Things Normies Do that are Infuriating

Just listen to them. It makes them happy. Ask occasional follow up questions and comments, you don't even have to listen very closely or know what they're talking about.

In fact it's a great way to learn from other people. Go figure.

>>37695374
People enjoy talking about their interests, why don't you?

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>>37695374
>>be at work
>work


Fuck off normie

>>37695374
They're throwing you a bone, dipshit.

"You don't go rock climbing/hunting/kayaking/whatevering? Well here's how fun it is..."

Translation: Well maybe if I talk about it it'll entice him. He's always so fucking depressing to be in a room with, maybe we should get him into our hobby to try to keep him from killing himself and making us all have to go to 45 minute lectures about suicide every Thursday for a month.

One of the normalfagisms that I hate the most is "no-life it"

When Skyrim came out everyone was talking about how they were going to "no-life it"

I find it so fucking annoying

>>37696495
thnx, now i can blend in.

>>37697655
Fuck off NEETcuck. Not all of us have parents to leech off of, faggot.

>>37695374
That obnoxious coworker who will weaponize greetings by snidely and loudly directing them at you even though (and likely because) you're the kind of person who wants to be left the *fuck* alone. Fuck you, Jake.

>>37697792
>a normie can't even keep the ulterior motive out of his angelic normie hypothetical
pottery

>>37697792
>tfw coworkers only talk with you to avoid 45 minute lectures
Well thanks for that happy thought

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>normies constantly talk about how drunk they got or how much marijuana they smoked
I swear to God, it's the same exact conversation over and over and over again. I hear it in passing of when sitting on the bus; same bullshit "lol i got soooo drunk and highxD"
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP NO ONE FUCKING CARES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37695374
>Normie comes back and makes a normie hating thread

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>tfw I am the coworker who tells old man stories

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>>37697655
Kill yourself leech. NEETs are cancer on society

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Where do you guys work?

I wish I had normie coworkers my age who would tell me about their boring lives. I've gotten to the point where I desperately crave social interaction no matter how dull it may be.

>People talk to you about literally anything at work
>You listen and ask vague questions to seem interested
>Everyone thinks you're such a nice guy
Faking this normie thing is easier than I thought.

>>37698557
>DUDE I GOT SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT AT THE CLUB! 420 BLAZE IT!!11 XXXDD
Whenever I hear about some dumbasses dying in a car accident on a Friday night, it makes me smile knowing that's there's a few less of them in the world

>>37695374
Luckily my co workers don't talk to me because of the age gap. They're in their early 20s, and I'm 29. But they do look at me weird and I hear them talk shit about me sometimes. But at least I don't have to listen to their got so drunk last night stories.

>>37700508
Large drug store.
Assistant manager.

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>>37697655
>really a wageslave mad he has to go to work
>Enjoys acting like a NEET because NEET lifestyle is upscale

Haha wagie be ready for work tomorrow

>Fuck you, Jake.

>>37695374
>sitting in break room reading my book
>normie walks in
>Hey, how's it going?

Every time.

I'm going crazy.,

>>37700508
An office. Its hell and i hate it and every single cubicle troll but i can see why they crave attention everytime they come up for air.

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>>37695374
>Normies talking about the same vapid shit everyday and avoiding taboo subject like a plague.
>Normies thinking they're special despite looking and acting all the same.
>Normies bitching about anything that doesn't cater to their interest.

>>37700780
>how dare he say hello to me

I wish someone would say hello to me

That's called small talk, it's a pretty integral part of human interaction

>>37696495


>Just listen to them. It makes them happy. Ask occasional follow up questions and comments, you don't even have to listen very closely or know what they're talking about.


This. I always see robots on here asking "how can you "just" talk to people?" and this is literally the answer

>>37697862
haha I say that

z

>>37700857
hello anon


just fucking die you dumb fucking cunt robot just let me post i hope you suffer an immensely original painful death

>>37700548
this desu

>be weird aspie thoughout high school
>make a couple of friends a month before graduation
>they introduce me to their friends
>dont act retarded, keep shit to myself
>no-one suspects a thing

>>37700897
uh the last bit isn't directed at you just so you know

I don't understand how people complain about being pestered by other people all the time. I have to make a conscious effort to even have my presence acknowledged by others. All my life I've felt invisible.

>>37700935
the only time people speak to me is when they want something from me or want me to do something for them.
that's mostly why i avoid people and that's probably why they say you should have friends.

if you don't have friends, 90% of your interactions with people are gonna be randoms asking you for shit or to do shit.

>>37700548
>normie girl asks why I don't have a GF
>Can't tell her I'm fucking some guys wife

This piece of shit at my work is always trying to prove himself to me at work or some shit
>Dude check out this party i was at last night
>Dude check out this club I was at last night
>I banged this chick lol
>All about the hustle!
>Im a photographer
>Im an artist
>Im a club promoter
>I book musicians
>I made 60k last year
>The hustle bro!

And then he'll insult the shit out of me, call me a dumbass, tell me im the most retarded person he's ever met etc. He'll literally get into fights at work about the most retarded shit

I fucking hate people.

>>37701112
>why don't you have a gf?

Is this a good thing people ask me this a lot?

>>37701112
>Fucking
You are a normie.

>>37701158
those people are ill in the head, just ignore them.

>>37701158
yet that guy still works at whatever stupid job you work at instead of booking, promoting, and banging his way to bro heaven

>>37701192
Ive actually brought that up to him before.

>Nah man i only keep this job to make my mama happy! ha!

I want to kill him

>>37701214
"so you cant even convince your own mother of your bullshit?"

>>37700508
I'm a programming tutor. I don't see my coworkers during my shift, only customers. The busy days trying to unfuck and explain code to 5+ people are pretty horrible because I never feel as if I can give enough help while each person is freaking out cause their shit is due that night. The slow days with 1 or 2 people are alright since we usually take a slower pace and just shoot the shit while going through the code. Too bad it isn't a year round gig and the hours kind of suck.

>>37701161
depends on your answer
they want to know if youre getting laid

>tfw cant tell people I spend time with hookers and other drugged out women because thatll look more weird than saying I have no gf.
id rather people think im not getting anything. its amusing to see them think they are above you

>>37701375
My default response is that I don't have the time or patience for a gf which is a blatant lie.

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Anyone that walks slow in a tight spot where you can't walk around them is a normie. These Normslugs should all die. Generally I consider myself to be fairly chill, but I always become irrationally angry when some fucknuggets walk very slowly right in front of me, forming a wall that I basically have to break apart.

>>37701404
dont say that, makes you seem weird unless you just came out of a relationship, or work is stressful and has been for a few months.

either joke about it
>nah not getting anything atm, see what happens this weekend though
>yea im talking to a girl I like so well see what happens.
easiest way to blow it off without looking weird

>>37701439
>tfw Chad, Stacy, Brad, and Katie walk side by side down a 4.5 person wide hallway approaching you

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>>37701481
Where I live, normally Chad or Brad have the courtesy to get out of the way, since they understand they need to let people through

>>37701511
yeah, but around me they usually wait until you're close to do so

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>text like its 1999
>maintain zero consistancy

I'm trying to make a grindr night happen and this idiot cuck can't take the time to type a complete word, pulls a bunch of red flags (sudden time and detail changes) and now logs off instead of giving me a goddamed meeting point.

you messaged me fuckbag. I said yes three times and asked as many for an address. Cold feet motherfucker

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>>37701527
Fuck, that sucks, I feel ya anon. Women here are straight up fucking retarded, though
>Cycling because it's fun
>Start cycling in a narrow road
>2 stacies approaching me
>The retards don't even form a line to let me through, instead they just walk like a wall
>They basically cover the entire road
>Have to basically slow down and cycle on a centimetre's edge, unless I want to fall into the grass
It's been like 2 years after that event, yet I still remember it.

>>37697792
I like those suicide lectures. They make me feel special

>>37701535

Hahaahah take that you smelly bummer.

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>>37701570
Fuck cyclists. I hate every one of you fuckers.

>live in the middle of a forest, most roads are winding two lanes
>these dickheads make a point to hog as much of the road as possible and get pissy when you try to pass them
>not to mention their favorite hours are in the morning when everyone is trying to get to fucking work
>I shit you not one time I saw a whole group of these assholes on the road when there was a bike path right off the side of the road
>and of course I had to trail behind them as I was running late for work
>it took a herculean amount of effort to restrain myself from plowing these asshats over

>>37701161
If it is a women it is supposed to be a complement
>anon you must have a gf you are so great!
Roasties think that they are the ultimate sign of validation and success for a man.It is how their roasted brain works.
That is why boys with gf can get pussy without even trying.Roasties see value on men that can get a fellow roastie

>>37695374
>tfw most of the people at my work are kinda fucking weirdos
>tfw since we work at a movie theater they have a comparable autistic obsession with film
>at least one of them is a fan of Jojo
Hit the jackpot with this job m8s

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>>37701892
You shouldn't hate every cyclist, anon. My worst feeling is when a car drives behind me, since I don't know whether or not I'm bothering him (I always try to cycle right on the edge of the road near the grass, just not to bother anyone). But I personally agree about those dickhead cyclists you mentioned, even I don't like them, since they can also annoy other cyclists by blocking them.

>people who can't take a lunch break in silence
Nigger if I'm looking intently on my phone and answer your first two questions with one word responses it means I don't want to talk to you.
I already spend almost all my time at work talking to my coworkers, I just want 45 minutes to myself.

>working late with my boss
>Guy comes in to get rid of our trash
>He tells us all about some shitty car hes going to buy
>Finally leaves after like ten minutes

>Boss: that was a long conversation about nothing

The rest of my co workers are awful but my boss gets it

>>37695374
femanon here
I hate when normies ask me what im doing later after work, or why I don't have a boyfreind. like, I just want to be alone and go home and shit post all day. like, Im not interested in your normie games.

im lucky im norwegian, here normies never bother you

>DOOOOOOD! That was crazy!!!
>last night was crazy!!
>guy is crazy!!!
>everythings super hyped and Cuh-RAZEE!! And if i let my energy drop below a level enviable my PCP and coke fiends i think i'll die!!!!!! Ex fucking DEE!!!
Bitch it is fucking 2am and i legitimately have not had my coffee yet.

>>37703253
>Bitch it is fucking 2am and i legitimately have not had my coffee yet.
I fucking hate "femanons" and the way they write.Get dicked and get the fuck out of here cunt

>>37700508
bar manager, its k.

>>37703253
>>37703403
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if you actually spotted a femanon

>>37703403
What would even make you assume that in that sentence?

>>37703554
>Bitch
Only women and fags use that word

>>37703663
I can't help i grew up a boy and the youngest child in a 6 daughter violent family.
My shit talk routine has sadly been engraved into me it took years to shave off "please!" At the end of that "bitch" and i'm slowly replacing bitch and cunt with motherfucker.

>>37703663
I would let this slide, but you sound like a bitch.

>>37695374
>talk for more than ten minutes
>laugh at stupid shit
>all those chin, eyes, hand, body movements they do to signal this or that

I would love to be a normie. Just to live my life without anxiety. Without depression. Just be free. Normie life looks like heaven.

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>>37695374
>Having exciting, adventure, fulfilling, sex filled lives, while I sit at home, involuntarily celebate, massaging my dick with a rubber loli vagina to 2d lolis.

It infuriates the FUCK out of me.

How do normies make friends anyways? I see quiet people that have like 50 friends while I have like 2 and try to start conversations with classmates and other people.It just seems so random that le quiet guy that does nothing but laugh makes friends magically

>>37703715
Forcing yourself to curse is pathetic.Just speak naturally without saying madafacka every 10 words.It is cringy as fuck.The only acceptable course is
>Fuck
>Fucking
Everything else makes you look like a tryhard and a weirdo

>>37703799
Actual social knowledge and skill plus a network of people.
They know so and so who knows so and so and so and so's cousin who knows so and so's brother etc etc. so now they got a large web of people they'll meet and befriend because they've practiced their social skills to such a degree that its just natural whereas you meet a person and are offputting because somethings very clearly wrong with your delivery or you in general so why expose you to the others or rather why expose them to you.

>>37703844
I am talking about uni though.No one know each other but somehow there are quiet guys that barely talk more than your regular one liner has tones of friends.I must just look like someone that is trying to force it which I guess pushes people off

>>37703820
I don't force it it just happens but if I don't focus on it it'll come out as "bitch, please!" Or "don't be such a cunt." Regardless of the targets gender.
Now its "motherfucker, please!" Or "don't be such a fucker."
Grow up in a household that curses and spoke freely you end up the same.

>>37703874
>don't be such a cunt
This is acceptable on men believe it or not.Cunt is pretty vanilla cursing.Motherfucker is teen talk

>>37703873
Its that last bit i mentioned.
Tony over there had all of highschool to learn how to cultivate and maintain peer relations and the attitude and mannerisms needed are now a natural action to him.
You probably didn't have that so anything you do in that field will feel forced.

>>37703898
So basically you are cursed to be a loner since middle school? Sounds about right.

>>37703874
Say:

"Shut your gaping sewer hole of a mouth, you worthless piece of cum-filled shit, before I make you do it by shoving my dick inside it, bitch faggot punk."

>>37703944
Thats too extensive. I've been trained for a single short sentence before hair gets pulled and limbs flail because thats all the time you had.
You whore, you cunt, variations of bitch+words, bring it whore/bitch/cunt, fuck you, etc.

>>37703944
And then they start laughing mid-way because of how absurd it is or stop caring.

>>37701892
Shut your whore mouth you wagecuck faggot. You are just pissed that your gay dick got hard looking at their asses. You fucking bumboy. Get fucked.

>>37701892
Just do what i do.
Sit dangerously close behind them and blade my horn for 5 seconds.
If they refuse to move buzz their back tire until they do or fall by the wayside and you ruin their bikes frame.

Get out of my way and off my roads or suffer you cunts.

>>37703799
>It just seems so random that le quiet guy that does nothing but laugh makes friends magically
Attractive people have friends, unattractive people don't.

It's that easy.

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>>37699386
>>37698426

then you're not robots, by definition, you're capable of going outside and talking to people. go do that instead of shitting up my board you stupid ragie wagies

"i love pepe, where did he come from"
"I dont know i think its a twitter thing xD"
I hate normies

>>37705094
>"i love pepe, where did he come from"
>"I dont know i think its a twitter thing xD"
I am always amused by american >normies.I believe that if I grew up in the US I would be considered a normie as I live in normietown

>>37701375
>hookers
>drugged out women
I don't know anon. Don't take this as an insult but if you are spending your time pursuing bottom of the barrel women don't you think those people are above you?

>>37695374

link to the full set please

>>37695374
Normies who memorize EVERYTHING they drank during the weekend
>dude i had 4 shots of tequila
>a mickey of vodka
>2 beers
>i was soooo wasted
>oh ya and a palm bay

Like fuck off. Why do you even remember this shit anyways

>>37696495
I feign interest in normies at work and I find it very helpful and worth the effort.

>>37695374
I actually enjoy learning a little about them so I can tear them down about it another time if they piss me off

They know nothing about me

>>37698557
I live in Colorado and the only kind of humor anyone has is stupid fucking weed humor. It's the most infuriating thing ever.

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>>37701892
you reminded me
>walking in the campus
>cyclist coming towards me on the sidewalk
>road right next to it is fucking empty
>motherfucker slows down yet doesn't steer at all
>grab his rear wheel when I walk past him
>FUCKING GO TO THE ROAD YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>bruh this is a public university, the space is everyone's

>>37702299
>a women
This. This right here. Fuck you.

>>37695374
>normie bitch asks me how many gfs i had

I was ashamed to admit i never had one , but flattered that she assumed that I could have been in a lot of relationships.

>>37700864

small talk is pointless i don't have to ask how you are to complete my shift

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>>37701570
I've had this same thing happen while trying to drive out of parking lot. Six women in a group are walking down the main park of the lot that leads to the lot exit. Side by side, all in a line completely blocking the lane. Drive right up behind them, they don't move aside. Finally lose my temper and lay on the horn. They look back at me like i'm the moron in this exchange.

>>37709195
>small talk is pointless
It might be if you don't want to meet new people.It is the only real way to form a friendship