to it. Also my pillow needs to be the perfect height and also remain cool or it ticks my autism off

>>37505391
that sounds shitty anon, I'm lucky to have no back/sleeping problems to speak of

I can sleep on the floor and be happy

>>37505510
I want a lewd/snug anime body pillow too someday, for the meme purpose of owning one desu and because cozy
ankles touching doesn't bother me that much, and if my legs are recently shaved, it's nice kinda

>>37500971
this sounds so hot desu

>>37505622
I could sleep on the floor but my floor is kinda grody and I am out of here in a couple days anyway so the cleaning guys will have to deal with it. Sometimes I roll into the little crevice between my bed and the wall that has the smooth radiator covering a couple inches lower than my mattress so I feel really supported.

>>37500447
will you try some cock though?

But I have, At party, with a friend of a friend. We were both pretty drunk and both virgins, as far as I know. We were just getting away from the party, talking, and over an hour things slowly escalated. He took the initiative. From talking about relatively heavy stuff, to him getting close, then outright cuddling, to him stroking my leg. After that we didn't even talk, it was pretty frantic. His parents were not home and he lived close so after making out for what felt like hours, we discreetly left the party, went to his place, and continued there.