>27 kissless, friendless virgin >Seriously considering

>>37826332
Just import some Japanese boob sex toy, retard.

>>37826332
anon i shouldn't have to tell you thats a fucking retarded idea, they dont even feel like real tits. you're going to regret that shit once you finally decide to clean yourself up, also just dont get body mods in general

Get a prostitute. Case closed

my god, all the tranny threads make sense now, anons are becoming women just so they can touch one.

>>37826332
>pls convince me not to
If u don't want to then don't lol

>>37826404
Can't get one reliably
>>37826435
That's just it, I want them now but I know it's a bad idea
>>37826373
Won't feel the same

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You can get silicone breast forms that stick on or go inside a bra.

Don't get surgery.

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>>37826736
Get them then shave all your hair off your body and start wearing womens clothes and grow your hair out.

>Start taking dick

>>37826846
I'd laser all my chest hair off before I do it

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Get this instead OP, might as well get a good pair of fake titties.