Hey /r9k/, so it's my birthday tomorrow and my mum's letting me keep one of my gifts in my room overnight so I can open it first thing when I wake up. BIG MISTAKE
Dubs decides if I open it right now with you lads
probably a sex toy
>>37653786
You'll be disappointed, don't open it until tomorrow. It's hard to be disappointed at one gift when you have others to open right after
Fine I'll roll.
This better be a good dildo
>>37653786
I'll bite. Let's see what OP's mom is packing.
>>37653786
What are you like 9?
>>37653839
This
Save it
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>>37653786
Its time to roll that sucker open
re rolling for open
open it now and you'll lose the excitement tomorrow morning. a good gift can make the rest of your birthday amazing if you open it in the morning
>>37653786
open it and show us what it is
>>37653786
Happy Birthday let's see your gift
>>37653786
Cum in the bag and then open it
open it in the morning and have fun with the gift on your birthday
>>37653786
I say open it my unpatient friend
>>37654078
Re-rolling for this bb
>>37654098
Missed by one again. Re-roll.
>>37653786
Open in the morning its all about the anticipation. Also tfw I had 3 years without gifts or proper birthday celebrations which led me to not liking birthdays and consecutively not considering them that important and as a result of that forgeting birthdays of people close to me and making them upset.
>>37654177
And we have a winner.
Tell us tomorrow what was inside the package.
>>37654177
>77
Alright then, I'll open it in the morning, this turned out to be a pretty divisive thread. Also, it's a shame people get upset at you for that, I don't think birthdays are a very big deal either.
>>37654177
Shit this is the first get I have ever got and even then I just ruined the fun for everyone. Anyways anon happy birthday, you can do an unpacking thread tomorrow morning if you want. We love you everything is going to be ok.
>>37654252
>>37654285
I'll post a thread tomorrow with the result, it'll probably be around noon (EST) or something though cause I get up late