>tfw no big cock bf I don't care how ugly or short you

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*hisses originally*

>>37500879
I have a big dick, or at least, the girls I'm with say I do. I'd have to stretch one girl out with my fingers for a while before sex with her. I don't know if she just had a tiny pussy, but even with extra lube, every time we fucked she said sex hurt like hell for a few minutes until she got used to it.

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>implying you can handle Tyrone

,>>37500995
Fuuucckk that's a nice looking cock.

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>>37501024
>implying this is big

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>>37500879
Well my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless your a loyal gf and have a great personality hun.

>>37501018
I experience this with an average one. Not to make you feel less special just letting yknow.

>>37501067
To women anything black is big and anything Asian is small regardless of size

Jk;)

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>>37501018
What are you doing anon please stop this stupidityy

>>37500879
ssssssssssssssssslut
INNUENDO ORIGINUENDO

>>37501117
>Not to make you feel less special just letting yknow.
That's fine. All I know is woman have told me I'm on the larger size, which is ok by me.

Though let's face it: I'm white. Probably can't compete with Tyrone lol

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>>37501252
Anything works that can get in their don't need to be a Chad or Tyrone. But know that your the hottest shit ever put on this earth and live that :).

Then sale your body

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>>37501234
Hey you be nice to Op, he she is free to want a monster mammoth cool if they want

>>37501293
>that entire post
What the actual fuck are you trying to say?

What is this bullshit about negros having bigger penis's than whites? It's a jew perpetrated myth out of america to mentally beat you down and automatically see yourselves as inferior.

>Size queen
>Get 1 inch in
>Bitch starts moaning

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>>37501344
I'm mostly just bored.hanging out with family and my baby is being passed around.

>>37501346
It's just a stereotype it probably won't ever affect you irl. So nothing to be upset about.

>>37501363
That's pretty realistic

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choose me! 8 inches.

6'2 skinny

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Go for me op!

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>>37501419
My dick is bigger than that and it's 7 inches, you aren't measuring your penis correctly

Also I have phimosis too, nice to meet you

>>37501438
I think you might need to trim.

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>>37501487
no, it's 8 inches, a little bigger bone pressed.
And I can pull the skin back easily

here's a semi

>>37500879
why do gay people have to keep starting penis threads and posting dick picks
we get it, you love cock
stop

girls dont ever ask or even like big dicks i can tell you from experience

>>37501532
I'll trim for op!

>>37501538

That's the funniest picture I've seen today.

>>37501438
This is probably the ugliest dick i've seen

>>37501581
Don't be hatin nibob

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>>37500879
BE GONE THOT.

COMMENTO ORIGINALE

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>>37501553
Some girls totally love cock. Personally I think some really look amazing and can't help but picture being fucked by them.

>>37500995
>He's holding it like that because of peyronie's disease

Kek anon I know that feel. I can tell because of how it's bending, mines about 7-8 inches (my dick is exactly 19cm long)
Girls during sex told me the bend feels real good. But I've only been with 2 girls, and I'm still insecure bout it

>>37501573
And not for me? Pitty.

>>37501666
Let these trips speak for me

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>>37501117
>>37501252
>>37501293
>>37501394
I want these RP faggots to leave my board.
Why is there so much of this lately?

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>>37501581
All ducks are ugly the

>>37501641
Welp the spell has been cast

>>37501664
I have a beautiful one :) whoever cut mine was an artist

>>37501666
Mine been and flicks the girls they love that shit. But it hurts like a sob

>>37501699
Thus bored can never be cleansed

>>37501699
>Why is there so much of this lately?
subversion

>>37501775
similar case but mine doesn't hurt, you realize I'm talking about when it bends to the side? Also if you have this type of peyronie's condition you'll get a lot of priapisms, I've been able to fuck for a straight hour and more when I was losing my virginity

>>37501419
Bretty nice dick, anon. Are you asian or latino?

>>37501394
You didn't answer my question: what are you trying to say here:
>>37501293

I've read it several times and I'm at a loss.

>>37501699
What rp? I'm a Chad that frequents r9k because it amuses me. I'm just sharing my experiences.

>>37501806
I'm talking about bending in half and flicking inside. Like a finger

>>37501822
Nothing matters appearance wise along as you carry yourself with .confidence

>>37501699
raiding outsiders are trying to subvert, they are a bunch of faggots. and they are awful at it, all they do is shit up the catalog with shit threads where they samefag

>>37501840
-.... I have no fucking clue what you're on about. Idc anyway

>>37501864
Oh. Well I'm good looking and confident. So yay.

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>>37501866
At least these threads add some diversity so I don't see the same thing over and over.

>>37501878
Dick bends down,head then releases and flicks the women. Like a finger.

>>37501895
Are you confident for the reason of being good looking, like if you woke up ugly would it effect you?

>>>37501664 (You)
>I have a beautiful one :) whoever cut mine was an artist

>>37501775

Are you going to prove it?

>>37501963
>Are you confident for the reason of being good looking, like if you woke up ugly would it effect you?
It helps, I guess. Having a sociable personality helps, too. If I woke up ugly, I'd probably lose some, but I'd be fine, I think. I'm not confident only because of my looks.

>>37501438
Your dick is sideways m8.

>>37501574
This. Jesus fucking christ dude did you honestly think that pose was attractive?

>be gay man
>want to see big cocks
>make thread pretending to be female
>get thirsty virgins with big cocks to post their dongers

>>37501060
Yeah I like it too, thanks.
>tfw your own cock makes you hard

>>37501666
It does bend a bit to the right. I don't think it's anywhere near severe enough to get me diagnosed with something, though.

>>37501666
Two questions as a 7-8" virgin. Redpill me.
1. Do women actually like big dicks?
2. Can you actually go balls deep with 7-8"?

Bullshit.

I have a big cock but you wouldn't want to fuck me, I'm not even fat either

>>37500879
Heyy sWeEt MoMma :-)
I dOnT kNo If U cAn HaNdLe It AlL hEhEhE xD
My DiCkY sO bIgGy It DoNt WaNnA sTaY iN mA pAnTiEs :-(
WoUlD a HoT gIrLiE lIeK u HaLp mI oUt? A lItTlE mOuTh NeVeR hUrT nOoNe (HiHiHeeHeh)

SuCc mY dIcC
pOp It OuT lik3 LiPsTiKk
-bOtDf-

RaWrR

>>37503587
I vehemently want to hate fuck you

>>37503572
How large is that cock, big boy?

>>37501419
>skinny
this is skinnyfat, anon

>>37503621
CaN i WeAr My PeArLy ChOkEr HeHe ?
wE r GuNnA nEeD a StrAbOsCoPiC lAmP cUz ThE pArTy NeVa StoPs eHeH ...nOt EvEn In Da BeDrOoOm :-) 8====D

>>37501419
BEAVER BOYS BEAVER BOYS
Shrimp
And white wine

>>37503682
DruggeD?
What drugs did you take, anon?

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>>37503656
A tiny bit shy of 8

So not monster cock but still big. Regardless no one has seen it because autism

>>37503759
Damn. That looks so fuckable.

>>37503739
i ToOk A pIlL iN 1B1Z4 hEhE


dIcK dIcK

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>>37503795
On second view that's a really shit picture that makes it look shit but I mainly have gifs and videos

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I'm smol ;w;

>>37503824
Still looks nice. I would be showing that thing off as well. Not to be a perv, but yeah. This is so going to help me get off.

>>37503846
I can't just like walk up to a girl and go 'I have a large penis let us do all the sex'

I just resort to whoring myself on /soc/ and pretending the person watching is a girl to stave off the loneliness

>>37503759
It looks like a crippled finger

>>37503910
Hahaha. Well, I used to post on soc a lot, but kinda commited to sending things only to one guy. But yeah, rest assured that it was a roastie complementing you.

>>37503824
hairy fingerlet

>>37503834
thicc it is

>>37503931
Lmao I like that
>>37503955
I am so hairy. It fucking sucks - I should shave again , probably tomorrow

at what point is it considered big?

>>37503946
Doubt.jog

>>37504070
Aww shit. Do I got to prove it? Nah

>>37503999
9"

Originally des famalam

And yet thous bragging about dick size still post on r9k...

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heres a semi, OP

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>>37504111
I'll just take it at face value I guess

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>>37504289
why the fuck would you shave it like that

>>37500995
would succ originally

>>37504446
kinda looks like mine, I'd succ it

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>>37504937
The hitler moustache makes me laugh every time I get a boner and it looks like i'm heiling hitler

Wouldn't you rather have a cute, little cock? The big ones hurt, y'know.

>>37506140
Size difference frotting, my man

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I'm a 6 inch dicklet but I don't get how some of the anons here are 7-8 inches. Some of these dicks don't look bigger than mine.

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>>37500879
I have a thick meat and I want to show the world.

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I'm addicted to posting my cock

>>37503759
I like this dick a lot
looking at it makes me hard

>>37501419
You have female hips anon....

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>>37500879
Assuming you are not a troll, one piece of advice from girl to girl: If a guy with a large dick is interested in you, he will try to let you know about his size, by joking about it, saying he was too big for his ex, etc.

>Be 7x5 inches
>when I fuck with condoms it's eh
>when I go raw I hit walks and have girls scream

I don't even think I'm that big