>you will never be Tyrone

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>>37500619
>you will never be Hanz

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>you will always be you

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>be black
>5'7"
>irish jew nose
>long eyelashes
>so soft spoken I can be in a mildly quiet room with a few conversations ongoing, shout and no one will hear me.

why

>>37500825
At least you're not turkish

>>37500886
be my bf (male)

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>blackbot
>have the body of Tyrone but not the personality
>girls (and some dudes) walk up to me excitedly all the time
>they expect some cool, stylish, and hype Tyrone
>instead they get autistic boring loser
>instantly uninterested
Wizardry here I come.

>>37500619
that's a pretty femme tyrone you got there

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>>37501210
>tfw your gay friends always say they would date you
>no female will ever show interest

why are we still here? just to suffer?

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>>37500619
He's not a good representation of Tyrones

>>37501554
stop being a slave to the vaginal jew my man

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>>37501681
look i would go gay if i could but girls are just so unbearably attractive, yet equally unattainable.

>MFW the captcha was the name of my old oneitis who rejected me

every moment is suffering

>>37501309
i dont get the "bots" like this

personality can be altered over time, just change your enviroment, people you spend time with and you will form a better more confident personality, if you already have the body you are 90% there.

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>>37500619
Why is Tyrone wearing makeup?

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>>37500619
>ywn black the entire female student body in HS
>ywn be a star athlete in college
>ywn be falsely accused of rape you pumped and dumped a virgin freshman from the Midwest
>ywn understand how why rappers call girls thots

>>37502160
I just can't help it. I'm always afraid I'll say something that upsets them, or I'll say something to embarrass myself. So I just say as less as possible.
Every time I get into long conversations I end up saying something stupid or embarrassing. Then end up a joke to them forever. I'd rather be known as the quiet guy then the weirdo guy.