*blocks your path* *giggles* where are you going anon? can we

Ask them if they have ever had there assholes rimmed? No. It feels great, lets head back to my apt

>>37824260
I'm going to the toilet. Please don't follow me.

>>37824260
>Hold on *fumbles through large ring of archaic keys*
>"Ah here we are"
>*thrusts dusty key into the dusty lock*
>"Now wait here"
>*Vanishes into the shadowy room"
>*Emerges from the dark on the motorized scooter dressed as felix argyle sweet spots under tits appearing and gut hanging out dragon dildo in basket*
>"Heh"
>*breathes in heavily*
>"Lets begin"

>>37824260
Did you deliberate pick the most plain white women imaginable just for this thread?

Why are you bullying me you are obviously just trying to make fun of me in front of your friends

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>>37824332
>be in high school
>doing the pee pee
>suddenly someone is fucking unlocking the door
>panic causing me to turn around pissing all over
>door opens
>apparently some girls told the janitor the lock was broken
>they just stand there laughing at their elaborate prank as I cover my tiny dick with one hand while I pull up my underwear with the other

>>37824349
I hope this is pasta because you're fucked if this is original

Hilarious but fucked

where are their lips

"Well I was just going on a run but you're free to join me if you think you can keep up"

>>37824260
sorry but i don't talk with strangers

>>37824647
They aren't wearing makeup, and they're white.

>>37824636
No there's no copy pasta on that
it's oregano to the bone.

>>37824708
What do you want? A sheboon or a pan faced asian?

>>37824260

Are they spanish or dutch?

>origona

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*draws blade*

jama o suruna.

>>37825617
dutch actually, how did you know anon

>>37824260
I'm going the gym and don't need you horsefaced cunts slutting up my gym.