How to get a job with absolute zero connections?

>>37738187
>How to get a job with absolute zero connections?

It's not nearly that hard dumbass
walk into some minwage shithole like a movie theater and ask around

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See a military recruiter.

>>37738187
Apply for really shit jobs that no one wants (usually they have a high turnover and are always advertising for openings).

They usually don't ask for references or check unemployment gaps or anything like that

>>37738230
Being a military punchbag is not a real job

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>>37738268
It comes with a paycheck and benefits.

>>37738187
Go into town with sunday best, ask for manager, ask for application(even if only online), firm handshake and thanks, make sure they remember your name.

>>37738187
By submitting an application.

t. got my first 'real' job at KFC 2 months ago

>>37738187
Post a resume on monster or career builder

>>37738230
this is the qutest gif

>>37738230
No, they expect references, too.

I'd recommend OP visit a job fair. Lots of them interview and hire right on the spot.