Anon can you help me take care of Chad's kid? I don't

I love you to
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>>37499884

For sure honey-baby-doll

I love you too, come move in with me.

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>>37499906
>>37499917

Pic related is your future

>getting older
>no children
>aroused by exactly this shit

The other day as a schoolteacher assistant I was bored during the sports lesson, the young teacher was bored too, she was browsing her phone.
I put the spaghetti aside, gathered my courage and decided to start a little convo.

>Is it your kid
>yes
>He's cute!
>(embarrassed smile... clearly finds me pathetic)

NOT MY KID?

YEHAW

>>37499955
Hot. How can I make this future happen sooner?

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>>37499955
That's some good shit you got there anon.

>>37500038
*substitute teacher

Also,
>>37500000

>>37500047
Nooo i don't wanna be a stay at home momdad that's degenerate. I want my kids to grow up thinking they have a normal family so I can't grow my hair long or wear skirts.

>>37500038
Embarrassed smile means she finds you cute. You should have asked her if she wants to get coffee later.

Do as the lions do.

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>>37500046
Be hopelessly devoted to a girl before she does anything to deserve it.

>>37499884
okay
but you're having one with me too

>>37499884
>Ex chests and gets knocked up
>We split up
>She tried to come back 8 months later thinking she's gonna get me to take care of it
An absolute shame she ruined her body because she was banging but whatever. I think everyone deserves a second chance but fuck her for that shit

Fuck off roastie. That's what you get for being a slut for chad.

>>37500365
You should have come back. You would have had a great life with a beautiful girlfriend and a beautiful child. I'm jealous I've never had the opportunity you've had.

>>37499884
Oo-okay baby I guess this'll be the opportunity I've been waiting after I got that vasectomy at 18 21 yrs ago but here first sign this paperwork

>>37500416
Babe. I was just drunk. I don't know what I was thinking but it was a one time thing it won't happen again. You shouldn't let that one foolish mistake I made erase all of the good times we've had, and all the good times we may have in the future.

>>37500505
You always have to over complicate things anon this is why no one likes you.

>implying im not lonrly enough to accept chads child.
Is there a psychological mode in males where the realization of not being an alpha makes tou want to be a beta provider?

>>37499955
S-Sauce? Please. I can't access any sites to look it up myself.

>>37500606
Yes. It's your natural place in this world and once you begin to accept it you can find love and happiness.

>>37500606
No, you are just fucked up, the normal reaction would be resentment, hatred and killing yourself not continue the torture that it's beta existence.

>>37500636
Try: http://www.tsumino.com/Read/View/3669/5#10

>>37500681
No. It's healthier to accept it. Without providers civilization crumbles.

>>37500473
I would have taken her back without hesitation if she didn't get pregnant

>>37500681
But i know im not an alpha. Far from it

>>37500730
It's not, fuck off roastie, no one outside of beta normies will be willing to be a beta provider.

>>37500730
Fuck civilization, let it crumble.

>>37500698
Of course it ends with him becoming an mtf.

>>37500819
Civilization is the only thing keeping losers like you alive. It's going to be really bad for you if you keep up that attitude.

>>37500730

Civilization is already crumbling nigga, providers are the least of the world's problems.

>>37500873
Fuck off, like any of us really care about shit like that, civilization is crumbling anyway

>>37500931
You will care when your chance of getting laid goes from 1% to 0% and your NEETbux stop being deposited into your account.

>>37500974
You still don't get it, I'll kill myself before being a beta provider, my life is mine, fuck civilization. fuck chad and fuck roasties like you.

>>37501008
Just kill yourself now then. The world would objectively be better without you.

>>37501039
I'll kill myself when I want to bitch.

>>37500974
You fail to realize that betas aren't NEETs. Betas are slaves. And with the full force of the sexual liberation, divorce laws and the internet in effect, most can't even find a roastie that will settle for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0m_GVG3Oxo

>>37501063
>translation: I'm too much of a bitch to do it
Don't worry, I already knew. Come suck my nut out of my balls little bitch

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>>37499884
Ain't my child
Ain't my problem

>>37499884
If you loved me you wouldn't come crawling only as a last resort. Let Chad pay for the bastard, it's his kid after all.

What world is OP living in where he has random girls in wild situations in various states of undress every other day?
Do I live in this world, now?

>>37500557
well I need to know your here for me and not just as a father to Chad's baby because he ran off like a pussy when he knocked you up

>>37501112
How much of a faggot can you be, I said I would kill myself if I had to be a beta provider, I'm not forced to be a beta provider, your autistic post doesn't change my reality so why the fuck would I kill myself. fucking sperg.

>>37501146
Why don't you want to help support civilization? It's not like you'll be spreading your genes anyway so you might as well help raise a superior male's offspring and collect any pity fucks the mother is willing to give to you.

>>37501278
No one wants used goods. not even /r9k/ neets are willing to be cucks.

>>37501254
You do have to be a beta provider though. It's the only role available for an ugly loser like you. Sorry if you hadn't realised this truth yet

>>37501300
Even if that was true, I don't give a fuck about society or roles so fuck off.

>>37501278
Because the mother will grow to resent me even if I'm gracious enough to let her in and try to get child support for a kid that isn't even mine and even if she didn't the kid would just grow up to be a mouth-breathing gangbanger that will never achieve anything besides maybe winning a high school football game if he doesn't drop out beforehand.

>>37501371
>the mother will grow to resent me even if I'm gracious enough to let her in
Single mothers tend to be loyal as fuck to dudes who treat them right and scoop their ass out of the gutter

>>37501355
>If I had to be a beta provider I'd kill myself
>You do it's the only role available
>That's true but I don't care
So why aren't you killing yourself?

>>37501297
Define "used goods" Normal men don't give a single fuck if a girl is a virgin or not. I've taken the virginity of two girls and if I had the choice with a new girl to be virgin or not I'd choose not 100% of the time.

>inb4 omg lol wut a cuck i can't even xDD
If you guys have ever had sex you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. I want my dick sucked perfectly, I want her to deep throat it, I want her to be able to ride my cock and make herself cum without me having to do all the work, I want her to talk dirty and not just lay there moaning while getting fucked all boring like. Sex with sluts is best sex. Only virgins think about "emotional connection" and "lovemaking"

>>37501542
>I'm an enormous faggot that cant live without farming (you) now that i know about 4chan
Go back to plebbit fucking sperg

>>37501731
I've been here for over a decade. Now start making those suicide plans

>>37500473
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha*breaths*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>37501842
>/r9k/ is created on 2008
>year 2017
>I've been here for over a decade i swear guys

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>>37499884
Why do women do this? Don't they know that their kid might discover these pictures when he's older?

Also, the day I discovered pregnant women in porn is the day I lost faith in God. Utterly fucked up.

>>37501984
>he thinks /r9k/ is the only 4chan board
Please. Stop. Stop life. Stop breathing.

this is gross
i feel bad for that baby desu or any baby thats inside some whore making porn

>>37502099
>I'm such a faggot that thinks browsing other imageboards makes you a regular poster on every imageboard instead of an outsider
Every imageboard develops their own culture and memes you fucking plebbitor, you don't belong here and it's obvious for everyone to see.

>>37502154
>he thinks the boards have had a culture after 2010
Just because some permavirgin autismos have tried to co-opt this board doesn't mean board culture exists anymore. quit trying. end yourself beta provider

>>37502201
>I decide if board culture exist anymore
>do what I want already
Please keep sparging faggot, your subjective opinion means jackshit, you don't belong here so fuck off.

>>37502274
You said you'd kill yourself if you had to be a beta provider. You've admitted that you have to be. Why don't you just do it?

I made a promise to myself in grade 8 never to raise another man's child. I am now 34 years of age. I would rather die childless than spend one fucking dime on the child of a deadbeat.

>>37502310
Are you this autistic or just an outsider newfag? there is 26 posters on the thread why the fuck you pretend every single reply you get would be from the same anon.

>>37502358
>now he's pretending to be someone else
lmfao top pathetic

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>>37502385
Happy? now fuck off.

>>37500276
yea idk I guessed she was happily married

>>37502464
>talk to who I thought I was talking to the entire time
>reply once to you
>OMG SEE? TOLD YOU HAHA XD VIRGINS ONLY HERE PLEASE LEAVE XDDDDD

>>37502548
>Damage control
You are just being a faggot, you don't belong so fuck off it's that simple.

>>37499884
sure, but only if you agree to my terms. you pay 50% of the bills, you will suck my dick on command, and cook all meals.

>>37502572
Damage control for what?

>you don't belong so fuck off
I'd kill myself if I belonged here with you people. Still not leaving

>>37499884
why I dont know u retard get the fuck out of my house lmao

>>37502624
Sure mate, you totally browsed 4chan for more than 10 years, you are totally not from plebbit.

>>37502672
Only been on reddit to read Fat People Hate but it's gone now. I wish I had an account and browsed it 24/7 just to piss you off more though

>>37502783
>he takes memes and meme posting seriously
>thinks he can piss off anons on 4chan
over the 10 years...

>>37502896
>he's that new he thinks gb2 plebbit wasn't once serious
I can't even

>>37499884

Sure, we can live together. Once you have an abortion.

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>>37502944
>cogntiive dissonance
Oh boy, you really have autism huh.

Okay but if the kid gets on my nerves, I'm feeding it to the coyotes.

S-sure! Take all of my beta bux PLEASE? I'll do anything to sniff your ass at least once