Wagecuck Monday Schedule

>wake up at 6am
>smoke a bowl
>get dressed
>head into the office
>flip the phone off continuously for 8 hours while occasionally sneaking off to smoke joints in the parking lot
>come home at 3:30
>chill for an hour
>do homework for 3 hours
>watch tv and drink myself to sleep
>rinse
>repeat on tuesday

>>37653791
Work and hw?

>>37653860
Yeah I'm taking an accelerated online course from the local university. Trying yo eventually get my degree.

>>37653887
what are you studying anon? also that's a lot of drugs and alcohol, damn bro

>>37653906
Im a history major with a polysci minor working in the airline industry trying to get into the corporate world of cannabis.
That doesn't even cover my cocaine and lsd abuse.

>>37653982
Why all the abuse? Depressed about life?

>>37654064
I'm just kind of a drug fiend. I function just fine in life, I hold down a job and go to school with my own place. I just love being fucked up. I was majorly depressed for five years and drank to cope but now I just do it out of habit. It's life.

>>37653726
>staying up all night tonight
>sleeping all day tomorrow
>i have mondays off because i work sundays
>easily milk 8 hour out of 5 hours of work on that sunday
>its like i have a 3 day weekend

get fucked typical wage cuckers

>>37653982

>History major

Kek, when will goyim learn

>>37654420
Anon, I did compsci for years and almost killed myself. Just let me have this one thing to enjoy.

>>37653726
> waking up tommorrow at 6am
> going to go to training for new job
> probably going to hate it but whatever its monies more than retail
> never worked in an office setting before.
> nervous

>>37654438
youre gonna enjoy it until you graduate and can't get a job dumbass

t. polisci major making 16/hr doing mid-level retail garbage.

get a real skill.

>>37653726
>up at 4:45
>breakfast made and ate by 5:10
>showered and dresses by 5;30
>at work by 6
>drive forklift and press buttons on industrial agricultur machinery while yelling at my subordinates till 1
>paperwork and cleaning till 2-2:30
>home by 3
>pick my girl up from her work at 5, dinner made and are by 7
>fuck, watch netflix, drink beer
>in bed by 11
>repeat till Friday
I do enjoy my IV cocaine and heroin 3-4 times a month but only when it's convenient

>>37654530
I honestly don't care anymore.
Any money is some money.

>>37654612
are you going into debt to get it?

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>>37654605
*dressed *agricultural *ate
>shameless phoneposter

>>37654630
I'm in debt due to my compsci major but i found enough money to not have to go into debt any further.
I already have an office adult job so I have experience.

>>37654657
well then i guess you'll be ok

>>37654686
Maybe. I work in the airline industry and have experience working with complex reservations systems. I'm hoping that experience plus my older experience counts on a resume.

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>>37654420
>tfw history major as well
>tfw no passion for anything
>tfw no idea what to do with my life post graduation
>tfw i'll probably kill myself before the age of 30

>>37654708
sooo uhh

>how much do you get paid?
>do you interact with people alot?
>whats ur official job called?

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>NEET on and off since 2012
>had a few office and retail jobs here and there
>browsing jobs a few nights ago and decide to send a resume to a bank looking for a financial crime adviser
>get called later that day with an interview offer
>mfw
>not totally sure what a financial crime adviser does
>salary is better than any job i've had before
>going to try and brute force my way through the interview and pull myself out of NEETdom

i need your energy, anons

>>37654712
drop out dumbass. all you're doing is becoming thousands of dollars poorer and remaining just as employable as a hs graduate.

DROP OUT OR CHANGE YOUR MAJOR

>>37653726
Hey wats up bros, new NEET here.

>>37654783
>pay
11 an hour but im about to be promoted to 14
>do you interact with people alot?
All day every day. That's essentially my job and I'm good at it.
>whats ur official job called?
RTM: reservations agent.

>>37654794
Familiarize yourself with some basic accounting and behavioural finance (Plenty of videos on YouTube), take a pen and paper and spend about 5-6 hours getting through as much content as you can, review over a few days before the internet would be my advice

if asked, say you want to go back to Uni to study an Accounting/Finance or Economics/Finance double major (once you get the job they won't care)

godspeed anon, you can do it

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>wake up
>do situps
>do pushups
>run a few miles
>come home
>eat bacon
>drink a monster
>post
>???
>profit

>>37654821
>11 an hour
>mfw i get paid 16/hr + 20/hr overtime to drive around and put shit on shelves at supermarkets.

ill pass

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>>37654808
Too late for that, I'm a senior now. I'm only in this shit because my parents think "Oh any degree is fine as long as you have a degree." I might just work as an electrician or something.

>be me
>be 20 year old carpenter, $20/h
>wake up at 6
>drink coffee, smoke two cigs, brush teeth
>be at work for 7
>contribute to society for 8.5 hours
>get home by 4
>eat
>drive to gym
>work out for an hour
>get home and eat again by 6
>smoke bowl
>drink
>watch concerts on the computer
>repeat 5 times a week. life is good

>>37654860
Your choice, I'm just trying to gain more experience. I'm still just a dude without a degree. My last job was at a supermarket and that was horrible.

>>37654855
thats honestly better than most anons routines here anon. good for you, i guess. im a fan of monster as well. its like very low-grade cocaine

>>37654867
well anon, at least you're not delusional. hope that works out for you.

>>37654871
>not working out before your wageslavery
>not cruising through the first 4 hours of the day due to endorphins making the time go by fast

cmon this is wagie 101 stuff anon

>>37654891
Thanks anon but I can't see my life going anywhere but suicide at this point. I'll either hold out until my parents die or snap one day and just do it. Everything feels like a chore at this point even my hobbies.

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>>37654891
thank you, anon. i enjoy monster very much.
some times, i'll drink it before a run and i'll run at an insane rate.

>>37653726

>wake up
>down antidepressants
>single large daily dump
>shower
>dress
>drive for an hour to a location that should take 15 minutes
>work harder than anyone else in my office
>go excercise
>go home to no one
>check out 4chan
>be lonely
>asleep by 7 or 8

>>37654946
i actually know this feel quite well anon.

https://pushingrubberdownhill.com/2016/05/09/you-need-to-create-your-own-crisis/

give this a read it might activate those almonds.

>>37654493
You'll be alright anon. The trick is to always look busy

>>37654931
One day i will reach the levels of being able to wake up at 430 AM to train before my shift, but that day is not soon. sadly

>>37654997
I've been trying that for a couple years now. I don't say yes to everything but I've had a whole bunch of new experiences. Thing is I still don't feel any passion or anything, I'm still going through the motions. As for life creating a crisis for me that's happened too. I don't feel any better for them it all just reminds of of what I'm missing.

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>cutting your hair every day
>eating when you aren't hungry
>sleeping when you aren't tired
>tfw when working and it is sunny outside
>tfw working when it is a holiday
>tfw working when you are single and alone.
>tfw working when you have a woman and wondering what she is doing
>tfw your woman goes to work every day
>tfw you live in poverty and your rich boss has the nerve to show his face around you
>tfw your body aches after work
>tfw your body still aches on monday morning
>tfw working overtime

thank you mommie for letting me live with you. i pity the rest of you, envy a few, and curse those that think we are fit to live like this.
but for those few happy chads, who think a big-money job makes you any more than a lackey cock-sucker, i love when i shake hands with people like you, and your soft, quivering, house-slave hand brushes against the callouses on mine and your eyes never look at me with any haughtiness again.

monday's comin, as she always does tho. some work, some eat tendies. i know what i'll be doin.

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>wake up
>remember i begin punished by my college for not pass calculus I yet(cant take the class again anymore)
>3/9 semesters done
>i should be in 7th one
>go to work in best buy
>cant sleep because if i fail the special test i will be punished again or kicked out
>the teachers who made the test have no mercy and they re butthurt that you can pass with one test so they make it as impossible they can
how do i git gud in calculus?

>>37655195
I wasn't good in math either. Just take some practice test or worksheets online and you should get it down. I did this consistently because I fell asleep during math.

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>>37653726
>up at 4am
>coffee and a light breakfast of fruits
>tai chi and yoga for an hour
>walk to work (one mile), 6:30
>set up get everything mise en place
>seven and a half hours cooking
>cook myself a tasty meal for free (thanks Mr. Shekelburg!)
>home by 2:30
>get shitfucking ripped off liquor and take FAT DABS until it's past midnight
>cry and vomit and gorge on trash all the while pausing only to shitpost and jack off
>pray for death
>wake up at 4 refreshed and chipper and ready to do it all again
It's not such a bad life, neetlords dont know what they're missing let me tell you

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>>37653726
>Worked today 4-9:30
>have off tomorrow
>Gonna sleep all day
>Watch anime on laptop
>Jack off
>Work the next day, then have day off
>rinse and repeat
Part time isn't that bad desu

Who here /quit/ job and how? I'm not quitting, but will be doing 2 week in coming weeks. Mr.Shekels is shitty, everyone else is cool.

>>37655549
I'm in bed about to wake up to go to work at 8am. Somedays I have to work at mornings and some other days at the afternoon.

Today.

>wake up
>"breakfast"
>go to work
>7 hours wagecucking
> get home at 3 pm
> rest of the day I live my neet life

When I work at the afternoon:

> go to work at 3 pm until 10 pm
> get home at 10:05 pm
>the rest of the day/night Im meet until 4 or 6 am
>then go to sleep
>wake up at 1 or 2 pm
> go to work at 3pm

Didn't sleep today btw, help?

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>wake up at 6
>eat ramen
>go inside car with dad
>drops me at his convenient store
>work there 12 hours
>arrive at home at 9
>comtemplate sue of cide
>repeat 3 times a week

>>37654882
14/hr isn't bad w/out a degree. I just pushed pasr 15 and I've got over 10 years in industry. Props

These people who go to school for majors that aren't wanted in the job market just make me not valuable. Stay in your shit major

I just got offered a job to be a Word Processor halfway across the country for $75,000 after being NEET for 4 years. Is this real life? I feel like someone else deserves this more and they're going to pull a 180 when I actually fly out to sign the papers next week.

>wake up at 7
>jack off
>avocado toast for breakfast
>drive to work and arrive at 9
>2 hours of easy work while i listen to music
>serve people sushi
>Home by 4:15 or 9:15 depending on shift
>Do this Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
>Drink/Smoke during the day on friday
>Go out drinking 3 nights a week with no worry about hangover becuase i dont work mondays

pretty good desu