The one true test that divides the men from the boys

>>37826200
whichever one is closer to the wall

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this is what real men do

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>>37826200
>when you see a dicklet using the high urinal and not get splashed with blowback

I like to use the low one because it doesn't splash on me and it makes me feel like a giant.

>>37826305
alpha as fuck brother!

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>>37826200
Real robots use these.
Less chance to get pee shy.

>>37826774
Real robots piss in the bin.

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>>37826200
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>>37826955

actually, this is the test

Chad here.

I was on a rowing team and needed to piss. I stood up in the boat (with 8 other guys in it, and another boat next to us), then proceeded to piss off the side.

I was in the middle of a river in a city with 800,000 people and a lady was just looking at me in awe.

>>37826980
I don't go to the urinal to pee. I go to stand with my dick out for a few minutes, wait until I see someone glance at mine, then go to another bathroom in the uni, get into a stall and masturbate furiously at the thought of them humiliating my tiny dick.