>finally get a girlfriend >she's a lunatic tomboy

>>37738097
But anon, is she hot?

You had me at 'lunatic tomboy'.

>>37738151
Surprisingly, yes, body-wise. Her face is average, cute-average, but nice hips and body because she is into sports.

>>37738226
Post a pic of her for fellow anons to see pls

Wha the fuck are you still doing here? Fuck back off to plebbit.

>>37738097
living the dream anon, sounds like a keeper

>>37738251
Fuck no.

>>37738373
Yeah, until she cuts my dick or ruins my life.
She literally has emotional breakdowns, like when I had to travel to work in another state and forgot to put my cellphone to charge. She was crying when I called her, thought something happened to me.

Still, my first girlfriend and I'm already over 20, so what the hell?

>>37738097
>believing the "you NEED a girlfriend to have a successful life meme."
The true redpill, is knowing that "bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks." What's so great about having to live for someone else anyway? Someone that could walk away from everything the two of you had built up together, for something as simple as "lack of interest." Or the possibility of being cheated on, not because you've done something wrong, but because "the feeling of doing something sneaky." Bitches are cruel, brah.
>I'm not projecting, just spitballing