So what is a fast painless and cheap way to suicide?

Living day to day and learning to adapt to adulthood
Oh wait
>fast
>painless
>cheap

tie a bag around your head and tie your hands so that you cant pull the bag off your head

you'll eventually black out from lack of oxygen and die a painless death

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide

>A survivor of this method usually needs intensive care to manage the temporarily impaired oxygen capacity of the blood, and may have permanent brain damage caused by cerebral hypoxia.

Surviving a suicide must be awful

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>>37824366
For your consideration.

Nitrogen based hypoxia. Oxygen works as well but nitrogen gives you a high. Search up the BigBlackCock documentary with the former British prime minister experimenting with the most humane, painless ways to die. This has been scientifically proven with extensive testing to be fast, cheap, and painless.

>>37824642
>>37824409
he said cheap fast and painless, not long slow and expensive

>>37824672
Not oxygen I meant helium. The whole point is you're tricking your body into thinking it's oxygen.

Find a fucking bridge dumbass
Do a flip
Sage

>>37824680

>>37824642 is painless, cheap, and fast you uneducated retard. See>>37824672

>>37824366
there is a reason most successful suicides are done with a rope.
simple, accessible and not much can go wrong unless your retarded.
you don't even need to do it from a high place with a dramatic chair drop like in the movies- as long as your butt does not touch the ground you're golden.
yeah it might be a bit painful but if you are not ready to accept it then perhaps you should not kill yourself yet.

>>37824391
This originally. Once you build a routine, you go from 20 to 40 easily

>>37824728
>45 dollars for a helium tank
>50 dollars for a cpap mask
>cheap
compared to
>3 dollar rope
>5 dollar garbage bag
suck my cock you idiot
>>37824918
a belt is more sturdy depending on where you will be hanging yourself from

Slitting your wrists. You take some time to bleed out but its not really painful.

Dont kill yourself OP

>>37824434
Imagine surviving but becoming a vegetable who has to spend the rest of his life unaware of existence in a home for invalids, all the while your poor mother visits you faithfully for the remainder of her life. That is the worst hell I can imagine.

>>37824983
>95 dollars to kill yourself is expensive
Thanks for proving my point, retard.

>>37824366
Certainly not shooting yourself in the fucking chin.

>>37824366
Depends on how cheap it has to be. You can jump of a building or in front of a train for free. You could also buy a cheap shotgun and some buckshot for 250 bucks and blow your brains out

Why is price even a factor?

hang yourself you retard