>invited a plumber to my house
>kissed him on the lips to try and have gay sex with him
>he beat the shit out of me
>went to get his friends
>they are outside now waiting for me to leave so they can assault me
what the fuck do I do guys?
Basically I am a closet virgin homosexual. I am fat as fuck and a beta. My sink was needing to be replaced and a plumber came to visit. He was pretty hot and young, and the first person visiting my apartment in 5 years. I got excited and grabbed the sink he was installing, and lightly donked his head with it as a joke then put it down. He got mad at me and I kissed him to apologise and told him 'sink your tongue in me'. He got mad as fuck and beat me up.
I am scared.
>>37826733
Beatings are fun! Go outside right now!!!
>>37826733
Are you literally autistic? Why tf would you kiss him?
Tell them to come in for a group beating. Act as homosexual as possible and they'll likely drop it.
>>37826733
You basically sexually assaulted someone. You should feel bad.
>>37826733
Go out there and let them beat you like the dirty faggot you are, ningen. Then fuckoff back to tumblr and never come back here again.
>>37826733
Just call the fucking police dude. There isn't anything they can do with the police there
>>37826733
>sink your tongue in me
quality thread, my sexually frustrated friend
if you feel threatened call the police and deny all sexual assault allegations
>>37826733
>>invited a plumber to my house
>>kissed him on the lips to try and have gay sex with him
>>37826733
This is the dumbest bait I've read in awhile. Here's a you though.
Just tell him no homo, you'll be fine.
Congraturation you are now the most autistic faggot ever on /r9k/
>>37826733
This will be a valuable lesson for you.
fucking idiot, you forgot to say "no homo" after kissing him
>>37826794
I am gay and lonely.
>>37826976
Well then I guess you might actually enjoy prison, you can be somebody's bitch boy for protection. Call the cops and say you sexually assaulted the plumber and you are afraid him and his boys are waiting outside to kill you.
>>37826814
>Ningen posting
Is this a new meme
>>37826733
They're gonna love this over at r/4chan. Thanks for the laugh, loser
>>37826733
They're not going to beat you up. They're just going to gangbang your tight little boipussy is all. Chances are they're all clean so when they breed you it'll all be fine and you'll have nothing to worry about!
>>37826733
>Basically I am a closet virgin homosexual. I am fat as fuck and a beta.
These are the guys who post in trap and gay threads
>>37827491
>They're not going to beat you up. They're just going to gangbang your tight little boipussy is all. Chances are they're all clean so when they breed you it'll all be fine and you'll have nothing to worry about!
kys!
>>37826733
PllIs tell me this is just bait
>>37827655
>kys!
*kysses you back*