I don't want to be a wagie

bumb ;-;

>>37667922
>How do I do it in a way that ensures I won't get a call back from them?
Just be yourself.

>>37668555
fuck thats really sadly true

it's simple, be completely honest on the application

they are looking for dedicated employees with previous retail experience, guessing you have nothing that shows either of those things

but take the application seriously so you know what to expect in the future and so your mom stops bothering you

but really there's nothing to worry about, you won't get the job without connections

>>37668644
>you need connections to work shitty retail jobs now
wew

>>37667922
Put very limited availability (i.e., only the last 2 hours they are open)

>>37667922
I work at Home Depot. I actually have no idea because I thought my interview was shit but I was still hired. Whatever you do don't do Overnight Freight, it's an insane amount of work for so little pay. People are nice but I miss being a NEET.

Meh they won't take you even if you wanted. Jobs these days especially retail only hire you if you call HR directly. That's what I did. Internet applications are BS unless you're looking for a more service based job

>>37667922

But Home Depot is a decent place to work. I have a few friends that work there and they seem to enjoy it.

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>>37668555
This

When I went for a McDonald's interview I was planning out how I would deliberately ruin it and not get a call back. But when it started I was so nervous I forgot the plan and sperged out all on my own. I just had to be my self.

The Depot is a pretty good job, meng. Why screw that up?